Disclaimer: Neko-chan and Kyoki-chan don't own Naruto, or the song "Kitty In A Basket," that has been parodyed for this fic.
This fic was thought up by Kyoki and Neko. So no stealing it! ...Yar!
"If there's someone in the village,
Doesn't want a little Sasuke,
Tell them put the little Sasuke in a bucket.
Leave the little bucket outside my door
And I'll love the little Sasuke forever more.
Wrap Sasuke warm,
You never know about a storm,
And I don't want a little Sasuke with the sneezes.
I'll hug him and I'll squeeze him,
Always, always tease him,
Want a little Sasuke in a bucket.
Don't matter 'bout the color of his nosie,
Don't care if he's a feller or a girl. (Is there something you're not telling me, Sasuke?)
Don't have to be as pretty as a posey, (Even though you are, anyway.)
And I promise not to laugh
If he has an ego and a half.
If there's someone in the village
Doesn't want a little Sasuke
Tell them put the little Sasuke in a bucket.
Leave the little bucket outside my door
And I'll love the little Sasuke forever more.
Savin' up a dollar
And I'm gonna buy a collar
If he's lookin' for a home, please won't you ask it
Don't want a little tisket,
Or a little tucket,
Just a little Sasuke in a bucket.
I'll warm his milk and dress him in pajamas.
I'll make a bed for him in Iruka's shoe.
And if he starts in crying for his Mamma,
Then I'll tell him a bedtime story
And make him forget it ever happened.
Don't have to be as pretty as a posey, (Even though you're prettier!)
And I promise not laugh if he has an ego and a half.
If there's someone in the village
Doesn't want a little Sasuke,
Tell them put the little Sasuke in a bucket.
Leave the little bucket outside my door
And I'll love the little Sasuke forever more.
Wrap Sasuke warm,
You never know about a storm,
And I don't want a little Sasuke with the sneezes.
I'll hug him and I'll squeeze him,
Always, always tease him,
Want a little Sasuke in a bucket.
I'll hug him and I'll squeeze him,
Always, always tease him,
Want a little Sasuke in a bucket!"
"… Naruto, I may love you, but that doesn't mean I won't kill you."
"But it was cute, right? Right?"
". . ."
"Meep."
OWARI
Neko: Don't review. We don't want you to. No, we're not using reverse psychology. Not at all... >>;;
Kyoki: -whispers- I think they're on to us, Neko-koi!