A/N- Came to me during German when the teacher was going on about the German word for window and how it was related to the word 'Defenestrate', which means to throw out a window. (You know you're a loser when you get excited over a word...) Might be a bit OOC, and Edward somehow ended up with my tendency to poke everything that moves. Enjoy.
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Defenestration
Edward liked windows. He liked them because they were shiny. He liked them because of the sound they made when heavy raindrops hit them. He especially liked them because a certain Colonel turned Fuhrer was periodically seen flying through them, due to a certain issue involving miniskirts.
Edward walked across the quiet military grounds. The sun was high, the trees were green and there were no clouds in sight. Many officers were seen lounging under trees or playing Frisbee on the grass. It was a lazy day for most, the hot sun making everyone feel a teensy bit sluggish.
The peaceful atmosphere was quickly broken when a blue blur was seen flying out the Fuhrer's office window, a male scream echoing across the grounds. This had become a common occurrence so there was no reaction from the lounging officers.
Ed watched with a grin as his eyes followed the blue blur as it sailed into the air before landing in an ungraceful heap on the grass. He strode over to the heap, and poked it with his foot.
"Ow!" said the muffled voice of Fuhrer Roy Mustang.
"You really are an idiot," said Ed, crouching down and poking Roy in the side.
"Don't. Poke. Me."
Ed watched as his superior struggled to sit up, finally deciding to sit leaning with his arms behind him and his legs outstretched.
"You know," said Roy, rubbing his shoulder "I think I'm getting used to this"
"If you weren't such a pervert, you wouldn't have to get used to it." said Ed, poking Roy in the side again.
Roy swatted away his hand and gave him a glare.
"You shouldn't speak like that to your superiors"
Edward snorted. "Tell that to the gut-totting crazy woman in the miniskirt"