And we're back. Sorry it took so long but I was waiting for people to poll in.
Again I own nothing. The talented JK Rowling owns it all I'm just borrowing her characters and twisting their realities a bit for my own twisted enjoyment. Please Enjoy and don't forget to review (no flames please)
"What's For Breakfast?"
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Third person POV
"Harry you're having twins. A Boy and a Girl. Congratulations." The doctor saw the look of shock on Harry's face and slowly backed out of the room. "Ok well now that you know I'll just leave you three to umm talk." And with that he turned and fled out the door.
"TWins." Harry choked out. "How, wait, why, no I'm so confused. I think I need to sit down." Ron rushed over and help Harry to sit down.
"Harry love, dearest, are you alright? You did always want a large family. You just get it faster now. 'Monie help me." He pleaded gently to the woman next to him and extened his hand out to Hermione. She sighed and waddled over to the two boys.
"Can we talk about this at home? I'm hungry, Harry your hungry too I'm sure. Lets just go home." She said sitting down next to him. "OR shopping. We do need more stuff now. Harry this is good, every thing is going to be fine." Harry placed one arm protectively around his stomach and the other hand he reached out and placed it on 'Monie's.
"Fine, how can everything be fine when its great. We need to go shopping." His stomach growled loudly at the same time as 'Monie's. "But food first might not be a bad idea." He said and they all laughed.
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3months later (aka their in their 7th month)
"I'm fat." Harry wailed as he waddled in to the kitchen of Grimmuald Palace (here after known as GP), "Ron I hate you, give me the ice cream."
"What did I do? You can't have ice cream at 8 in the morning." Ron said as the tried to get the ice cream out of Harry's hands, and failing. Have you ever tried to fight a 6 ft pregnant man? Didn't think so. Harry had ice cream for breaksfast that day.
"You made me like this, fat and ugly and and and you haven't even noticed that I still have a penis in over a month!" He started to cry, "I hate being so emotionally and weak and fat." Harry stuck his spoon in to his ice cream and started to eat with a passion for about 2 mins and then stopped and put it back, and started to walk away but Ron grabbed him, spun him around dipped him and gave him the biggest, deepest, most passionate kiss Harry had ever received in his life.
"Your not fat, your very sexy this way and if it were up to me I would keep you pregnant but then I couldn't sex you up any time I want." His hand trailed down Harry's chest and stomach and to his waist band. "Harry come up stairs with me." He dipped his fingers in to Harry's pants. "Let me make you feel sexy again." With that he scooped Harry up and carried him upstairs to their bedroom and gently placing him in the middle of the bed. He pulled off Harry's sweat pants and boxers and gently kissed Harry's jaw and slowly made his way down leaving a trail of kisses, some light some harder, all down Harry's chest and bulging stomach.
Ron reached out and cupped Harry's balls and lick softly up his shaft, flicking across the tip with his tongue before running his lips and tongue back down. Reaching the bottom he uses one hand to slowly stroke Harry as he softly suck first one, then the other teste, before continuing to gently lick the shaft.
"Oh Ron." Harry moaned as Ron started to suck gently on his tip. Ron slowly increased his pace while using his other hand to gently play with his sack. Ron moves his hand down to the base of Harry's shaft, and swallows Harry entirely. Before pulling off to the point that just the tip is in his mouth before going back down, and holding there for a few moments before he pulls back off to continue sucking up and down the shaft, but not as deep as the first few times but rather still deep.
Harry's breathing quickened as Ron continued to slide his mouth up and down his shaft. Sensing how close Harry was Ron gently pressed one finger into his behind. This produces a groan from Harry, who rolls his head back as his body begins to tense in orgasm. He swallows as much of Harry's seed as he can; spilling only some of it down his chin. Ron continues to softly suck Harry's tip as his orgasm subsides, gently stroking the last few drops into his mouth. When he finishes he pulls himself back up to Harry's face and whispered in his ear.
"My darling, I love you and you will always be sexy to me, no matter what you look like. But I do love you like this, all cute and big and all mine." He wraps his arms around Harry and pulls him flush against his skin and the two of them fell asleep again.
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'Monies POV
I waddled past the boy's bedroom and peeked in on them and saw them cuddled up next to each other. 'They are so cute together.' I thought as I saw them and continued on to make my breakfast. As I was cooking my pancakes I thought to myself, "I love being pregnant. I hope the boys let me carry more of their children.'
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Ok That's it for now folks, Next (and possibly last) chapter up soon I promise, BUT reviews would help it to arrive quicker (hint hint hint!) (but no flames please!)