Passing the getting out of the train, and making our way to the greathall.
Disclamor: No i don't own Harry Potter, you know who does. I don't own the mary-sue's. I own the Narrator, for it is mine.
(A/N: The narrator may speak in parenthesis sometimes...beware )
Inhaling deep breaths the narrator stood at the back of the greathall. Dumbledore appeared out of nowhere, and started to narrate the palace. The narrator raised a brow, and said, "Stop, stop, those our my lines!". Dumbledore watched the narrator, and then continued. The narrator slapped it's head, and then replied, "No, no! I'm the narrator, your the fat headmaster. You no speak in foreshadowing, i do. Stop it! Now go back up to your post, and give your speech" The narrator said, feeling like it was talking to a 7 year old. Dumbledore apparated to the stand. (You cannot apparate in Hogwarts, yet this is fanfiction...you weren't suppose to know that- HAGRID GET OUTTA MY HEAD! ) The narrator banged its head on the wall, only in time for the ceremony to begin.
"Attention...HEAR YE HEAR YE!" Dumbledore said, "Yes, once again, Mary-sue's have invaded hogwarts, not that any of you know what they are, but i felt the need to tell you" Dumbledore said. Narrator rolled it's eyes and watched Mcgonagal pull the parchment up infront of her. "Ashley..." Mcgonagall said confused. She raised an eyebrow noting this girl only had a first name...
The tan, blonde girl from the train walked up. She swung her hips, and eyed Dumbledore hungrilly. The narrator walked up to the front of the Great hall, and stopped this action. "No, none of that, none of that! This is not a pedofile flic." It said, glaring at Ashley. She sat down on the stool. ( Griffindor...) "GRIFFINDOR!" The hat shouted. She only smiled, and swung her hips all the way to the cheering and whistling table.
"Crystal Swipes" Mcgonagall said, still recovering from Ashley's problem. Mcgonagall nearly fainted as Crystal walked up. Not only was she not wearing the robe uniform, but wearing a shitload of chains, and was bleeding from head to toe. ( I was wrong...she is emo ) She sat down on the stool, crying and swiping her self with the razor. People were only confused, and bewildered that no one was solving this problem. Finnally madam promfey escorted the girl out to be cleaned up.
"Patsy Voldemort!" Proffesor Flitwick said, seeming that Mcgonagall had already fainted and was also escorted away by madam Promfey. Patsy...or sailor Earth stepped up to the stool. "Wait, hold on, Your Voldemort's daughter, yet your sole thing in life is to protect Harry Potter..." The narrator asked. "Yes, that is my job." Patsy said. " HAVE YOU NOT SEEN OR READ THE BOOKS? His last name is not Voldemort, It's riddle. He named himself 'Voldemort'." The narrator cried. Patsy looked confused, but replied anyways, "You mean my life is a lie?" The narrator face planted, not returning a reply. She sat their awhile before the hat finnaly shouted, "SLYTHERIN!". "Just like my father..." Patsy said walking over to the slytherin table.
The quiet girl stood at the back of the line, not hearing her name called. " I repeat, Christine Potter, come to the front!" Proffesor Flitwick shouted once more. She did as told, and listened to the gasps all over the room. Still face planted, the narrator let this go, for now. "Griffindor!" The hat shouted, and she walked quickly to her house table.
"That is all, now lets eat!" Dumbledore said waving his wand. Food appeared on the tables and everyone started chatting away. The muggle girl stood their, out of place. "Ahem" Proffesor Sprout said, nudging Dumbledore to the girl. "Oh yes" Dumbledore said and waved his wand so the food disapeared. Ron watched the roll disapear from his hand. "Muggle...girl" Dumbledore said.
She walked up, with no name, and bearing loud music. Everyone was silent ...until.
Cliffhanger..Could not resist. XD! So...how is it so far? Review, oh and also. I'm thinking of putting a male slash sue in here. Think of any that would be good, tell me.
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