"This is Harry" Percy introduced Tonks to the man he had arrived with. Harry number two was creepy. In fact, Tonks didn't think the word creepy with a capital c would be enough to describe what this guy looked like.

'What is it with creepy guys working at the ministry. There's Percy - eew, this guy eeeeew, and then there's Moody with his creepy eye, and his office being right outside the women's washrooms...'

"Harry" Percy continued, "is my head supervisor'

"Percy told me all about you" Harry said, grinning evily. "A metamorphmagus ?"

Suddenly the words of Fred and George floated back into Tonks's head. Percy cares the most about his reputation. This is his head supervisor. We are now getting close to the great hall... Embarrassing the hell out of him now couldn't be any more perfect... I've got an idea - let's hope Snape isn't close enough to hear this...

"So Tonks" Harry laughed coldly "having trouble dealing with hundreds of screaming kids?"

Tonks put on the most seductive look and replied softly " it's not only the kids that scream, you should hear me after Percy's shift is over"

Percy turned a shade of red that was more bright than his hair.

Percystuttered "a-afterm-my shif-ft ?"

"Or" Tonks continued " during, depends on how good he's been. The broom cupboard by the Charms classroom is by far the best place ..."

Percy was now turning white. Tonks wondered if she could get him to turn all the colors of the rainbow.

Harry was glaring at her, with the creepiest look she has ever seen. Which is pretty creepy, considering she is related to Mr.Malfoy Sr.

"Do you have a problem with me ?" Tonks demanded.

"Actually i do" sneered Harry.

"Is it becasue i have boobs ?" shouted Tonks, getting every student in the next five miles complete attention.

Harry proceeded to replicate Percy's facial expression.

"Or" Tonks shouted even louder, " is it because you aren't getting any boobs ?"

Harry shut his mouth and glared. Percy was still trying to breathe.

They had stopped in front of the entrance to the great hall. Tonks jumped on the opportunity she had.

Tonks threw her arms around Percy and yelled out against his neck "I want to have seven children at least"

Percy began choking on air. While he was still gasping, Tonks continued.

"I know you grew up with a large family and probably don't feel the same, but I don't know if I can keep my hands off of you that long"

Percy had bent over from the lack of oxygen, Harry meanwhile began backing away, not interested in the details. Meanwhile, every student in the great hall had stopped talking, and were trying to get a good look at what was happening.

"Oh Percy" Tonks said holding him against the wall as he went continually closer to the floor "I can't wait any longer - where's my ring ? I can't continue on like this". Pretending to sob, Tonks continued "I can't see you again until you are ready to make a commitment, unless I am not worth it - am I worth anything to you Percy-kins?"

Percy stammered " well - yes- but - I don't - but you - we - "

"I am ready when you are Percy" and with that Tonks strode off down the corridor, making sure everyone saw her.

Rounding the corner, Tonks nearly ran into Snape who looked positively livid.

"My. Office. Now."

(Later)

"ARE you insane ?" hissed Snape "the Dark Lord is not going to be pleased that you suddenly don't like Rookwood and are now all over Mr. Weasley. I was supposed to keep an eye on you ! Are you trying ot get all of us killed ?"

"Whoa. Relax. I've got it all figured out... If everything goes along according to plan, the Dark Lord will be very pleased with you" Tonks said.

"Plan ? What plan ? I have absolutely no confidence in you whatsoever" Snape hissed.

"Cool down, get me McGonagall and Colin Creevy" Tonks said.

Snape stared at her for a moment then swept out of his office, returning moments later with both requested individuals.

"Ok, now you go off to the feast so as to not raise suspicions" Tonks instructed Snape.

" I don't trust you in my office" Snapre retorted.

"From what Dumbledore says, that's not the case" smirked McGonagall.

"NOT AGAIN" yelled Tonks.

"What is everyone talking about ?" Snape snarled.

"Oh don't pretend you don't know, I understand you want to keep it a secret though..." McGonagall smiled "I'd keep an eye out for Hooch, she's jealous" she added to Tonks.

"Is she delusional ? Jealous of what exactly ?" Tonks said, mouth gaping.

"Well, she has a thing for old quidditch players, and you know, he used to be on the team, - oh and Trelawny is also hunting you down after what transpired in the Charms classroom. Seems she has a thing for guys with beards - it aids her seeing aura" snorted McGonagall.

"Will someone tell me what is going on this instant ?" Snape growled, still standing in the doorway.

"Now is not the time, with a student present" McGonagall cut in looking at Creevy, before Tonks could answer Snape. "We'll have this discussion later"

Glaring, Snape left his office.

Leaning in to McGonagall and Creevy, Tonks whispered " so here's the plan"