Disclaimer: Haruka and Michiru are not mine... oh god how sad!

Thanks for your reviews, and I must say I'm deeply sorry I always make Michiru suffer it is not my intention... oh it is but it's just because I cannot think of better ways to make Haruka suffer... just kidding , you must forgive my dramatic mind.

Amnesia Nymph: I dedicate this chapter to you to remember you, you got a friend somewhere.

Unwelcome to the family Miss Kaioh!

By auraluna7

Chapter 16: The Kaioh Sisters

(Synopsis: Michiru and Haruka get back together after their prenuptial agreement fight but Michiru fainted before the make up kiss...)

"What did the doctor said? Is she going to be alright?"

"Yes, he said it was just stress"

"Poor Michiru, having to put on with you, no wonder she's stressed"

"Hey! I'm a nice girlfriend...90 percent of the time"

"Shut up Haruka I think she's waking up"

Michiru opened her eyes slowly, she felt a stinging pain in her head; she noticed she was on the bed she shared with Haruka and that Tazuka and Haruka were next to it looking at her.

"How are you feeling princess?"

"Honestly? I feel like someone used my head to play soccer."

"Oh that's Haruka's fault! She was so slow Michi that when you fainted your head hit the floor"

"Shut up Taz! And go to bed, I'm sorry Michi I was not in my best shape"

"The right word is 'drunk' Haruka, but it is ok, at list you managed to find our bedroom."

"The doctor said you need to rest and relax and that in a couple of days you'll be just as new"

"You called a doctor?"

"Of course I did, you didn't look so good"

"It's late, Taz go to bed, and you Haruka come here with me"

"You heard the mistress Taz, good night"

"Good Night Michiru, good night sis" As soon as Taz left the room Haruka crawl into bed with Michiru.

"I'm sorry"

"I just hope next time you'll catch me"

"I will, but there's not going to be next time you scare the hell out of me, but nothing compared to Taz ah, you should have seen her when I brought you back upstairs, I swear that if I didn't know her better I'll say she was your sister not mine."

"I'm not following you"

"Oh I mean she flipped, she ran screaming like a banshee 'YOU MURDER HER', she's such a hysterical person, I think she should stop watching so much TV ..."

"Wait so you say she's like my sister cause she cares so much about me?"

"No, because she's such a drama queen! Ouch! Don't hit me Michiru I got headache too"

"Stop being such a smartass Haruka and kiss me good night I'm exhausted"

"Good night Princess"

The next morning Michiru still had a mild headache, on the other side Haruka had a crude hangover aggravated when Tazuka hit her head too when Michiru told her the 'sister story'.

"I'm beginning to think that no one in this house respects me"

"That's not true Haruka, there's someone in this house that would always worship you, no matter what."

"Is that so Michi? Who is it?"

"Shi" Taz and Michiru began laughing, Haruka grinned and zip her coffee, she was outnumbered.

"Very funny, so the 'Kaioh Twins' got plans today?"

"Actually Haruka, you may have forget but today is my bridal shower"

"Oh yeah, I got plans too"

"What kind of plans?" Haruka pretend to be very focussed on her breakfast and ignore the question. "Haruka! You promised No strippers!"

"Michiru! The guys planned the whole thing; I had absolutely nothing to do with it" Michiru stood silent but staring at Haruka with one eyebrow lifted. "Come on Michiru, I promise I won't touch a thing, it's so innocent is like going to a museum… I'll invite you over but I don't think the girls would like it"

Finally Michiru smiled. "Fine, just be good" Haruka looked like a little boy on Christmas Eve, Taz didn't say anything until Haruka left the table to go get dressed.

"Are you really Ok with this Michiru?"

"I'm not thrilled Taz but I'm sure about our relation, besides after 5 years of watching Haruka flirt or discreetly turn around to watch pretty girls I got used to it, besides I rather have her watching strippers in a controlled environment than searching some other place"

"Haruka is wrong! We are not that much alike, if I were you I'll have sunk her head on the breakfast plate and forbid her to go! And that'll be the end of the discussion!"

"Ah Taz you are such a Tenoh…. No doubt about it"

Haruka came back to the kitchen a few minutes later, smiling and looking great even though she still have hangover.

"So is my dear friend Iñaki coming Michiru? " Michiru shook her head smiling.

"Yes he is, actually he's bringing the cake, and don't you think I don't know what you did to him, it was absolutely not funny"

"Oh he told you? He's such a girl! Of course it was funny you didn't see him"

"I don't think that gluing a tutu to his race suit is funny. The press shot him!"

"You glued a tutu to some guy race suit? Boy, it must have been hilarious!"

"It was! The best part was that he haven't noticed it….we fooled him!"

"Haruka! Is this the example you want to set for Tazuka?"

"I'm not a little girl, I don't need examples"

"Oh shut up both of you, Haruka before you left I need you to pick up the flowers and help me place the tables in the garden"

"What's going to be on your bridal shower Michi?"

"Well Taz it's going to be a fancy party with flowers and cake and presents and…."

"I bet they'll even got heart-shaped sandwiches Taz… it's going to be a blast!"

"Mock whatever you want Haruka, but I happen to like nice parties"

"Tea party? Haruka would you take me with you to the strip club?"

"Oh come on Taz it's going to be fun!"

"Mh…"

"Anyway I can't take you with me you're underage"

"This bites!"

(I know this chapter was short but you must excuse me I'm so relaxed that I going through a writers block….I promise I'll update soon. Review if you want more!)