This Means War
A/N Hey all you Harry Potter fanfic addicts you! Okay, so this story is my first Marauders fanfic that I think is over due. I've wanted to write one for ages but couldn't think up a plot- it was about a week ago that I thought of the idea. Livia and me were really pissed off at my brother and decided to get revenge, and that's where I got the idea! So this one goes out to you Livia and Mrs Clare Malfoy who is my best Harry-Potter-Freak-Friend: but i beat her in the obsession no-hands-down! Enjoy!
Chapter 1:
The sun was rising slowly over the forbidden forest, creeping slowly into the Gryffindor, seventh year boys' dormitory, a peaceful silence filling the room- or at least it was before the moaning of a boy called James Potter woke his best friends.
His best friends in the whole world, his fellow Gryffindors, his classmates, the Marauders. What ever you called them they were like a big family. There for each other when a tragedy happened, laugh with each other when they pranked a greasy git-like Slytherin whos' name shall not be mentioned (cough-Snape-cough), and to roll round on the floor in mirth when one of them embarrassed themselves.
"Lils..." groaned James as he rolled over in his bed, a look of pure ecstasy on his face "D- ahhh!" (A/N like a 'do that again' ahhh, not a 'screaming in pain' ahhh!.)
"What you say Prongs?..." Sirius said sleepily, raising his head from his pillow.
"Lil-" James panted as his breath caught in his throught and let out a scream of delight that woke the other sleeping Marauders.
"Where's the fire?" asked Remus Lupin in a dopey voice- although he was top of the class and usually very high-witted, his reactions were low at this time of the morning.
"FIRE!" yelled Peter (A/N STUPID FUCKING LITTLE DIP-SHIT! TURN JAMES AND LILY IN WHILE I'M AROUND? I DON'T THINK SO! -Sorry, I don't like him) trying to jump out of bed but with his feet caught in his sheets tumbled to the floor (A/N hehehe, serves you right you little... :mumble insane death threats under breath:.)
"There's no fire Wormie," said Sirius, a evil grin to rival those of Fred and George Weasley (A/N Yes I know that their not born yet- but still) spreading across his face "Jamsies' having another dream."
"Oh," said Remus joining in the banter, the same grin sneaking across his features "Well then, we wouldn't want him to miss out on such a dream would we Mr Black?"
"Why of courses no Mr Lupin, Mr Pettigrew?"
"I would never dream of it. To deprive his of such a dream you be inhumain, indeed?" replied Peter with as much dignity as he could muster, still trying in vain to disentangle himself from the mangled sheets.
"Indeed." chorused Remus and Sirius together dropping their elegant banter and returning to their usual trouble making selves.
"Dibs on Lily." smirked Sirius, dropping to his knees next to James' bed and placing his head on James' pillow.
Remus and Peter exchanged smirks as Sirius started to speak- moan more like it.
"James!" Sirius panted in an uncanny impression of Lilys' voice "Ahhhh!"
"LIL!" screeched James as he reached his climax, collapsing onto the bed in a mess of sticky-ness.
He woke and snapped his eyes open, only to see Sirius, Remus and Peter rolling around on the floor in mirth, tears of laughter rolling down their faces.
James immediately pulled his covers up to his chest, trying (and failing dismally) to hide his white lower-body and softening eriction.
"James," panted Sirius when he finally managed to get some control over himself and sat up, whipping tears of glee from his face "So nice for you to join you in the conscious world."
Peter sniggered heartily at this before he saw James shoot daggers at him with his eyes. He squeaked, transformed the fastest he had ever before and ran for shelter in the outside corridor. Even James thru his pissed off state felt an unwilling jolt of pride as he watched his friend scurry into the hall.
"What." he spoke irritably putting the correct amount of cutting cold into his voice- but it didn't work.
James' attempt to act as though nothing had happened was even more hilarious (if you could imagine it) than his dreaming and caused Sirius and Remus to fall to the ground in a fit of laughter.
James stood, head held high and stalked into the bathroom, pausing at the door to say "You do realize this means war." before turning on his heal and slamming the door shut- his fellow Marauders laughter ringing in his ears.
A/N There it is, what did you think? Its really different from everything I've ever written but I thought it would be fun to write. Please tell me what you think, there's only one way I'll find out! R+R!