Disclaimer: I already said it! I do NOT own care bears!
Day of demise (and care bear reunion) (a Greek tragedy) (and when animals attacked)
They were sitting peacefully on the sandy, warm seashore. When cloudy bear said, "Rainy bear…..I just wanted to say…I love you."
Rainy bear looked at cloudy bear and pushed him down to the ground. Unable to hide her happiness she kissed him repeatedly.
"Ohh cloudy bear I love you so much."
Cloudy bear replied with a pleasurable sigh.
After there…I do not know how to put it…make out scene.
They just sat peacefully on the beach while holding each other's paws.
Suddenly a rabid rabbit leaped out of the sand (from a hidden hole) and started tearing at rainy bears flesh.
Then cloudy bear desperately tried to intervene (apparently it didn't work)
Then the rabid rabbit spun around and tore cloudy bear's throat out. Cloudy bear fell to the ground while blood was spewing from his mouth and throat. He whispered hoarsely "All you have to do is think of me and the force will be with you!" (What the hell?)
Then while rainy bear was weeping, the rabid rabbit was slowly creeping up behind her.
He was just about to attack when a large rumble spread through the ground.
Rainy bear looked up at the sky just in time to see the volcano Pompeii explode before her eyes!
She shrieked unable to hide her terror.
Then she started running around in circles screaming, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Inadvertently trodding the rabid rabbit down, immediately killing it! Thus ending its reign of terror!
Then she looked up at the sky as a huge honking vehicle crashed upon her. "Snap…Crunch….smash…squish (ewww) Squash, and pop!"
Her vertebrae snapped.
Well game over man
THE END
Maybe………………
Stay tuned for the next thrilling chapter!