I read another fanfic a while ago and while this is on the same product it's a different ad (by the same people).
That and the fact that since Inu-Yasha is a dog demon and the original was a dog I couldn't help myself.
Special disclaimer (In conjunction with the general disclaimer at Chapter 1): I do not own the rights to this particular product or any associated logos, devices or names, nor the original script or advert.
Rolly out of control
"Inu-Yasha!" Kagome yells at the half-demon.
"Why shouldn't I? I'm helping aren't I?"
Her eyebrow twitches. "Yes you are but that's not the best way to do it." She takes the package he hands her and settles it in the boot of the car.
"And why not?"
"Because you're not supposed to sit in the shopping cart!"
"So what? I doesn't say that older people can't sit in the cart itself." He leans back in the almost empty shopping cart as Kagome fishes another bag out of it.
"It's a shopping cart! Not some weird type of horse!" Kagome slams the boot shut and turns to him.
"You ride that metal horse of yours and it isn't so different."
Kagome glares at him for pointing that out. "That is a bicycle, this is a shopping cart. Now will you put it away for me!"
"Jeez, don't get so angry about it Kagome." He gets up but the parking lot slopes downhill and his weight pushes the cart forwards. "KAGOME! HELP!" Inu-Yasha loses his balance and he lands back in the cart,facing the direction he's heading in.
"AAAHHHHHH!" He's about to slam into the entrance when he grabs the sides of the cart, trying to stop it. "KAGOME!" He closes his eyes and grips the sides of the cart tighter, steering the cart into the supermarket.
"INU-YASHA! COME BACK HERE!" Kagome starts to run after him as he crashes through to the supermarket.
Inu-Yasha grips the sides tightly, steering the cart somehow, swerving around people and crashing through displays. He speeds through a plastic curtain and launches into the loading bay.
"KAGOME! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!"
Inu-Yasha zooms through the loading bay, moving towards the exit. He travels through a open truck, underneath a forklift and then he spots what's coming up. A truck being unloaded, and he's going to crash right into the back.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The trolley trips over the ramp and catapults him into the load.
Inu-Yasha sticks his head up from the mess he's in. It didn't even knock him out, in fact it's quite soft...
"What?" He looks at the unloader and Kagome. They start laughing and he looks at what he landed in. All of the packaging has burst open but a plastic wrapping is lying in front of him. On it is a dog in very much the same position, buried in a WHOLE lot of toilet paper.
