Previously on Family Guy
Peter: Everyone run they have guns….
(Lois is Shot)
Peter: NOOOOOOO!
Stewie: YESSSSS!
Brian: We have to stop them before it's to late.
Chris: Let's sacrifice Meg….No one cares about her
Meg: Shut up you fat piece of crap…..
Peter: Haha…Meg called you a fat piece of crap..
Chris: It's not fair….
Stewie: The time bomb is going o……
(Bomb Explodes)
(All that's left is Stewie and Brian "fused" together
Stewie: Damn
Theme song Plays
(Door Opens)
Anonymous Voice: That's nice Chris…….
Chris: Hey Mr. Herbert….
Herbert: Hi Chris….would you mind helping me in the garden…
Chris: No problem Mr. Herbert
Peter: Chris and Herbert sitting in a tree
Chris: Peter's a big fat D-I-C
Peter: Hey, that's not right….you forgot the second c….
Chris: Oh yea
Brian: They are
Stewie: So Stupid
(Chris and Herbert leave)
Brian: Hey Peter you were right
Peter: I'm always right
Brian: Yea…seems like there was something up my ass…it was peppermint flavored dental floss…I knew I shouldn't have eaten that.
Meg: So now what do we do….Chris is gone…looks like there is no more mom….
Stewie: I want mommy
Quagmire: Ah….look at the little fella….I have a blow up doll that could be your mom.
Brian: Yea, I think we all kind of miss Lois don't we
(Peter is Watching T.V.)
Peter: Quiet guys I'm watching Star Trek
Meg: You don't miss mom at all do you…
Peter: Well I do get to watch more porno's but yea I guess I miss her…
Stewie: I want milk…
Meg: Ok…I might have some…
(Meg picks Stewie up and starts to take her shirt off)
Stewie: NOOOOOOOO!...For God's sake leave the shirt on…
Quagmire: You can come take the shirt off at my place…giggity
Brian: I'm going to visit Lois who's coming with me
Meg: I'll go
Stewie: I've got nothing better to do
Peter: Yea, see this is my favorite Star Trek….so…you'll have to go without me…
Brian: Whatever lets go…
Meg: Should we get Chris…
Brian: No…remember what it was like last time he went to a hospital
Flashback
Chris: Hey look at that…a person's getting the fat sucked out of them…
(Chris goes over when operation is done and plays with the "equipment")
Chris: Look its like I vacuum..
(Chris holds it against him)
Chris: I wonder what this does…
(Pushes the reverse button and all of the fat goes inside Chris)
Brian: HOLY FREAKIN CRAP….
Lois: My Baby
Stewie: Look…he made an elephant
Peter: Well look at the bright side…now your fat like me
Flashback Ends
Stewie: Your right lets go alone…
(Brian, Meg and Stewie leave the house to go see Lois)
Me: I think I could've made this chapter a bit better, and I had made this chapter before, but my word document closed, and I tried but couldn't retrieve it…made me kind of mad, and I personally think that one would've been better…anyway I hope everyone likes this.