Chapter 12 - Please Don't Go

Author's notes:

Whew! Time! Free time!

Amelda: I sure didn't miss you!

Varon: Neither did I!

Raphael: . . .I think my birthdate has been compromised. . .

Me: I do love my schoolwork!

Thank you Caorann fridh Bronach (I think I got your name righ this time), RykenInverse, and TrekieGreenieShannaraElfOfME! Here's. . .ah, great, I'm running out of stuff. . .chiffon cake slices for both of you!

TrekieGreenieShannaraElfOfME, the Fire Emblem that was released last month is Fire Emblem 8: Seima no Kouseki (which stars the twins Ephraim and Eirik(a)). Fire Emblem 6: Fuuin no Tsurugi stars Roy, and will most likely never come out in America. All hail Joshua!

I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh!. . .ah, forget it, the rest is at the end of the chapter!

o-o-o

Amelda fumed. WHY didn't he have a chance to duel? He would have been oh-so-happy if he'd had a chance to duel the older Kaiba again. He would have been twice as happy if he could've beaten the living daylights out of a certain goggled former teammate. But NO. . .prissy little Pegasus had to give Raphael the opportunity to duel! And Raphael got a chance to duel the hot chick's little bro!

Whichever hot chick that was.

Mai had a body that could make any straight guy drool, but her cold attitude was a total turn-off. Worse yet, Varon had been VERY interested in her. Therefore, she had to be a loser.

The lady in the cloak didn't hide her beauty well enough. However, she DID slap him after he helped her. . .Amelda shoved her into the same category as Mai.

Yugi's girlfriend was out of the question. She talked too much, and her chest was just too flat.

So was Yugi's brown-haired girlfriend. Even if her bust-to-waist-to-hip ratio looked like it would make a supermodel jealous.

Which left the pictures on the cards.

Amelda was so absorbed in his 'thoughts' that his feet carried him straight into something that wasn't air. Amelda stumbled. A familiar protest greeted his ears.

Mokuba Kaiba was latched onto Amelda's leg, mostly because that was the only way the shorter boy could keep his balance.

"Mokuba, dear," Amelda said, in his best Pegasus imitation, "do you REALLY want to see what's under my pants?"

"KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY BROTHER!" Seto Kaiba screeched. Amelda whistled to himself. Seto's voice had gone up an octave more than it should have.

"Now, now, Kaiba boy, I do believe that Mokuba is the one with his hands on ME," Amelda stated, still in Pegasus Mode. In response, Mokuba kept on holding on.

Seto Kaiba walked over to where his younger brother stood. He tried tapping his younger brother on the shoulder, to no effect. He leaned down, and whispered something in Mokuba's ear. Amelda caught the words, "Mr. Happy." One of Amelda's eyebrows went up.

"Hey Yugi, move outta the way! I want a good clear shot of this!" Amelda looked up at the source of the voice. Joey Wheeler had a video camera aimed approximately at Amelda's midsection. From that angle, the video camera wouldn't pick up Mokuba. Instead, it would look like. . .

"YOU STUPID DOG!" Kaiba screamed. It had taken the CEO of Kaiba Corporation a mere split second to figure out what Joey had in mind.

"What's going on?" Mokuba asked, finally relinquishing hold on Amelda's leg.

"I am going to make Joey Wheeler scream like a schoolgirl, and neither of you are to interfere. Understand?" For once, Amelda was in full agreement with Kaiba. No wonder Varon had such a--

"Aw, Joey, you ruined it!" Varon exclaimed. Varon also had a video camera in hand, aimed at about the same spot Joey's camera was aimed at.

"Varon, when I am through with you. . ." Amelda said through clenched teeth. Joey and Varon high-fived each other before running off in opposite directions.

Amelda's thoughts were on Varon's untimely demise as he ran into something that wasn't air. He looked up at Raphael's wry grin.

"I think you'll find this card amusing. The nice man in the suit near the door gave her to me," Raphael said, as he walked off, calm as ever. Amelda stopped his thoughts of Varon's imminent death and read what Raphael had given him.

WTF-51

DJ Lilith

Negate the activation of any Spell card by sticking a pin into a voodoo doll that represents your opponent. If you do not have a voodoo doll that represents your opponent, make one. If you'd rather not construct a voodoo doll, or if you are Amish, pay 550 Life Points to negate said Spell Card.

Dark/Gothic; 4; 1800/600/Effect; Rare

The girl on the card stared at him with a solemn expression on her face. Her dark hair was separated into two ponytails (not pigtails). Her black leather zip-up vest restrained a magnificent chest. Her slender arms were decorated with yellow armbands. Her nails were painted with a startling red nail polish. Her wide black eyes held a mix of sorrow and boredom.

Amelda fell in love.

"Brother, why does Amelda's pants--mrph!" Mokuba struggled in his older brother's grip, to no avail.

"Mokuba, cut that out! You've gotten yourself into enough trouble for one day!" Seto Kaiba said angrily.

Amelda's thoughts were on the card he held. Out of curiosity, he put his newly-acquired monster on the field in attack position. A square in front of him glowed. DJ Lilith appeared in front of him. Or rather, her back end appeared in front of him. Amelda had no objections. She was HOT.

A stranger with white hair looked at his duel disk in confusion. A monster had summoned itself! It looked like the monster Pegasus had used against Kaiba.

Yugi's brown-haired girlfriend looked at her duel disk in confusion. Another monster had summoned itself! It was DJ K-Na.

Another monster appeared next to DJ Lilith. Amelda stared at his duel disk in amazement. DJ Siren had summoned himself from Amelda's deck!

