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Chapter 2

Third person POV Three years after graduation

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To an outsider nothing had changed in the golden trio's relationship. Everyone still assumed that Ron and Hermione were dating, which was partially true, and Harry fancied no one, which was no where near true. Hermione made both boys realize that they were not gay, but bi. Two years ago the Trio defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (and whose name had too many dashes) Harry actually killed him, but Ron and Hermione helped him get there and lent him their magic in order for Harry to make the kill. None of them had been seriously injured but they were required to stay in St. Mungo's for a week. After which they decided to move into a flat together, so they could be close. Harry and Ron became Aurors and Hermione did research for the ministry. The physiological damage was extensive but they were working through it slowly, and with lots of hot steamy sex. It never mattered who just as long as it happened and oh did it happen.

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(sitting in 'Monie, Harry, and Ron's living room, 'Monie is in Harry's lap and Harry's leaning against Ron on the couch)

"'Monie please can't we have one baby? I really want a family, I've always wanted a family. I can't have babies or I'd do it. You know I don't want any one else to bare my children you're the only woman I love. If Ron and I weren't male one of us would do it." Harry pleaded.

Ron jumped in here, "'Monie please we would help you every step of the way, we would even marry you, Our world lets three people get married you know." He reaches around Harry to stroke 'Monie's arm.

"Fine you two win. I'll have your baby." She said kissing Harry. "Whose am I having?"

"We don't know nor do we want to know," Harry said smirking, picking her up.

"This is going to be fun," Ron giggled and followed them casting a silencing charm on the apartment, they could be quite loud and neighbors had complained before coming in to Harry's room, it had the biggest bed. Ron stood and watched, Harry as he kissed 'Monie on the neck and slowly down her neck till he got to her collar and unbuttoned it and kissed the exposed flesh, which caused Ron to get Hard very fast and he ran over and pulled off Harry's shirt and started kissing and sucking on the exposed well muscled flesh 'Monie turned and pulled off her shirt and unbuckled Ron's pants and pulled them off. Ron followed suit with Harry and Harry pulled down 'Monie's pj pants and underwear in one swift tug. She pulled back out of their reach.

"Come and get me boys," she whispered and jumped in the bed. She was attacked instantly by the raven haired boy and the red head and was covered with kisses and light bites. 'Monie moaned quietly as one went down and the other went up. They read each others minds as one started sucking on her breasts the other on her clit. Harry moved back up so he was sucking on her other breast.

"Ready 'Monie?" Harry asked as he placed himself at her entrance, she nodded and he went in and stopped, waiting for her to tell him to move.

Ron mean while got out of Harry's way but couldn't stay out of the action long, and Harry suddenly found him self impaled on Ron.

"Harry move damn it." He slowly started to move Ron in sync with him moves too, slowly at first then as waves of pleasure start to sweep over 'Monie the both started to move faster and harder each time thrusting deeper. Her walls tightened around Harry as he released into seconds later Ron released into Harry, and they all collapsed on to the bed and fell asleep holding each other.

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(One month and one marriage later…)

'Monie was throwing up in the bathroom; for the third time that day.

"Fucking morning sickness, Fucking Harry and Ron wanting kids."She mumbled while standing up but was soon shoved out of the way as Harry rushed into to pay his respects to the porcelain god. "Harry I think its time you go see a healer," She said as he threw up, "it has been two weeks of this. Come on." Ron walked in just in time to pick him up and floo him to St. Mungos.

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(At St. Mungos.)

"Well Messers Potter –Weasley and Mrs. Potter Weasley, Your going to have a baby." The Healer announced after examining Harry. At this announcement Harry fainted.

"What wait I thought men couldn't get pregnant!" 'Monie almost screamed.

"Yes well it appears that the Weasley's are extremely, umm lets see how best to put this, potent in that department. I guess your parents didn't tell you Mr. Potter-Weasley that you can get either gender pregnant." The Healer at this point had been leaning over Harry trying to wake him up. "I will make you all appointments every three weeks for checkup. Mrs. Potter-Weasley I would suggest that you two come together. For now go home and rest. This is a big surprise I'm sure. Congratulations." And with that he left the room.

Harry sat up on the bed big eyed, "What just happened?" Ron just picked him up and 'Monie grabbed Ron's arm, and they all flooed home to talk about what happened.

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(Back at the apartment)

"Sweet Merlin Ron, you could have bloody well warned me!" Harry screamed at Ron. "'Monie your with me on this right? I mean I'm glad I'm with child but it would have been nice to know I COULD!" Harry stormed around their living room ranting.

Ron took 'Monie into his arms and they sat on the couch and let him rant, "When do you think he'll be done and realize he has what he wanted, and I'm the only one not preggers?" She giggled, and just sighed and leaned back against Ron's chest and placed her hand over her stomach thinking, 'It's going to be a long 8 months.'

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