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"Tonks, can I see you in my office? now?" Charles said before strolling off down the corridor.
'Oh crap now what did I do' thought Tonks
"Charles sure doesn't look like he's in a good mood today" whispered Shacklebolt. "I guess I'll see you later then Tonks, good luck"
"See you later Shackles" murmured Tonks as she slowly trudged towards Charles office.
Later in Charles office-
"You wanted to see me?" Tonks asked.
"Yes, I wanted to warn you about something" Charles whispered as he closed his office door. "The minister of magic in his infinite wisdom has made some changes to all of the ministries departments". Charles sighed before he continued. "There is now a ministry representative who is working with us for an undetermined amount of time. I am warning you to avoid him as much as possible. There are no words to describe what a complete git he is. Three aurors already had to take stress leave and he only arrived this morning."
"If he's that bad, can't we get rid of him somehow?" Tonks asked seeing the frown of disgust on Charles face.
"The only way we can get him to leave is if he chooses on his own accord to leave, however, anything you do to push him in that direction would be greatly appreciated" Charles spat, massaging his forehead.
"Well I'd poison him, but you know, I'm an auror and that kind of thing is frowned upon" said Tonks while she smirked at Charles.
"At this point I don't care how many laws you break, just get him to leave and I'll give you the biggest promotion in the history of all promotions that ever were received" sighed Charles.
"YOU mean to tell me that my boss, who never steps a foot over the line that separates right and wrong, is encouraging me to break laws that I am supposed to be enforcing? He must really be horrid" said Tonks as she stared at Charles with her mouth half open.
"I'd rather marry the Dark Lord than ever see that THING in my department again" hissed Charles with a look of extreme disgust on his face.
"He can't be THAT bad" giggled Tonks "I look forward to getting this promotion, so who is the lucky guy I get to scare off?"
"His name is -" but Charles was interrupted by a knock on the door
"Uh oh - its him!" Charles hissed.
Tonks opened the door while trying very hard not to laugh, but the laughter died the instant she saw who was on the other side of the door. The face of Percy Weasley was grinning back at her.
"Why hello" Percy said as he strolled into the office "you must be Nehimphan-doria, Shacklebolt mentioned you a few minutes ago..." Percy drawled on.
'Ny- what? What did he just say my name was?'
"My name is Mr. Weasley" he continued "but I'll allow you the privilege of using my first name Nyhimfafidoria" Percy added with a smirk on his face. " I truly hope that ..."
But Tonks was no longer listening. A million thoughts were running through her head. What was Percy doing here? And how on earth could she get rid of him? Mrs. Weasley would probably not be sympathetic if she poisoned her eldest son, even if he did deserve it.
"I said Nyphahfdoria, will you come to dinner with me this Friday" Percy said, still wearing the same smirk on his face.
Tonks snapped out of her thoughts
"What what what?" said Tonks, who closed her mouth which had been open for the last five minutes while she was staring at Percy.
"I SAID" repeated Percy "would you go to diner with me this Friday"
Tonks opened her mouth but no sound came out - ws it her imagination or did his nose go higher each time he finished a sentence? She glanced a look at Charles, who she had completely forgotten was there, and he seemed to be struggling not to throw up into the wastebin.
"Errrrrr I'll have to check my schedule" Replied Tonks not knowing what to say.
"Well" smirked Percy "if you have anything else planned you'll just have to change your plans, not many women have the chance to do something so prestigious. I certainly don't offer the opportunity to just anyone. Oh look at the time I really must be going, I have a most important meeting with the minister of magic himself in only a few minutes. I'll see you Friday then, Nyfifhandoria" and with that Percy strode out of the office.
Tonks turned to gape at Charles who was breathing heavily.
"It was all I could do to restrain myself and not pummel the stupid git" gasped Charles.
"I can assure you he won't be here for much longer. I have no intentions of going out to dinner with that THING as you so nicely put it, and I NEVER want to be called Nypf - whatever ever again" Glared Tonks. "Its amazing he can walk without tripping with a nose that is that high in the air. I'm taking the rest of the day off to brainstorm on what to do to him, unless there is anything else you need me for?"
"No, getting rid of him is my topmost priority and I'm glad your as keen as I am to getting rid if him. However it seems he likes you over all the other aurors" Charles said as he shuddered " so be careful - oh and if you get rid of him in less than two weeks not only will I give you that promotion but I'll throw in an extra two weeks of vacation."
"As if I need any extra motivation to scare that thing off" Tonks glared. "I'll see you tomorrow then." Charles nodded, and Tonks disapparated straight into the kitchen of Number 12 Grimmauld place.