---Not really sure where this came from. I posted it here since it goes along with Ryou the Emo Goth Kid.
This one is to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"---
Malik the Psycho
By: Laria Kaiba
Malik the psycho
Was disturb and cold
With a thirst for blood
and a darker self
And a Rod made out of
gold
Malik the psycho
Was a schizo, some
would say
His other self
Was mean and cruel
And he came to life one
say
There must have been
some magic
In that shiny Rod he
had
Cause when Rishid was
unconscious
Malik killed his dad
Malik the psycho
Wanted Pharaoh dead
Because of him
His life was grim
Least that's what
Shadii said
Malik the psycho
Went after the God
Cards
And with his group
Of Rare Hunters
That shouldn't be so
hard
Down to Domino
With the Rod in his
hand
He dueled around the
streets of town
Saying beat me if you
can
He sent duelist souls
to the Shadow Realm
Until he reached
Pharaoh
He only lost a moment
when
The Pharaoh hollered
"Go!"
Malik the psycho
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved good-bye
Saying don't you cry
I'll be back again
someday.
Thumpety thump
thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Malik go
Thumpety thump
thump
Thumpety thump thump
Beat by Yu-Gi-Oh!