Lois in the Hospital: Chapter 2
(A normal day in the Griffin house….well not that normal since Lois is gone and Chris is the wife and all, but still a normal day in the Griffin house if Lois was gone and Chris was the wife…so then it would be normal….so….enjoy the "normal day.")
Peter: Lois, I want a beer
Chris: Ok, honey and I'll have one with you
Peter: Chris…I mean Lois your to young to have beer…
Chris: and this Chris character…is she to young you bastard….
(Chris runs up stairs)
Peter: God, whats her problem
Brian(drunk): I don't know, but since your humping someone else can I have Lois.
Chris walking down stairs overhears
Peter: yea sure take the bitch…
Chris: what…your selling me to a damn dog…I can't believe you honey…I thought you loved me
Peter: calm down….im giving him the dead Lois…or the brain dead Lois…or the one that's brain is currently not working and she is in the hospital.
Meg: Dad I wanna go see mom
Chris: see me where
Meg: no I don't wanna see you, you fat basturd…I wanna see my "real" mom….
Chris: Oh thank god she's not my kid….she's so ugly and
Meg: what did you call me
Peter: don't talk back to your bromother
Brian: what
Peter: I call chris meg's and stewie's bromother…and your momowner
Brian: and he's my what
Peter: your momowner
Brian: what the hell does that mean…
Peter: it means his your owner….and your mother
Brian: ok….never say that again…ok
Peter: but Brian I think it has a rin…
Brian: No….don't EVER say it again you fat basturd…
Peter: what's up ur ass….
Brian: WHATS UP MY ASS?
Peter: Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha……….find out whats up Brian's ass next chapter…….hahahahaha………………...….he's got something up his ass…….
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Meg: I've had something up my ass before…
Quagmire: giggity
Chris: Boy I know what it's like having something up my ass….I mean I do live with a monkey..
Quagmire: oh…oh my god…oh my…oh….chris why…no
Peter: your cheating on me
Stewie: you're a fag man….you fag….god…you are such a fag man..
(Door Opens)
Anonymous Voice: That's nice Chris…….
Next chapter….find out
Peter: What's up Brian's ass
Meg: What the monkey puts up Chris's ass
Chris: Why Meg never get's a date.
Stewie: and who the hell is at the front door….is it Rupert….who knows….is it be….is it me….can't be…my cloning machine isn't finished quite yet….
Brian: Is it my ticket out of this damn house….
Quagmire: Is it someone I gave VD
…….find out next chapter…….