DSC: Sorry for not updating sooner everyone. I'm really really sorry.
Warnings: YAOI AND SHOUNEN-AI stupidity, pevertness, kisses, fights, curses.
Disclaimer: I don't own Beybable nor Naruto but I wish I did.
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"Blah blah blah" a person talking.
'Blah blah blah' a person's toughts.
"Blah blah blah" another language.
'Blah blah blah' It's the translation.
(Blah and Blah, Blah and blah) Who's with who in the teams of two.
(Blah blah blah) Kinda like a flash back but not entirely that. More like explaining something that happened a before.
NOW ON WITH THE STORY:
The Only One Straight?
$ Last Time $
"You know you could have asked me who I was, I do have a tongue and I know how to speak." Tyson said and to prove his point he stuck his tongue out.
"You should be careful with what you do with that thing you know." Tala with a smirk. Tyson looked around and saw that almost everyone had that creepy, and semi perverted looking smirk on their faces. Except of course for Max and Naruto, who were looking just as confused as he was.
"Oh look at the time I gotta go. You know places to go, people to see. Ja" And Tyson dashed out of the room.
"Did you HAVE to scare him!" Naruto and Max nearly yelled.
Chapter 2: Kisses and Pervertness
$ Now/ Dinner Time $
" Damn, I hate this school. It's damn to big." Tyson cursed. He got lost after he ran away from his scary looking comrades.
" Having problems?" Asked a voice behind. Tyson turned and saw Kai leaning against a hallway wall.
" No." He said stubbornly.
" Okay than I suppose you don't need my help. You're not getting lunch and you'll have to find your own way to class." He said, a smug smirk on his face turning around to walk away .
" Nooooooo! Don't leave me. I'll starve to death and I'll never find my way back and you'll find my bones in a corner off this school. And it'll be all your fault." Tyson wailed. " You won't leave me will you?" He asked with big teary eyes and a hopeful look.
" Of course not. You're just to cute to let to let anyone else find you." Kai stated simply. He took him by the waist (Tyson flushing lightly) and walked him to the cafeteria. But on the way there Kai let his hand wandered to forbidden places and so the temptation to big, grabbed Tyson's ass and squeezed it.
" Eek. Did you just grab my ass?" Asked Tyson, blushing furiously.
" Yes." He simply said.
" Why?"
" Because I felt like seing you blush."
" Jerk. Pervert. Don't come near me...-" He started to rant about perverted bastards who had no respect for others privacy. Kai getting tired of hearing him, did something unexpected,... Well to Tyson anyway. He turned around to face him and kissed him. It was only their lips touching softly. Tyson's eyes widden and his mind was screaming him pouch Kai away but he couldn't. He was feeling something weird. Finally, Kai pulled away.
" Let's go." He said.
" Why'd you kiss me?"
" Because I wanted to and to shut you up."
" WHAT?"
" Keep your voice down. And by the way we're here."
He ignored him. " I don't know and I don't really care if you're gay but I'm damn STRAIGHT. Got it?"
" Mmm hun. If you were straight you wouldn't have let me kiss you."
" Wha'...- no you took me by surprise that's all." He said, nodding to his own statement. Kai only grunted in response. They arrived to some doors, oppened them and they entered. The cafeteria was very crowded but when they saw Kai and his famous ' Death Glare' everyone cleared a path for them.
" Hey guys! About time you arrive." Naruto said greeting them.
" So pretty boy is still with you? Proper introductions would be needed, no?" Kiba said.
" Hn." Both Kai and Sasuke said... eer... well grunted.
" Jeez social much. Well Tyson this is Nara Shikamaru (a very lazy guy by the way), Inuzuka Kiba (the dog freak), " Hey", Mizuhara Max (a very nice guy), Kon Rei (the civilized one, whatever that means)), Ivanov Tala (no comments, I don't want to die), Kuznetsou Bryan (hard family name to remember), Hyuuga Neji (he acts like an asshole but he's nice, kinda), Aburame Shinohe (he doesn't talk much or not at all but he loves bugs),..." And so on. Everyone was introduce. After that they want to buy food and Naruto came back happily with 5 bols of ramen.
