Just a warning, this is light to moderate shonen-ai (Boy-boy love)Nothing scary or heavy, but some people may not be comfortable with this, so I ask you, no flames please, if you don't like it, kindly turn around and go the other way without a fuss. Thanks su

PROLOUGE

"Kyoooooooooooooooooooo!"

Oh no. Oh no. OH NO, please no! I heard the shrill, girlish voice fill my ears, and a strangely loud and rapid trudging coming my way. Of course it was her.

"Oh, Kyo, my love!" Kagura shrieked as she tightly grasped my neck with two unseemingly strong arms.

God, save me now.

"Didn't you miss me Kyo? I bet you did!"

"No. Not really."

I felt her arms tense up, but she seemed to let it slip. "But I'm sure you did! You joker, you!"

"Who said I was joking?"

She laughed nervously. "Kyo, my dear," she said between clenched teeth, "tell me, you love me."

"…. Why the hell would I say that!"

Her arms tightened around my neck, and I was gasping for air by then. I could just see up far enough to make out that dangerous, sharp look in her dark eyes. I almost regretted my words. Then, she lost it.

"DON'T YOU CARE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU KYO! I…LOVE YOU!" She flung me across the room, and I ended up head through wall.

That's when that flippin' Shigiure came through the door.

"Ah, what's this ruckus? The noise of two lovers getting along beautifully?" He blinked, and smiled, that frigging gay smile of his. "Just don't destroy my house while you're at it, okay?" He 'hahaha-ed' in that stupid ass way of his too. Kagura did a complete one-eighty, and laughed with him. "Oh Shigure-san! You kill me! Of course we won't! Hahahahaha!"

I pulled myself out of the wall. "You can laugh, AFTER YOU THREW ME INTO A WALL?"

"Oh, did I do that?" she smiled, in that oh so cute, Japanese-style 'I'm completely innocent' way. "Teeheehee?" she flung herself back on me, and giggled.

"Ah, Kagura-chan, you are so sweet to Kyo, Hohohoo!" I glared a dark, icy glare at him. I don't think he noticed though, because he just continued. "And I bet he just looooooves you back! Why, with all the love and care you give him, I know for a fact he's always just tingling with joy with the thoughts of your return." There he goes with the laugh. I growled and jumped up from where I was, despite the weight of Kagura around my neck.

"Oh Kyo, so violent!" cried Shigure as I had him by shirt, ready with my fist made. That stupid ass still had a smile on his face. "Now, now Kyo-kun, be nice." He scolded.

"I'll kill you, you ass!"

Just as I was about to shove my fist down his throat, I felt my ears prick as I sensed a presence from outside in the hallway.

"Please, what is all this noise…." I heard a voice say. It was a soft male voice, something that no matter what I did to prevent it, made me crumble. I dropped Shigure and watched as that damn rat came through the door. My jaw dropped.

"You stupid rat! At least get your shirt on!"

Then, a stupid remark was said from down where I dropped Shigure. "Yes Yuki, you wouldn't want to entice Kyo."

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

Yuki sleepily closed the door from behind him, and fumbled around the ends of the shirt hanging off his thin, smooth figure. When, after several attempts to get it done up, he had, he looked up at me through pretty blue eyes, still weary from sleep. I felt my face grow hot. With rage, I hope.

"I should have known it was you making all the noise…. You stupid cat." Damn him!

"What'd you say you damn rat!"

"Yuki-kun!" I heard Kagura cry. "Hi!"

He replied in his tired voice, and looked around, hardly noticing my rage. "Hello…. Um, where's Miss Honda?"

Shigure suddenly popped up from his position on the ground.

"Oh, Tohru-kun? Ah, today she went out with Outani and Hanajima. She won't be back until late tonight, possibly morning. She kept refusing, saying how she couldn't possibly go out and leave us here…."

"You didn't let her go did you!" I burst.

"Oh, funny thing is, I did and…." He suddenly realized what he said, and smiled.

"I'll wipe that damned gay smile of yours clean OFF YOU DAMNED DOG!"

And there he goes with the 'hahahas' again.

I heard Yuki's soft sigh. "You really shouldn't get so worked up over it, stupid cat…after all, Miss Honda needs her time, just as us all."

I flinched. I felt his gaze on my back, and tightened my fists. "WHO ASKED YOU?"

"Kyo, please don't be so mean to Yuki-kun." Sniffled Kagura. "I certainly hope you aren't as cruel and temperamental when we are married. Oh, the shame!"

"I'M NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU!"

I saw her twitch. Not again.

"YOU ARE SO UNGRATEFUL! AFTER ALL I DO FOR YOU!" This time, I went through the wall.

"He's such an idiot." Yuki reached inside the fridge.

"Shall I make you all breakfast?" Chirped Kagura.

"Okay…"

"Oh, Kagura-chan is going to make us breakfast in place of Tohru-kun! Hurrah!"

"Shigure, please don't do that."

"Do what?" The chatter continued.

I felt the rage build up inside me from under the rubble of wall. I peeked out, through into the kitchen. I watched as Kagura hopped around the kitchen, Shigure sit and ramble on, and Yuki. I watched as Yuki graceful moved from place to place, that look of absence on his delicate features. Innocent. Untouched. I didn't know it then, but it was going to be one interesting day….