(A/N: Just to get in the pranking mood, I've made a little scene for you to read right before the story. press play button 3 2 1 flash
"Incoming!" Hermione yelled, dressed in blue. A gigantic flabby pink thing fell to the ground.
"Whoopee Cushion!" Harry yelled; diving as the cushion gave a loud 'pfft'-ing noise.
""Ve are out of ammo," Viktor Krum said, saluting to James who was dressed in a Napoleon outfit.
"There's only one thing left to do!" James said.
"What, Captain Potter?" Lily asked.
"Fake barf!" James yelled.
Remus and Sirius rushed in carrying buckets of fake barf. They loaded it into a medieval slingshot.
"Pull!" James said.
There was a squeaking of rubber as the barf shot off towards the opposing team a.k.a. Team Redhead.
"What the hell?" Ron asked as he looked through his binoculars.
"What is it, Sergeant Scared-of-Spiders?" Fred and George asked, dressed in red outfits, which I might add, clashed horribly with their hair.
"It's-It's-" Ron was cut off as the barf splashed all over them. "Fake barf." He finished as he fell to the ground.
"Noooooo! Ron!" Fred said dramatically swooping down towards his little brother. "Speak to me!"
"Fred…" Ron said, warily.
"What, little brother!" Fred asked. "What!"
"I need you…" Ron said.
"What! Little bro?" Fred said. "WHAT!"
"Bloody Hell! Stop yelling in my ear!" Ron yelled, jerking into a sitting position and fainting again. Fred and George raise eyebrows as Team Marauder rejoiced.
end of scene And now, on with the story! turns on electric guitar and plays the theme song)
"Sleeeep…" James moaned, walking with his arms outstretched like a zombie. "Must have sleeeeep…"
"James," Lily said. "You do know that you're touching my ass?"
"Yeeeesss…" James muttered.
"Can you get them off please?" Lily asked.
"Sorry, Lily darling," James said, jerking his arms back. There was something funny going on.
"James, get your hands off my ass," Lily said, irritated.
"I can't!" James said. His hands were stuck to Lily's butt.
"Excuse me?" Lily asked.
"That is so wrong," Viktor said, looking away.
"My hands are stuck to your arse," James said. "Which part of that don't your understand?"
Lily turned around; James followed behind her. "Mate, I think you really are stuck to your girl's ass," Sirius commented.
"Ya think?" Lily and James said in unison.
"How can your hands get stuck to my ass," Lily asked.
"I have no idea," James said.
"What's that?" Harry asked, pulling a piece of parchment that was also stuck to Lily's pants.
"I can't make anything out of it," Hermione said, looking at the parchment upside-down.
"Me neither," Harry said.
"Vell, it's not my language," Viktor said.
"It's Weaslish," Ron said, snatching the paper out of Viktor's hands.
"Bless you," Harry said.
"No, Weaslish is a type of writing my brothers created when we were kids," Ron said.
"Wait…" Lily said. "You didn't have anything to do with this, did you?"
The twins, who were still scratching one another, smirked. "Read the writing and see for yourself," they said.
"It says, With this declaration you hold in your hands, we, the Weasley twins, declare a prank war against Past Pranksters and Present Pranksters," Ron recited. "You have got to be kidding me?"
"If it's a war they want," James said.
"It is a war they shall get!" Remus and Sirius finished.
"And it is a whopping they shall get for pasting James to my bottom!" Lily said.
"Who said we used paste?" George asked.
"What is this?" James asked.
"Well, it's not permanent," Fred said.
"It's not poisonous," George said.
"It's tree sap," Fred said.
"Is that all?" Lily asked, relieved. "Tree sap?"
"Unfortunately," George said.
"That's all we could find that was sticky enough," Fred said.
"Uh-huh," Lily said.
"So, anyway," Harry asked. "What exactly are the rules of this prank war?" Harry asked.
"Every day, both of us plays prank on one another," Fred and George said.
"But only once per day," Fred added.
"If one of us fails to play a prank on a day," George said.
