This Means War
A/N: Hey all you out there, how you doin'! Well this is the second chapter of This Means War, I hope you like it! I am writing heaps of other ones if you want to check them out including Cherry Lips and The Death Eaters Return. There all really different so its like a So Fresh CD, a mix of stuff. Ummm, just so you know A/N 2 is going to be me being all excited about WWE Wrestle Mania so you can skip it if you want to. Okay so, enjoy!
A/N 2: OMG! I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT WWE WRESTLE MAINA! I AM JUST SO- SO! YAY! OMG! GO RAY! JBL IS THE BIGGEST FAG I'VE EVER MET :okay, I haven't met him but he is the BIGGEST loser ever! He is just so- ARGH! Okay so, tune into WWE Wrestle Mania 22 in Brisbane, Australia and look in the very, very back row you will see people holding up pink Just Born Loser signs and yellow 619 signs- a girl and a guy with blonde hair, the girl is me! Yay! Sorry, but I've been unbearable at school and needed to get that over with. YAY!
Chapter 2:
James pressed his forehead to the cool, tiled wall and let the water wash over him, cleaning away all the mess.
"Why?" he groaned, softly banging his head against the wall- therefore not noticing the door opening and closing behind a certain golden haired Marauder.
"I sooo need to get them back..."
"I think that I might be of service- for Mr Black I mean."
James jumped, spun round and came face to face with a Messrs. Moony aka. Remus Lupin.
"Fuck, Moony! Don't do that!" James panted, clutching at his heart.
Remus just grinned at this comment before proceeding to say "Well, do you want my help or not?"
Well, deliberated James as his heart rate slowed back to its normal pace and his eyebrows furrowed in thought. Moony would be an excellent asset as to get Sirius back... James thought before his practical side of him kicked in.
"What do you get out of it?" James accused Remus.
"I thought that would be obvious," said Remus as if it was the easiest thing in the world to figure out "I don't necessarily want to be taking victim to vengeance here so I thought that the best way to avoid it would be to put myself at your services." he made a bow, never breaking eye contact.
It took James a few seconds to translate what Remus had said into terms he could understand before he broke the silence.
"Okay." said James, holding out his hand for Remus to shake "Deal?"
"Deal!" beamed Remus as they shook hands.
Wow! James was easier to convince than I thought! He must actually be maturing!
Ha! Moony is so gullible! Now, how to get him back...
"So," said James breaking the silence once more "What's the plan?"
"Do you have the razor?"
"Yes, I do. Do you- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!"
"Shut up, Moony! Do you want to wake up the whole castle! It's me!"
"Oh, 'kay- sorry."
After a lot of planning during the morning shower Remus and James had come up with a fool proof plan as to get Sirius back, therefore excluding Remus from the fierce vengeance of James- or so Remus thought.
James however still had that little grudge against Remus from the morning events and was still out for revenge against the werewolf.
"Are you sure he's asleep?" James whispered in a hoarse voice, sending anxious look over at the form of his best friend.
Sirius let out a particularly loud snore and rolled over to face them in his sleep.
"Yep I'm sure." Grinned Remus in a equally hoarse voice "You ready?"
"Yep, lets rock this bitch!" smirked James as he crawled over to Sirius and applied liberal amounts of shaving cream to his beloved hair.
"You shave. I've got to wash my hands."
"'Kay." said Remus, doing that he thought was his part of the plan, while he was actually sealing his own fate. As he bent over James reached for his Invisibility Cloak and started slowly pulling it over himself, looking as if he was simply disappearing into nothingness.
One. Two. Three. Sirius already had a bald spot from Remus'... styling- for lack of a better word- by time James was completely hidden under the cloak and fired a spell that filled the whole room with a loud fog horn.
Sirius woke with a start and jumped up in his bed, knocking Remus down on his way.
Sirius took one look at the razor in Remus' hand and his own jumped to his hair, gingerly touching the bald spot.
His face turned to a glare of pure coldness and evil that showed off his dark background before he bellowed "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE!"
Remus jumped to his feet and sprinted from the room. People stuck their heads out of their dormitories to see what was the commotion- but Remus just kept running, not looking back untill he reached the safety of the Hogwarts grounds.
A/N: Well there it is- I really hoped you liked it! I know it wasn't as funny as the previous chapter but I thought it turned out okay- but know one cares about what I think, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT! I started off a new one today, a Harry/Ron humor fic- ITS NOT A ROMANCE SO DON'T BE WORRIED!