Chapter Four

"Which one of you got my baby sister pregnant?" Ron said, holding up the pregnancy test. He looked at Harry, Dean and Neville, three of his old roommates and three of the guys that have dated his sister.

"Don't look at me, I've never slept with Ginny!" Harry exclaimed.

"I-I didn't either!" Dean stammered.

"That leaves…Neville," Haley butted in. Ron stared at Haley for a split second, dropped the test, then turned to Neville and pushed him against the wall. At this point, the door of the apartment swung open, and Ginny walked in.

"I just got some groceries for you guys…Oh my God, Ron, what are you doing?" she put the bags on the counter. Ron let go of Neville and went over to where the 'positive' test was laying on the floor.

"This!" Ron said, and showed it to Ginny.

"Oh, I'd be really worried if it was mine!" she said cheerily. "Where'd you find it?"

"You mean you're-Neville didn't get you- it's not yours?" Ron stammered. Ginny nodded. "I found it in the bathroom over in my apartment…If it's not yours, then…is it Hermione's?" Ron turned to the guys again, and Haley felt like she should leave. After all, she would be accused of anything that happened between her big sister and her big sister's secret boyfriend.

"Harry, name the people you have slept with in the past three months," Ron interrogated.

"No one! I swear!" he said. Ron looked at Neville and Dean. "Oh no…no, no, no," Ron mumbled.

"Can we go now?" asked Neville. Ron nodded, and both of them scurried out of the flat.

"What's wrong?" Haley asked him.

"It's just that…the other night…Luna, she…she…"

"Oh my God, Ron! How many times have you slept with Luna, without protection?" Ginny exclaimed, slightly shaking Ron's shoulders. At this point, a pop emitted from the hall, and Hermione opened the door.

"Hi guys!" she said, looking at everyone. Her smile turned into a frown at the their insolent looks.

"I have to sit down," Ron said, and Ginny helped him walk over to the couch. Harry glanced at the clueless Hermione. Harry took her hand and pulled her out of the flat and into the hall.

"Um, should I stay?" asked Haley.

"Yes, you should, dinner should be ready in about an hour…" Ginny said. Haley nodded.

Hermione and Harry came back in; Hermione looked dazed and Harry looked serious.

"Hold it…the wedding!" Halia exclaimed, a stroke of brialliance washing over her. "Luna said she wanted to coordinate…which really meant she wanted Hermione to be a maid of honor somewhere…and only she only wanted Hermione and Harry there, because…because her and Ron eloped!"

Hermione gaped at her sister; Harry stared at her, and Ron spoke.

"Halia, you can give Hermione a run for her money," Ron said, and turned to her.

"Ronald, you're MARRIED?" Ginny shrieked.

"Um, well, if you look at it that way, I look it as a drunken night with Luna... I mean, I had the ring!"

"And that's it!" Haley shouted, pointing at Ron. "That test! It's Luna's, which means…" Haley's eyes grew wide. "Ron is going to be…a father."