Disclaimer: Haruka and Michiru are not mine; the store however is my idea.

Thanks for your reviews, and sorry for the delay it's just that I'm having a little writer's block.

So here I go:

Unwelcome to the family Miss Kaioh!

Chapter 17: Bridal Shower

"Michiru this party really sucks"

"Oh come on Taz, it is not that bad, here have some tea"

"I agree with Taz Michiru, why is this party so quiet?"

"Oh well I don't have that many friends Kay"

"It is not about how many but how boring, remind me again why we didn't hire any strippers?"

"Because I don't like male strippers!"

"Who said they'll be male? I mean if the bride likes girls…."

"Come on Kiki, you are not serious"

"Of course she is Michi, this is supposed to be your last escapade before your wedding, you'll never gat another chance…why do you smile like that?"

"Cause in order to have a last escapade I should have had one, I'm not like that at all"

"Are you telling us Kaioh that you never…ever?"

"Never what Kiki?"

""You've never misbehave. You know have a wild moment"

"Never"

"Oh shut up! That's not true"

"I swear…just Haruka"

"Was she your first….."

"And last"

"Is it true Michiru?"

"Taz! You should not hear this conversation…but well yes"

"But you had boyfriends before Haruka right?"

"A few, but very innocent; don't look at me like that! What if I never had an 'escapade' ah? When being decent became a crime?"

"I wouldn't say decent but….well in any case this cannot be your bachelorette party, I've been to funnier funerals"

"What do you suggest then?"

"First let's get some booze"

"I like the sound of that!"

"Not so quick Taz, you won't get any of that, it's my escapade not yours….and then?"

"I know!"

"What Kay?"

"Let's crash Haruka's strip party, she invite you right?"

"Strip party! Takeshi told me they were on a sports bar!"

"Oh Kiki and you believed him? And you say I'm the naïve one…. Of course they went to see strippers, and yes Haruka told me I was invited"

"Oh he's so death, I swear if I wasn't 8 months pregnant I'll kill him myself!"

"Kiki, focus…does anyone knows where Haruka's party was going to be?"

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"Man I love this place!"

"Yeah you should get married more often Tenoh"

"Yes…it have been a long time since we came here…."

"Mr Tenoh! So good to see you….your usual table?" Haruka smiled to the owner, after all a wolf can't deny its skin."

The place was crowded, a lot of pretty girls half dressed; well half naked paraded around, the owner guide them to a table near the stage where a pretty blonde was dancing.

A few minutes later a dashing looking brunet walked toward them wearing a little cowgirl suit. "Haruka darling! Is it true? Are you getting married?"

"Hi Akane"

"Tell me, are you getting married?"

"Yes, it's true"

"Oh another one out of my list!" Akane winked an eye to Haruka. "You break my heart Tenoh… hi boys! How's your wife Takeshi?"

"She's having the baby next month"

"Oh look at you all with pretty wives and being here!"

"Come on Akane you know we can't live without you"

"Liar, I bet the girl how caught you is an angel Haruka, tell her she's a lucky lady, I'll come back later to give you a free lap dance as wedding present ok? I'll see you around guys!"

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"How do you know this is the right place Kay?"

"I found a lighter and some napkins in Thomas's suits he thinks he's smarter than me…right!"

"Do you think this is a good idea? Don't you think we'll spoil the guys' fun?"

"Come on Michiru don't be a chicken, those girls don't have nothing you have never seen"

Michiru blushed, Kay was far to honest. "Oh but what if Haruka gets mad?"

"She won't I bet she'll find it amusing…. Come on Kiki move that big ass of yours"

"I think Michiru is right, let's go home I'll kill Takeshi in private"

"Don't be silly, we are already here."

"Good evening ladies, may I help you?"

"Yeah we want to go in"

The owner look at the three of them with amusement, of course they accept women on this place but he had never seen such lady-like girls trying to get into a strip club. "You do know what kinds of place is this right?"