Yugi's other girlfriend looked at her duel disk in shock. A monster had summoned herself! It was the girl with the unholy shriek.

Varon gave a shout of surprise, as DJ Sakura came out without warning.

Raphael cried out, as a redheaded monster summoned himself. The monster wore goggles simliar to Varon's.

The girl with the unholy shriek (DJ Iroha) ran over to DJ Lilith. Suddenly, DJ Sakura went on the move. The expression on DJ Iroha's face changed from cheerful to angry. She unzipped her vest part of the way down. Amelda drooled. Two sexy girls stood near him.

DJ Lilith turned towards DJ Siren, with another unreadable expression on her face. DJ Siren backed away.

DJ Tekka (the redhead introduced earlier) and DJ K-Na stood back and blushed a bit.

DJ Shem (the monster used against Kaiba earlier) glared at the assembly. He walked towards DJ Lilith, and put two hands on her shoulder. She looked up at him, and effectively blocked Amelda's view of her with her head.

The hot chick's younger brother cursed. A pink-haired woman walked over to DJ Lilith and smiled. DJ Lilith nodded (and for the record, the one with the pink hair is DJ Nyah).

"Alright, you guys, no one said that you could come out and play! Go back to where you came from!" Pegasus had mysteriously reappeared onstage.

DJ K-Na walked over to Mai. He motioned for her to take her deck out. She gave him an odd look, but obliged. He then communicated his wish for her to fan her cards out. She gave him an odder look, but complied. He pointed to one of the cards in Mai's deck. Mai took it out, and read it. . .and read it again. . .and again. Amelda felt dizzy from looking at her eyes.

WTF-45

FNA Surgery

All face-up monsters on the field are considered to have the word "DJ" in their name until the end of the turn.

Short Print; Quick-Play

"You want me to activate this?" Mai asked the hologram. The hologram nodded. Mai shrugged, but obliged.

"Mai, what are you. . .oh, no," Pegasus muttered into the microphone. All the duel disks started to glow, including Amelda's. In moments, the room looked like an anime convention gone wrong. Amelda found himself looking at the back of a trenchcoat. Upon closer investigation, the person's trenchcoat was brownish-gray, NOT white, and the person's hair was white, NOT brown. It had to be a hologram. The person in the trenchcoat turned around. It was DEFINITELY a hologram. Amelda found himself looking up at a very tall man with blueish eyes and face paint under said eyes. A sword hung at his waist. The overall effect would have been frightening, if this hologram were a real person.

"Oh, good, you found him," Varon said merrily. The hologram cocked an eyebrow. Varon motioned for Amelda to look at his deck. Amelda read the card, then looked up at the hologram, who. . .winked.

WTF-55

DJ Shi-Low

This card cannot designate a face-up "DJ Celica" or "DJ Erika" as an attack target.

Wind/Bishounen/Effect; 7; 2800/2300; Super Rare

A Catnipped Kitty from someone's deck wandered over to DJ Shi-Low. The sword-wielding DJ bent down and let the cat hop on his shoulder. He ambled off into the crowd, with the cat now on his head. Varon and Amelda exchanged several glances.

"I did not think this was possible," a soft voice from Amelda's left said. The lady in the cloak pointed towards what appeared to be a brawl between Joey and someone else. Several spectators were watching the brawl, including. . .Joey?

"Oh, that must be the rivals, DJ Eiri and DJ Nix!" Varon said happily. One of Amelda's finely-honed instincts told him that Varon had done a little bit of Internet research on this set beforehand.

"Here's a mug of coffee," Mako said flatly to no one in particular.

"Here's a nice warm futon," Rex said, just as flatly.

In moments, the two brawlers were next to the people who owned their cards. The Joey look-alike snuggled up to Rex, while the one with the visor looked up at Mako, eyes shining. Rex and Mako looked ready to hurl.

"THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!" Pegasus screamed into the microphone. Amelda found himself face-to-face with a monster that could be Yugi's freckled-faced girlfriend in 10 years, provided that she survived that long. The hologram looked at Amelda, shock in her eyes. She turned around and saw Raphael. She smiled at him shyly.

"Your teacher is to the left," Raphael said emotionlessly. The hologram blew him a kiss before disappearing into the crowd. Amelda shot Raphael a quizzical look. Raphael held up a card.

WTF-52

DJ Erika

This card cannot be the target of anything if there is a face-up "DJ K-Na" on your side of the field.

Wind/Apprentice/Effect; 3; 1500/1300; Common

"It's all in here," Raphael stated, as he tossed Amelda a booklet. Amelda opened it up, and began to read.

Author's notes, yet again:

I'm sorry if this chapter stinks! I'm in a bit of a hurry, as of now!

I do NOT own Beatmania IIDX (insert style here), any of the characters, or any of the songs.

"Please Don't Go" is a very. . .interesting song by Asletics. On Another, it has WAY too much scratching!

Explanations for the cards:

DJ Lilith is Shem's younger sister, Iroha's friend, K-na's love interest (but don't tell anyone), Tekka's classmate, and Siren's problem (the problem is she likes him, and he doesn't. . .not surprising, given the age difference).

FNA Surgery is a play on DNA Surgery. The "changed" title involves a very wearing song named "A" (by DJ Amuro).

DJ Shi-Low is the resident bishie. He knows how to use a sword. DJ Ereki is his younger brother. DJ Yuz is his rival. He has a thing for cats.

DJ Erika is DJ K-na's apprentice hacker, and DJ Shi-Low's pen pal. She's also supposed to be DJ Celica's older sister, but neither of them know this. She works as a model for DJ Shem's clothing store.

That should be it for the DJs. The next question: HOW is Pegasus supposed to restore order now?