A/N: Okay, we got bored last chapter. So fear. More randomness

Disclaimer: Shut up and sleep with me o.o

WAAARNING: THIS CHAPTER INSULTS JESUS. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. THIS IS WHATCHA GET FOR READING FICS FROM TWO SATANISTS!

Chapter Three and Paintballs
The seven people-persons arrived at the Outdoor Paintball Arena soon enough. Al looked at the paintball sign and shivered for it read in big bold 'happy' letters: 'WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATHS CAUSED BY PAINTBALL. HAVE A NICE DAY :D' Actually the real word wasn't 'nice' it was something else but it was covered by cardboard, and everyone else was too lazy to take the cardboard off. As they walked by, the cardboard fell off reaveal the word, 'BLOODY'. But, unfortunatly, no one saw it. How emo.

They all put on goggles and grabbed their paintball guns. There were no rules being as, they were too lazy to make rules. They were also too lazy to put on any of the other gear that they needed. Because they are cool like that.

Within ten minutes Denny and Maria had dissapeered. Everyone else just thought they died and were too lazy to care.

Everyone was hiden all hidey-like. No paintballs were fired. No sounds were made. You're all hawt. No moves were taken. No people striped. No one cared. It was all silent. Untill...

"DAMMIT! COME OUUUUTTT COOOMMMEEE OUUUTTT!" Jesus shouted, "C'MON! THIS IS THE ONLY BREAK I GET! SO COME ON AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!"

Just then, Jesus fell to the ground, in pain. "MEN! THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WITH BREASTS HERE!" Winry shouted, pointing her her chest. "DO YOU NOT NOTICE THESE?"

Everyone who was hiding sweatdropped at her. Then, Roy took this as his chance to get her and jumped from his hiding place and began to shoot everyhwere. He hit everyhtuing but Winry. Poor Jesus was convered in many colors now, "FUCK THIS! I am going home to my sweetheart!" his paintball gun was then transformed into a staff this and he ran up a tree and kicked Ed out of it, "Tee hee!" he giggled and then flew away to Heaven. Ed growled and shouted, "THAT IS THE LAST TIME I PLAY PAINTBALL WITH JESUS!"

Everyone sweatdropped. Ed stood up and shot at Roy. Roy shot at Ed. Winry shot at Al and Al hid. Mostly in fear. Mostly because he was reading KITTY MAGAZINES.

Hey guys..." Riza said evilly. Roy and Ed continued to try to kill eachother with paintballs.

"Guys..." She said, smirking. "GUYS!" They looked up.

"Prepare to meet your doom..." Riza whispered, and picked Al's paintball gun off the ground. She held both guns, one in each hand. Somehow. "PREPARE TO DIE, MY FRIENDS!" She laughed maniacally and started fireing off a barrage of paintballs at Ponyboy and the shrimp. She ran all over the place, making noises like a three year old boy playing 'war' with a stick as a gun.

Roy and Ed Hid behind a hay bale.

"Well, Mustang, what are we going to do? You're girlfriend's on a rampage." Ed said.

"She's not on a rampage! She's just having...uh...feminine...issues?"

"I'll let you keep thinking that." Ed put his hand on something soft. "WTF!"

Roy and Edo looked down to see...

"Maria...Denny...please stop that...not in public just...just no..." Roy said, reffering to what they were doing. Which I shall not mention hinthint.

Denny and Maria looked at them for a moment, completely still. Then, something snapped aparently in their minds, and They both covered eachother's...uh...'special places.' Just in time, too, as Riza jumped behind the haybales and started shooting everyone's asses off at that moment.

Unfortunately, in Denny and Maria's cases, this was literal and they were both forced to get dressed and immediately sent to the hospital for butt transplants. Riza seemed proud. Everyone avoided her for the rest of the week, except for Roy, because she threatened him with monkeys.

Roy hates monkeys.

Skidoodle. We are finnally done wiff chapter three! HAPPY!

MastahChibeh: WOW! YOU ARE SO COOL! Damn, I need a life.

EdWaRd E WoRsHiPpEr: Ah, you give me ideas, you! Skirty-full ideas! And I love you too!

Wing Omega: Easy, we just did.

Moip, thankies for the reveiws, all you other reveiwers! Bai bai!

-Chibeh and The Mr. Clean Alchemist