Invader Zim: Gir's Day Of FUN WEEEEEEEE!
Hmmhmmhmhmhm," mumbled Zim, "GIR, get me my antimumble Creeeeam!"
"Hear ya' go," Gir said as he merrily skipped off.
Zim began to put on the cream with a disturb look on his face from watching Gir skip, skip, skip, trip, skip, skip, skip, trip. Zim tried mumble, but he couldn't but instead screamed in a deep spooky voice, "CORTHOOLE COMMANDS YOU TO SPILL THE BLOOD OF A DOZEN MEN!"
"Huh, what are the side affects of that cream," Zim asked himself.
It read, "May cause wearer to speak the words of the elder gods."
Ooooooh so that's it…wait who are the elder gods?"
Just then Gir ran by while screaming, "ELDER GODS! ELDER GODS! EeEeEeLdEeEer GooOoOoDs!
"GIR, shut up you mother, don't make me pop a cap in your ass! Huh, what was that?"
Zim continued reading the warning label. "May cause you to talk like white chocolate."
"BUT I'M GREEN! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLLLE! AAAAHHHHH! AND I'M NOT CHOCOOLATE"
"Or am I," Zim thought. When Gir wasn't looking Zim took a bite out of his arm. POOF! Zim turned into a panda.
"What, fur animal skin…NO AND I LOOK CUDLY!
Then Gir said, "CUDLY? WHERE? Oooooh, loooook a panda.
I'm gonna play with you and cuddle you and smooch you and go to the carnival with you and paint with you and go eat with you and talk to you and watch monkeys with you and play video games with you(Deep breaths) WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Mike: Ummmm, don't ask please don't ask. Please, please don't ask. Please, please, PLEASE review and oh yeah…WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!