(Actually it was a funny story of how ramen was put into the menu. One day Naruto was complaining that their was no good cafeteria food and that he wanted ramen (he was a freshman at the time). Anyway, Sasuke hating to see his little fox sad decided to have a 'civilized conversation' with the cook. So after many threats and a few punches the cook agreed to put ramen in the menu. And let's just say that the cook agrees with anything Saukes say's after that day.)
" So... Tyson do you have any girlfriend or maybe a boyfriend ?" Tala asked with a mischievious glint in his eyes. Tyson who was happily eating his own ramen ...- which were also 5 five bols may I add...- choked on it. He flushed when he remembered the kiss Kai gave him.
" Wha'... nope. Not at all." He said and that's when it clicked in. ' SHIT KAI STOLE MY FIRST KISS. Darn my first kiss was with a guy and worst of all I enjoyed it. No what the hell am I thinking, I didn't enjoy it at all.' Poor Ty is in denial.
" Umm, hellooo. Tyson?" Max was waving a hand in front of Tyson's face.
" Huh? Oh, no I don't have a girlfriend. What about you guy?" He asked.
" Yeah I do. I'm with Rei." Max said, looking lovingly towards Rei who in turned and returned the look. " Neji is with Shikamaru, Kiba with Shino, Sasuke with Naru...-"
" Hey! I'm not with Sasuke-teme. His a bastard, jerk, jackass who stole my ramen, hid it and he probably ate it all. And also he...-" But he was cut off by soft lips upon his. Sauke was kissing him..., again. At first it was just lips against lips but it became more passionate, Sasuke bite softly on Naruto's lower lip begging for entrance, which after a moment of hesitation was granted to him. Sasuke more than happy , slipped his tongue inside of Naruto's mouth and started to explore everything he could. He started to suck lightly on Naruto's tongue, who moaned in return. They pulled apart when they couldn't hold their breath's anymore. Sasuke had a smug smirk while Naruto was blushing madly.
" And that is why I say the're a couple." Max said while the others chuckled at Naruto's daze state.
" WE ARE NOT" He yelled after getting out of his trance.
" Right then why did you let one of the Ice Prince kiss you?" Kiba asked smugly. Naruto did a 'humph' noise, turned his back on the others and pouted cutely.
Sasuke gave a quick kiss on the pouting lips and resume to finish his drink. Naruto muttered a " Perverted bastard" but did nor said anything else.
" Anyway... Brooklyn is with our teacher Hiro, Garland is with Mystel and...- hey where are they, anyway." Max asked.
" Tch. How troublesome." Shikamaru said lazily.
" Umm... Not that I have anything against it but... is everyone gay?" Tyson questionned.
" Yup. In this school all of the guys are gay. Well I haven't seen a straight couple, anyway. The only one I guess would be Jiraiya who is bi. The girls as far as I know are lesbi." Kiba answered with a thoughtful look. " Oh yeah! Let's not forget our Resident Uke: NARUTO. He's uncertain if his gay or not, but anyway Sasuke always has his wicked ways with him." He finished.
" Resident Uke?" Tyson looked at them with a confused look.
" Well yeah. Everything about him screams uke. He's innocent, dense, cute, sweet, naive and blah blah blah... You know the usual." ' Much like you' was in everyones mind...- except for Max and Naruto that is.
" Who's the 'Resident Uke'?" Naruto asked half listinning, to busy drinking the chocolate milk Sasuke bought him.
" You." They all said.
" Oh!" He simply said and he continued to drink. Sasuke mentally did a count down ' 3...2...1'.