"Of course we know this is a strip joint, now can we get in?"

The owner smiled . "Of course would you like a stage table or would you prefer something more private?"

Michiru had enough of this little chat, ignoring the blush on her cheeks she smiled at the owner and looking like a girl 'who does this all the time' she state clearly. "We are here for Tenoh's party"

"Oh you should have say it before, this way please"

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"What do you think Kay World say if she saw me here?"

"That's simple Thomas she'll say 'give them singles cause I love my money so very much' " Haruka , Thomas and Takeshi turned around the second they heard Michiru's voice. "Hi Haruka, I decided to accept your invitation."

"Hi, princess, here have a seat" Haruka stand up to give her seat to Michiru, Thomas sent her a question look and the only thing Haruka could do was raising her arms. Thomas then stand up to let Kay sit down but Takeshi was far too surprised so he didn't move at all.

"So are you moving or are we waiting for me to get in labour? First you lie to me and now you behave like a caveman"

"Sorry baby here, have a seat can I bring you anything?"

"How about a murder weapon? Oh get that face off it's a joke Takeshi, I'm not mad…"

After the waiter brought some more chairs Haruka turned to look at her bride. "So how was your shower?"

"Shut up, you know it was awful that's why we are here"

"How do you convince them?"

"They convinced me…this was Kay's idea, she said you'll find it amusing"

"I do, very"

"Right, so you come here often"

"No, of course not"

A young redheaded approach the table wearing a cat suit. "Haruka! The boss told me your bride was here! Hi! "

"Hi, I'm Michiru"

"I'm Deidre, I want to congratulate you, we never though Haruka would tie the knot, you get a great catch, Haruka is very hot and a good tipper too….would you like a lap dance for your bride Haruka?"

Haruka's face was a poem, Michiru tried her best not to look puzzled. "Maybe later Deidre"

"Great Michiru, I'll see you guys later"

"So…you never come here right?"

"Oh maybe a few times…"

"You got no shame, what do you find so amusing about this girls ah? You got me home, am I not as petty as them?"

"Far more….I mean it! But…how could I explain it? Ah…your favourite food is Sashimi right?" Michiru nodded "you could eat it every day right?" Michiru nodded again. "But haven't you had a crave? You know when you wish to have ah… I don't know a salad?"

Michiru laugh. "So I'm sashimi and this naked girls are the salad? That's the lamest excuse for being a horn dog….but just because I'm in a good mood today I'll let it pass"

"That's why you are the greatest bride of all, so would you like a lap dance?"

"No"

"Oh come on it's our party…hey by the way where did you left Taz?"

"Oh she's fine, Iñaki is babysitting her"

"Oh boy"

"I know…poor Iñaki, I bet he'll try to teach her how to braid her hair"

"So Miss Kaioh how about that lap dance?"

"Oh Mr. Tenoh I'm not sure maybe if you convince me…."

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"How was the party Michi?"

"Interesting, did Iñaki take good care of you?"

"Sure he teach me to put on Make up"

Michiru smile suddenly fainted with a terrible thought "Where did you took the make up from?"

"Your bathroom"

"Oh god…."

"Don't look at me Michiru it was your idea to left 'little red rider hood' babysitting Taz"

"I think I'm off to bed, I got headache"

Michiru left the living room babbling about her expensive make up, Haruka remain there with Taz.

"So did she really have fun?"

"She's pretty adaptable…"

"Haruka I most say you got the lottery with that girl"

"I know"

"Promise you won't fight like the other day"

"I promise"

"Fine, good night then…where's your romantic spirit? Go fetch her before she gets asleep"

"Taz, sometimes I think you're to mature…."

(Ah funny chapter ah? It's my gift to you cause things are going to get twisted really soon really fast. Want to know what's going to happen? You know the magic words…Review! Ah about my story? 'Lost' it's now posted under the penname of Auraluna and Ashja thanks!)