Disclaimer: Hi people! A new chapter for you! This may be the last chapter I write for a while, cos' I'm very busy! I have decided to skip the Metropolis level, cos' there's no Parody in it. Now I don't want you thinking that I like Brittany Spears. I don't. Her singings terrible and she's ugly.

DA SUPA LASAR CANNON

The Scantilyclad appeared in space, behind a BIGASS Covenant Warship, that completely ignores their existence.

"How the F­—k did we get here?" exclaimed Miranda Keyes.

"Plot Convenience" explained Author.

"Our Engines are freezing, Weapons dead and we are travelling exactly 0.02 KPH above the speed limit. We're screwed" reported Tech 1.

"Ah great, the Galactic Cops are gonna give me a speeding ticket" complained Keyes.

In space, a lone spaceship glides along in some random direction. Inside a man dressed in a Police Uniform sits staring at a screen.

"Hee hee! Finally! A Victim, I mean, a lawbreaker!" said the man. The man grabbed a Police light thing and placed it on top of his ship. (Don't ask how, Dammit!) The man brought his hand back into the ship, only to find that it had turned to ice.

"Ah, balls" said the man. Then an Asteroid collided with the ship, vaporising it.

Meanwhile…

"Ma'am, I'll re-heat the Engines, plug in the electric plug for the Weapons, and cellotape the furry dice back together" explained Tech. 2.

"Do it, and find out where we are" ordered Keyes. Then Keyes noticed HALO

"WHAT IS THAT? A GAINT BAGEL?"

"No, it's a 'SUPA LASAR CANNON'!" Cortana exclaimed.

"Or it could be another Halo" said MC.

"I thought Halo was some sort of super weapon?" asked Keyes.

"It is. If activated, everyone in the Galaxy will be screwed" explained Cortana.

"I need to know everything about Halo, I don't care if I have clearance or not" ordered Keyes.

"Sure thing dude" said Cortana, speaking in a surfer dude accent for no apparent reason.

"Chief, you and a few OSDT's will make a hard drop, Johnny-Vegas (Johnson), take two Pelicans and follow the MC.

"Alright, POWER RANGERS, GO!" yelled MC.

"Eeer sir? I think you have the wrong Genre" said an OSDT.

"Oh" said MC. The Drop Pods deployed and fell towards Halo

The Drop Pods fell through Halo's atmosphere towards an ever so convenient Covenant held position. A sign had been erected outside the Covenant base, which read, 'NO HUMANZZ, ESPECIALLY NO SOLICITORS!'

A Grunt sat next to a Plasma Cannon, making Daisy Chains and generally being happy. Then a Jerkalope gestured at the Grunt to look in the sky and the Grunt did so. Several fiery objects could be seen falling from the sky. The Grunt ran to the Plasma Cannon and tried to get on.

"Must…get…on…Plasma…Cannon" muttered the Grunt. The Grunt mounted the Cannon, and fired at the Drop pods, missing every one of them. MC's pod landed and MC stepped out with a BIGASS Rocket Launcher, looking like Rambo.

"Could we possibly make any more noise?" queried Cortana.

"Gee, how can we not make any noise if we've just travelled at several thousand miles an hour, ON FIRE, andslam with the ground at a high velocity?" said MC.

"I hate it when you out think me" complained Cortana.

The MC moved up the cliff, OWN3D the entire Covenant force stationed there and secured the structure. Then Johnny-Vegas came down in a Pelican and dropped off a Warthog. The MC and surviving OSDT's got into the Warthog and sped up into the hills.

"Dear Sarge, killing Aliens in outer space, wish you were here, cos' I don't wanna be here" said a OSDT.

"N00000B!" said Johnny-Vegas.

The MC and Co continued through the level until they reached the BIGASS structure in the BIGASS lake. The MC entered the BIGASS structure and came across a Holographic Regret speaking gibberish.

"That's what I thought he said" commented Cortana.

"What?" asked MC.

"Regret is planning to activate Halo!" said Cortana. MC looked at Regret. Regret was wearing clothes that singers wear, had makeup on, and was currently singing 'oh baby, baby' by Brittany Spears.

"Look, I don't speak freaky-deacky-Brittany-Spears!" explained MC. Cortana clicked her fingers and Regret started to speak in English.

"Oh baby baby, I did it again, I glassed your Planet and stole your Weed, Oh…

"Hang on a minute" said Cortana, rewinding the Hologram. Regret appeared on the Hologram.

"I will activate the SACRED RUBBER RING and burn a path into the shiny behind, I mean, beyond" said Regret.

"Pretty much" said Cortana.

"MC to Keyes"

"Keyes to MC; report"

"We're screwed"

"That's nice to hear. Anything else?"

"Can I have your credit Card numbers?"

"No"

"Damn, worth a try"

"Anyways, you have to go a PWN Regret, his singings terrible" said Keyes. In the background, Regret can be heard singing 'Toxic'. MC cocked his Shotgun.

"No Prophet fool is gonna piss me of with crappy singing. I'm gonna cap dat foo'" said MC. MC moved off to find Regret.

Regret was dancing in front of a camera, that had a Live feed going across the ENTIRE Covenant Battlenet. Regret was busy singing 'Toxic'.

"Baby, can't you see? I'm killing you slowly, glassing your planets and smoking your Weed…"

Then MC entered, and Regret got upset.

"Eeek! The Demon is here!" squealed Regret. Regret looked at his Troops. The Grunts were staring mindlessly at Regret, the Jerkalopes were rocking back and forth, muttering 'make.it.stop.make.it.stop!'. The Elites were wondering if they could get their Unions to get them more Holidays and less fatal toilets.

"EEK! THE DEMON IS HERE!" repeated Regret, loudly. The Covenant finally responded, but it was to late. The MC ran up to Regret and stuffed Regrets microphone up Regrets ass, effectively killing him. The MC then threw a Grenade at the Covenant Troops, and exited the structure. A Blue Elite looked at the Grenade.

"That sux's" he said, before the Grenade went off.

MC stood staring at the BIGASS ship.

"MUST. JUMP. INTO. WATER!" yelled MC, running towards the edge of the Temple. The Covenant ship fired a BIGASS laser at the Temple. MC jumped and landed in the water.

MC's stationary body drifted down into the murky water. Two Tentacles came up and grabbed MC. As the Tentacles dragged the MC deeper, a deep voice could be heard;

"This is not your grave, so you have to pay rent!"

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