" SAY WHAT? I AM NOT A UKE" He screamed as loud as he could which was very loud, almost leaving them all deaf. " Heeeu... What's a uke?" He asked smiling sheepishly. Everyone sweatdrop and fell anime style.
Sasuke coughed and regained his composture," It's the guy on the bottom."
" On the bottom? Huh? I don't get it." This time it was Max who spoke.
" The 'girl' in a gay couple." Shino answered.
" Oh!" Both Naruto and Max said.
" Wait a sec...- ARE YOU GUYS SAYING THAT I'M A GIRL?"
" Yup." They answered as one.
" I am not." And they continue to argue/talk/introduce until the bell rang.
$ Ten minutes before the P.-E. class $
"-... move your asses brats. Snake coming through." Said a snake-like man, named Orochimaru, he had a big snake around his neck.
" Come on." Kai said, pulling Tyson gently towards the changing rooms. They started to change and Tyson, Max and Naruto were feeling uncomfortable because they felt as if they were being watched but when they turned around no one was staring (Rei didn't want his boyfriend to tinhk he was a pervert). So the boys stripped till they only had their boxers on, never knowing of the 3 pairs of eyes watching their every move. After they finished changing they went into the gym.
" Welcome young ones." Gai, the gym teacher, said. He had the tickest eyebrows he had ever seen and the a super-hero kinda pose showing his waaaay to shiny teeth. Tyson couldn't help but stare and he felt his eye starting to twich.
" GAI-SENSEI." The enthusiastic voice of Lee yelled (who was like a clone of the teacher).
" LEE-KUN." Gai yelled with equal enthusiasm. They both started to run towards each other and they hugged with tears in their eyes. Everyone just rolled their eyes and didn't pay attention.
" Does this happen often?" Tyson asked.
" Yeah! Lee is like Gai-sensei little clone." Chouji answered while eating his chips.
" Yo." Everyone stared at the scarecrow.
" Kakashi-sensei, aren't you suppose to have a class to teach?" Naruto asked in an accusing tone.
Kakashi only shrug, " I ditched." In the background they all sweatdrop. " Oh! don't give me does looks, I only came to see you guys get your ass kicked." Naruto mumbled a " I'm gonna tell Iruka-sensei you ditched." No one notice the poor sensei starting to sweat at those words.
" Ah! Kakashi you came to see?" Itachi , who had just entered the gym unnoticed and followed by his colleague Hiro, asked. Kakashi only nod and pulled out his famous for some and infamous for others, 'Icha Icha Paradise'.
" SILENCE." The older Uchiha yelled, which was a bit useless considering that when he entered almost everyone shut up. " You remember the talk we had this morning, corredt?" He received nods from most of the students. " Very well, we are going to start right now. For this first time the ones who want to learn or try out or have skills in swordsmanship are going to start. So does persons step in the front." Half of the students in the front including Tyson, Max, Naruto, Kiba, Rei, Kai, Sasuke and many more.
" Ummm..! Good! A lot of people." Hiro mumbled to himself. " Well I'll be your teacher. We're going to start with a kendo stick. I'll choose somebody among you to see how good that person is. While I do that, you guys watch my movements after that you guys are going to put yourself in teams of two and start the fight. I'll walk around telling you how to hold the wooden sword and give advices. Is that clear?"
" Yes Hiro-sensei." Most of them said.
" Very well then I choose my little brother Tyson as my partner. You should do a great opponent, ne?" That made everyone in the gym whisper when they heard 'my little brother Tyson' but neither of the brothers were listenning.
Tyson and Hiro positioned themself. Neither of them moved, they didn't want to be the first one to make a move because it could cost them the match. The two brothers new each others technique, being taught by the same teacher who was their gramps, and it made it all the more hard.
Hiro took a step forward, Takao watching his every move, Hitoshi began to run towards his opponent and swung his stick towards targeting Tyson's right shoulder. All odds were in favour of Hiro but at the last moment Tyson moved left avoiding the impact.