"The failing team has to do a dare," Fred said.
"Okay," James said. "You're on."
"And so, it begins…" Sirius said, to give a better atmosphere.
"Now we're all good," Lily said. "Get my boyfriend's hands off my ass!"
"Touchy," Fred said.
"You have bloody no idea," Lily said, motioning to James.
"The only way we can get him of you, is a tug-of-war!" Hermione said, really not being herself.
"What?" Lily asked.
"Remus, Sirius, Harry," Hermione said. "Grab James's legs. The rest of us will hold Lily's arms."
"This is going to be comical," George said. Fred nodded as the settled down to watch the tug-of-war.
As all of them got into position and the twins had got some popcorn from Hermione's bag, they got ready.
"Okay?" Hermione asked. "On the count of three. One, two, three."
There was a sound of tearing fabric as James's pants split and so did his legs. "Oh, God," James whimpered.
"Sorry, Prongs," Remus said. "We pulled the wrong direction." Harry had pulled James left leg while Remus had pulled his right, both had pulled in their own direction, resulting in a highschool cheerleader-like split.
"I'm not a cheerleader y'know?" James said.
"This is getting interesting," George said, popping a piece of caramel popcorn into his mouth.
"Well, you look like one now," Sirius said. James kicked him in the shin. "Ow ow ow!" He said.
"Do you have any idea how painful it is to split?" James said in his squeaky voice.
"Less talky, more pully!" Lily said.
"Uno, thos, thres!" Sirius said. Everyone made no movement. Instead, all of them just stared at him.
"What?" he asked. "I like Spanish."
"Moving on!" Hermione said.
"Er, der, thwa!" Sirius said.
"French," Remus said.
"Again with the foreign languages!" James said.
"Forget the language and get my boyfriend off my ass!" Lily said.
"Ye', er, san!" Sirius said. All of them groaned.
"Oh, bloody hell," Hermione muttered.
"Just brushing up on my Mandarin if we're going to China," Sirius said.
"How much Mandarin do you know?" Remus asked.
"Ye', er, san?" Sirius said.
Fred and George had doubled over, laughing hysterically.
"Okay," Lily said, looking thoroughly angry. "Just pull us apart and ignore the language."
"Okaly-dokaly," Sirius said. "One, two three!"
There was a sound of tearing fabric as James was pulled off Lily, forcibly. Resulting in, tearing two holes in Lily pants, revealing her underwear. Lily noticed this and immediately sat down, hiding her butt. James on the other hand, had his hands pulled off Lily and his jeans pulled off his legs.
"Oh, sweet God," Hermione said as she saw James underwear.
"Shield your eyes," Ron said, covering Hermione's eyes.
"Goodness gracious me," Viktor said.
"Dad!" Harry said.
"Oh-ho!" the twins said in unison, amused.
"Prongs!" Sirius and Remus exclaimed. "Sorry 'bout that."
"Ladies and Gentlemen," Fred said, stepping up, as George did a circus theme song.
"Step right up and forget the term 'Pants-less Joe' now there's a new word in town and it's," Fred said as George did an ending.
"Pants-less James," both of them said in unison.
"And now see," Lily said, defending her boyfriend. "Pants-less Twins." Lily waved her wand and two belts zoomed towards her hand and the twin's pants fell, revealing white shorts decorated with red hearts. The classic.
"Lily," Hermione said. "I thought we couldn't use magic?"
"Yes we can," Lily said, pointing ahead of them. "I see magical objects, and where there are magical objects, there's magic!"
All of them looked about three kilometres ahead of them they saw a stall with a man. The sign above the stall read, 'Portkeys.'
"We're finally at the Portkey stand," James said. "Look out, China, here comes the Marauders!"
"For God's sake, James!" Lily said. "Put on your pants before the Chinese people stare."
(A/N: Is this a little too fast? Don't worry, in the next chapter, China, confusion over the language, as Sirius only know one, two, three, and a few glimpses of a guest star! I'll give you a few hints, ancient China, a movie that was released around 1997, and a seemingly bearded lady!)