(Later in the hospital)

Stewie: Room 642…

Brian: Well we are here…

Stewie: I'll be right there guys…I need to ugh…go to the bathroom…yes that's it...I have to go to the bathroom

Brian: No one's falling for that Stewie…

Stewie: What do you mean…can I not go to the bathroom

Brian: You wear a diaper

Stewie: Seems you are right…well I'm going to go freshen up then…

(Stewie walks away and goes down 24 rooms)

Stewie: Here we are…room 666…let's see who's inside…

(Stewie opens the door)

Anonymous Voice: Hi Stewie

Stewie: What the deuce…

("Someone" takes Stewie inside and door closes)

Back to Lois's Room

Meg: Oh my God…she's a vegetable

Lois: Meg is that you

Meg: Yea mom…Brian is here to…

Lois: Hi Brian

Brian: How's it going here…looks like your roomie is Bill Gates

Lois: Yea, don't wake him up…

Brian: Why not

Lois: Don't get me wrong, but when you don't own a Windows XP he is really a pain…

Bill: Hey two more customers…would you like to buy a computer…

Meg: No thanks…you can go back to bed now…

Bill: What about you dog…

Brian: No thanks I already own one..

Bill: Anything I can help you with then…I have tons of accessories…cup holders…microphones…webcams…and my products are the best…

Brian: It's probably not a good time to tell you this, but I own a gateway

Bill: Oh

Brian: Yea

Bill: Well that's just to bad…

Brian: Yea

Bill: Ok…guess I can go back to dreaming of customers huh…

Brian: Yea…

Meg: Wow

Lois: Yea he never shuts up…

Brian: So why can't you come home…you seem alright..

Meg: Yea…except for your head…

Lois: What...what's wrong with my head…

Brian: Seems they haven't sewn it back together yet…

Lois: WHAT….the nurse said I was beautiful

(Nurse walks in)

Brian: Well compared to her…you are

Lois: and compared to Meg

Brian: Well…about the same

Lois: What…Meg is ugly…don't tell me I'm that ugly…am I that ugly…

(Meg runs out of the room crying)

Brian: Yea…I had better leave about now…wait…where is Stewie…he never did show up.

Lois: you lost my baby

Brian: No…uh no…um…he went to the bathroom

Lois: He wears a…

Brian: pair of boxers as of today…he wanted to be a…big boy…

Lois: Oh…well go get him for me will you…

Brian: Sure thing

(Brian leaves the room)

Brian: Gotta find him gotta find him…

Brian: Room 666…I wonder…could he…no he wouldn't…I'd better check…

(Brian opens the door)

Brian: OH MY GOD its…….