To the audience it all happened to fast, one minute they were staring at each other, the next they practically disappear. The sounds of two wooden swords crashing against one another was the only thing that could be heard. The moves of the two blue-haired boys were perfect, they were graceful and they had skill.
Tyson saw an apening in Hiro's defense and he hit him on his left side near the ribs. The blow was hard, but the didn't stop Hiro from delivering his last hit and it was to Tyson's left leg. (a/n: It went on for about 20 minutes.)
' Pant' "Okay... 'pant' That's all for 'pant' that fight. Make your 'pant' teams and I'll go around giving you tips. 'pant' Don't forget to take a wooden sword." Hiro said breathing hard.
"Woah! Tyson where did you learn to fight like that? With Hiro-sensei?" Max asked very impress.
" Oh no, my gramps runs a dojo. I started to practice since I was 4. Hiro and I used to practice together but he went of to some boarding school so I didn't see him much after that." He said.
" Why didn't you tell us Hiro was your brother?" Kiba asked curiously.
Tyson merely shrug and said innocently " You never asked." They all face faulted and started to pick a partner.
( Rei with Max. Kai with Sasuke. Tyson with Naruto. Kaiba with Shino. Sakura with Ino. Ten Ten with Neji. Gaara with Kankuro. Temari with Hinata. Salima with Mariam. Hilary with Mariah. Garland with Mystel. Ming Ming with Daichi, (against his will but hey she threating him). Tala with Bryan. Michael with Lee. Brooklyn with Rick. Johnny with Robert and many more...) Shikamaru was to lazy to do anything that's why Neji ended with Ten Ten, and Chouji was to busy eating his chips to do something.
The other half of the students who didn't want kendo lessons changed their minds. Since they could do both, the chose both.
Everything went rather well. Hiro giving them tips on how to hold better a kendo stick. Tyson and Naruto were so good that their Sensei asked them to help the others. While helping Kai and Sasuke the poor boys got molested and the students closest to them could hear their colorful curses. They even learned new ones (who would have guessed that such innocent looking boys new so many curses?).
Gai was in tears when looking at Lee, and whispered: " They grow up so fast." Kakashi rolled his eyes and continued to read his perverted book.
$ 40 minutes later $
Itachi glared at them and they stopped talking, " Go shower and get lost." And that's what they did. They were far to tired to try and peep at their crushes.
$ After the shower/ In the French class $
" Bonjour tout le monde!" Anko, the French teacher greeted. 'Hello everyone!'
" Bonjour!" Chorus the students. 'Hello!'
" Ça va?" 'How are you?"
" Bien et vous?" The polite students asked. 'Fine and you?'
" Okay class I'll be talking all period in French. If you don't understand hust tell me." (a/n: I'll continue everything in English. To lazy to write in French and then in English. I go to a French school for those who didn't know so that's why my English sucks XD.)
" For this first class, I'm going to put you in teams of two. I'm going to pass you a questionnaire for you to ask the questions to your partner. It's going to help you get to know your partner and to practice your French. Are their any questions?" They said no so she gave them the sheets. You can guess the teams, right?
" So, Tyson you start or I do?" Asked Kai.
" Uumm, why not one question you and one question me?" Kai nod. " 'kay, do you have any brothers and or sisters?"
" No. Do you? Any besides Hiro?"
" No. What are your hobbies?"
" From now on my hobbie is to get in your pants." Kai with a devilish/perverted smirk.
Tyson smacked him on the head, hard. " Pervert." He was redder then a tomato now. " I told you I'm straight. But I have nothing against gays. My bro' is one."
" Whatever. What are yours?"
" Cooking, eating, sleeping and I have my kendo training too. But what are your real hobbies?" He said forgetting about their previous conversation. He wasn't blushing any more.
" Martial arts training with Sasuke and I started kendo training two years ago."
And they continued two ask each other questions but they finished the ones in the sheet so Kai asked some of his own.
