A/N: This fic is dedicated to YOU. Yes, YOU. Not just anyone but YOU. Okay? Oh and this is also dedicated to all those other FMA peoples who weren't cool enough to be in this fic. SO HA! Yes, I am so lovable XD

Oh and I used BabelFish for the Spanish. I know nothing.

Chapter two and random spanish

A few months after getting their acceptence letters, it was time. Time for them to face: THEIR DESTINY. Or whatever. Anyways, it was that day. The day they signed up for their classes and got their dorm rooms. Whee?

AS they were all signing up, Roy snuck up behind Denny and stole his paper! OH NOES! He read it and was shocked, "C-CHEERLEADER!" Roy then burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter...and giggles. How cute.

"ACK! NO!" Denny protested. He then began to whisper, "It is so I can see up Maria's skirt...why else would I be a cheeleader?" he asked.

"Ohhhhh...Can I be a cheerleader too!" Roy asked in a happily perverted tone. Riza whacked him over the head with a...STAPLE GUN!

"You just stay with the football and leave the cheerleaders alone, mkay?" She said in a low, menaceing tone.

"YES'MM!" He said quickly. "Wait...you're a cheerleader?" He got a nosebleed at the thought of Riza in a tiny little skirt and a sleevess thingy. She whacked him with the staple gun again.

"Yes. And I KNOW what you're thinking. Stop it. Before I EAT YOU ALIVE!" She growled.

"Erm...where's...Winry?" Roy said, chageing the subject.

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Winry was dancing around outside with a Lacrosse stick. Roy sweatdropped. "Please don't tell me she joined Lacrosse..."

Ed walked through the door with several large bumps on his head. "She joined Lacrosse..."

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME YOU HYPERACTIVE SHRIMP!"

"WHO'S A SHRIMP!"

Then Ed and Roy got in a catfight. But, they kept their clothes on since they are NOT GAY FOR ALL YOU FUCKING ROYED FANS. Tee hee. Then everyone sweatdropped at their scary...scary...ness. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. I LOVE YOU. Okay. Now that we are all clear on that, lets get on with it.

Winry continued her dancing untill...CRASHBANGBOOMKERSPLAT! "Where'd those sound effects come from?" she asked herself, then she continued to dance and then, she crashed into someone! OH NOES! Winry fell to the ground as well as the other girl.

The otehr girl had tanned skin and black hair and dark brown eyes, she immedietly jumped up to help Winry up, "¡Apesadumbrado¡Apesadumbrado¡Apesadumbrado!(Trasnlation: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!)" she girl apoologized.

"Es aceptable...(Translation: It's okay)" Winry replied. The other girl stared at her oddly, "¿Usted sabe español también? (Translation: You speak Spanish too?)" the girl asked.

Meanwhile, everyone else was watching them. Roy looked down at Ed, "Have any idea what they are saying?"

"With my Excelent spanish skills I think they are talking about getting married in a goat..." Ed replied. Everyone sweatdropped at his stupidity.

"No. They are saying stuff like, 'Sorry', 'Okay', 'Too'...and I think I heard a 'you're hot' thrown in there too..." Denny said, messing with Ed's head a bit.

"HUHWHA! NUUUUUUUUUUU!323!seventwelveninetytwo!4!21232! (A/N: ph34r mh l33t skillz)" Ed shouted. Denny laughed at his outburts of...outburstness...

Maria sighed, "No, they are saying 'Sorry' and, 'It's okay, and 'You speak spanish too?' So don't fraek out..." Maria assured. Ed stopped his flipping out and stood back up.

"Ululación! Él es caliente! (T: Wow! He's hot!)" The girl, Winry now reffered to as 'SheWhoSpeaksSpanish' or 'EllaQueHablaEspañol', said, looking dreamy as she stared at Edward.

"¿Qué?(T: What?)" Winry asked looking at the girl curiously.

"corto uno ser lindo. (T: The short one is cute.)" 'Ella' repled. Luckily, Ed actually knew how to speak some Spanish and shouted a response, "¡El Who ES USTED QUE LLAMA TAN CORTO QUE ÉL PODRÍA AHOGARSE EN Una GOTA Del AGUA! (T: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE COULD DROWN IN A DROP OF WATER!)" Ed shouted back in spanish. Everyone stared at him, wondering what the fuck he just said. After about twelve minutes of searching throught a Spanish-English dictionary, they found out what he said and sweatdropped.

"Usted. Pero la gente corta es linda. (T: You. But short people are cute)" Ella replied. Winry grumbled and beat the girl to a bloody pulp. She then shoved her in a Janitors closet and shouted at every witnmess, "You didn't see anything..." she assured them. They all back off and agreed with her. Then Maria and Riza began to get frightened for, they were her roommates.

"Uhhh...Paint balling anyone?" Roy suggested randomly.

This was either gonna be A) Interesting or B) Painful

If you guessed both then you are correct. Oh boy...

M'kay, I give you Chapter Two. I was bored and wanted a Spanish person so there...Spanish person. Okay. Spanish person won't appeer for a while. She had a seveere beating with a Lacrosse stick by a Rampaging Winry! Anyways, flame if ya want. I don't care. Oh and I can't imagine Ed actually yelling all that in Spanish! XD It would be hillarious though!

-Chibeh