Lois: There Stewie your safe and sound.
(Lois leaves the room)
(Stewie shaking, sucking his thumb, and his eyes are wide open)
Stewie: It was so small…
(Downstairs)
Lois: Well I'm glad everything is back to normal…where I can be home, and keep everyone under control.
(Chris walks in)
Chris: Mom your home.
Mom: You bet, and I'm going to go make us all a good dinner.
Meg: Thank God…you should've seen what dad "tried" to make.
Flashback
Peter: Oh fudge I broke the yolk again.
Brian: I'm just throwing this out there, but that might be because your supposed to use a spatula not a fork.
Peter: That's it…that will be my new name…Count Dracula with a Spatula.
Meg: Ok then…
Flashback Ends
Chris: Or when he tried to do with me what he does with you at night.
Flashback
Flashback Ends
Lois: I don't want to know.
Brian: Yea, I don't think any of us do.
(Quagmire walks in the door)
Quagmire: Ok Stewie, time to watch se……
(Everyone looks at him, also thinking about "It's so small")
Lois: Time to watch what Quagmire.
Quagmire: Uh…Time to watch…Sesame Street…that's what I was going to say…not sex…why would I say sex…I was going to say Sesame Street…Giggity giggity gone.
Brian: That was weird.
Lois: Where's Peter…does anyone know.
(Peter slams door open)
Peter: God you guys should of seen…I was drunk…thousands of chicks…popping of bra's…private rooms…I even had se…Oh God it's Lois…hey honey
Lois: WHAT PETER! YOU HAD WHAT!
Peter: Sesame Street put on the TV's…that's it…Sesame Street.
Lois: Everything is out of hand…Stewie and Quagmire had a jackoffalooza…Meg did Michael Jackson…Brian watched porn and hit Stewie with a bat…yes I heard you when you told Meg the truth…and Chris…I don't know what Chris did…
Chris: I made $10 from Herbert.
Lois: Oh God…you only got $10. Did he make you do it…did you say no…please tell me all it was, was a lick…if it was full service it should have been $250.
Chris: Well he didn't make me, and I didn't say no…and no I didn't lick his garden…although I ate a couple apples, but he said that was ok cuz' he gets them all the time off of his tree and that a couple missing wouldn't do any damage.
Lois: Oh…
Chris: What'd you think I did
Lois: Nothing…and Peter…you expect me to believe that you meant Sesame Street instead of sex?
(Phone Rings and Lois picks it up)
Lois: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!
(Mumbles heard over the phone)
Lois: Ok, thank you…ok…so you did turn it to Sesame Street.
Peter: Told you…now go make us some dinner
Lois: I guess…sorry everyone…I guess I over reacted.
Brian: Ya think…
Meg: Yea…I've never seen you so angry…
Lois: Well I'm all better now…let's eat dinner…Meg you get Stewie…Chris set the table…Peter get your hands out of your pants.
Peter: Oh sorry…
(In the kitchen)
Entire Family: Amen…
Stewie: Ok…so today was a long day…I met R. Kelly, Michael Jackson…it was around seven
R. Kelly: O' Clock in the morning and a raise from the sun wakes me. I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don't belong to me…
Peter, Brian, Stewie, Meg, Lois, and Chris: And we pull our guns out…
R. Kelly: Boy this is awkward.
(Credits)