" Tyson, with who did you have your first kiss?"
Tyson's blush returned full force. ' I seem to be blushing a lot lately." He thought. " Eer.. yeah about that, can I not answer?"
" No. Now answer. With who?"
" Euuh... well with... y..-you." To say Kai was happy was an understatement... he was estatic, but Kai being Kai, he kept hs face devoided of any emotion and smirk instead.
" Really now? Interresting."
" Jerk."
" Are you a virgin?" Now Tyson's blush was ten times worst then before, is that was even possible. His face, neck and ears were red. And Kai thought it was extremely cute. " Well are you?" He wasn't known for his patience.
He didn't thought he would be able to speak so he nodded.
" Very good. I was the first to kiss you and I'll be the first to fuck you."
" You really are an idiot, jerk and pervert. Don't you think of anything else, you horny bastard."
" No." Was the simple reply.
" And stop making me blush. It's so damn annoying. I don't think I've ever blushed as much as I did today." He pouted.
" But I think it's cute."
And the class ended like that.
$ 10:17 pm in the dorms $
Yawn. " I'm going to bed now. G'night." Naruto said, yawning once again.
" Night" They said.
" I'm also going to bed. 'night." One by one they all went to sleep..., well two of them had that in mind. Can you guess who?
$ With Sasuke and Naruto $
" You asleep Dobe-chan?"
" Don't call me that Teme." Mumbled a very sleepy and tired Naruto from under the covers. " Wha'cha doing?... Teme?" Naruto was only wearing his underwear to sleep, like always.
Sasuke was taking his clothes off, leaving only his boxers on. (What did you thought? That he was naked? ) He pushed Naruto to have space for the both of them to share the bed.
" Eep... What the hell do you think your doing?" The blond whispered.
" Getting comfortable." The raven haired teen whispered back.
" Then go get comfortable in your own bed."
" My bed is cold and yours is warm."
" Stupid Teme." He said before he cuddle Sasuke to get more comfortable . Sasuke chuckled softly receiving a weird look from his little fox. Yep! the Uchiha's were very possessive much like the Hiwatari's.
" I thought you didn't want me here." He said teasingly.
" I don't but I know you aren't going to leave and plus you're warm, comfy-... STOP TOUCHING MY ASS DAMN IT...- and there's not a lot of space." He pouted.
" Come on, give me a goodnight kiss."
" No, 'cause you're a pervert." But gave him a kiss anyway. A very innocent kiss that Sasuke turned it into a very passionate one.
Cuddling each other they fell asleep. Sasuke holding Naruto possessively and never taking his hand off of his fox's butt.
END OF CHAPTER 2
DSC: Well I hope you enjoyed it. I think it was my longer chapter yet. So was it good? bad? boring? stupid? pointless?
I also wanted to ask you readers a question. Who do you want me to put Tala with. Bryan? or Kenny? I got a reviewer who requested to put him with Kenny but I'm going to leave it to you guys. So the one who gets the most vote wins. Bryan/Tala or Tala/Kenny.
If you have any suggestions for pairings please tell me. Or if you have any ideas for the story.
Current pairings:
Main: Kai/Tyson and Sasuke/Naruto
Others: Hiro/Brooklyn - Rei/Max - Ino/Sakura - Robert/Johnny - Enrique/Oliver - Neji/Shikamaru - Shino/Kiba - Kakashi/Iruka - Garland/Mystel - Michael/Lee - Mariam/Salima - Hilary/Mariah - Kevin/Daichi - Spencer/Ian - Kurenai/Anko - Ten Ten/Hinata - Ozuma/Joseph ( The ones in bold letters I will NOT change) I'm not even sure if the'll all appear in the fic but those in bold are.
Any ideas for Gaara, Itachi ? Do I put Jiraiya and Tsunade together? Do I put Itachi/Kisame? Chouji/Lee?
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