A/N: Not a real chapter just a bonus thing.I wrote this at about nine since the fog caused meto go to school two hours later! YAY FOR FOG! There will probably be more bonuses when I feel like it! MastahChibeh is outeh!

Disclaimer: I own NOTHIN'! Only Pipsqueak da rabbit!

New Words:

Perkifully: the act of being uber-happy and talking in an annoying voice taht pisses your boyfriend off.

Gawt: to have and to hold and to cherish--wait, we ain't gettin' married. Go away.

Pipsqueak!
It was a nice and semi-normal day at Central Amestris University. Or it was untill...

"Hey everyone!" Maria perkifully shouted, she held a box in both of her hands "LOOK WHAT I GAWT!" she shouted like a ten year old with a new bike. She lifted the box high like a video game charachter that just aquired a new key item to their quest but in the end it turns out to be fake and you have to start the whole search all over again.

Ed, Al, Roy, Winry, Riza and Denny all looked ather suspiciously.

Riza got all sparkley like Armstrong and got up in Maria's face. She was uncomfortably close,"Is it for meeee?" she asked.

"No," Maria answered simply.

"Bitch," Riza hissed and then slithered away ro Roy. She licked his cheek and then crawled into his lap. Everyone sweatdropped at her antics. Ed gave Winry puppy dog eyes and Winry returned his glare with a shake of her head. Ed was emo now.

"A-anyways, whatI wanted to tell you was that i got a--" Maria was cut off byWinry.

"Will it crap all over my stuff?"

"Possibly..."

"I'm hating it already."

Maria shivered under Winry's icey glare, "I gotta bunneh. Yay." she said unenthusisatically. Mostly because she was quite frightened by Winry. She opened the box and took out a small white bunny with a patch on da eye!"I named him--" cut off again.

"RIZA!"

"WINRY?"

"ROY?"

"RAMMSTEIN!"

"Spot?"

"DINNNEEERRRR!" Everyone eyed Ed for this, "WHAT! Rabbits areTASTEH."

Maria got scared once more, "Umn, no. I named him Pipsqueak!"

"You named him after Ed?" everyone asked.

"I HATE YOU, MARIA" Ed shouted and then stormed out of the room.

Maria looked down, "I named him that because he was so small..." she stated quietly.

"Then it's a great name O.o?" the others all questioned

A weeek had passed since the arival of Pipsqueak. They did everything togetehr! Ate, slept, went to class, hell, she even showered with the damn bunny! And Denny was getting jealous.

So, while he was plotting ways to get Pipsqueak out of the picture,he hearda squeal under his footand something squish down.At first, he thought he stepped on EDbut when he got on the floor and looked, HE KILLED PIPSQUEAK! DA FEIND!

"I...I'll...kill...you...ALL..." was Pipsqeak the -homicidal- rabbits last words. (A/N: WORLD DOMINATION! XD)

Denny stared at Pipsqueak. "Ah. SHITY SHITY SHIT SHIT!" he shouted as he grabbed a box from nowhere and shoved Pipsqueak in.

As he looked around for some help he spotted someone who would uhh...well, help him, I guess O.o. He ran up to her and slung his arm around her shoulders, "HIYA WINRY!"

Winry looked at him like he was crazy, "Denny, you arescaring me...a lot..." she stated.

"Heh. Well, I need you to do something for me!" he opened the box to show her.

"Please don't tell me you are gonna propose to Maria with that..." (A/N: It's better than an engagement Ring!"

"NO. I Well, I...sorta...killed...Pipsqueak by...aciident...So can you PLEASEgo to the pet shop and buy a rabbit that looks JUST like Pipsqueak?" Denny pleaded like a virgin that wanted sex while handing Winry his wallet to buy a new rabbit.

"That will never work..." Winry said and she took his wallet and RAN faraway.

Denny wasn't sure if she was robbing him or is she was gonna buy a new rabbit but,lets not worry about that untill later, MKay?

About an hour later, Winry returned with a new furry friend, and some new stuff for herself curtosy of Denny's credit cards!

"IIIDIOTT, I"M BACK!" she souted like a...thing that shouts. Yes, i am running out of similies.

Denny poofed up from nowhere and took the box that held the new Pipsqueak and threw open the box. "Win...this rabbit is BROWN. Pipsqueak is WHITE."

"I am aware of that, this was all they had left..." she stated.

Denny got an idea, "This can work! We just need to dye his fur!"

"This one is a she..."

"Then we will do something about that as well!"

And thus, they dyed the new rabbit white wiffa black spot on da eye. And they used clay to make it have...manhood...(A/N: Distrbing, no?)

"Okay! Here comes Maria! I think we did good!" Denny shouted, "NOW DISPERSE YOU BLONDE!"

"You're blonde too..."

"SHUDDAP NOW GO."

And thus, Winry left, like Denny told her to do.O.o

Maria walked up to Denny and saw 'Pipsqueak' in his arms, "I see you two are bonding..."

"Yeah. Weare the best of friends now..." Denny lied.

"That's nice to know! Can I see Pipsqueak now?" she asked sweetly.

"Sure! He is your bunny after all!" he lied once more and he handed her the new bunneh. That was when Denny noticed the dye hadn't dried and it was rubbing off.

Maria took Pipsqueak and noiced the dye coming off, "Wha?"she questioned. "IMPOSTER WABBIT!" she shouted and threw the poor bunny against the wall. Pipsqueak exploded and candy came out from inside it's liver, somehow. "WHERE IS THE REAL PIPSQUEAK!"

"ALRIGHT! I KILLED HIM! All By accident I might add BUT I KILLED HIM! SO I GOT WINRY TO REPLACE HIM BUT IT WAS BROWN SO WE DYED IT AND THEN I MADE HIM A CLAY -beeep- AND THEN YOU KILLED HER YOU MEANIE STINKY HEAD!" Denny hysterically shouted.

Maria looked at himin a frightened way, "Denny, you are such a VIRGIN," she said and then kicked him in da liver, making it explode with chocolatey goodness.

And that was the End of Pipsqueak.

Moif. I know, a lot of that was wrong on so many levels and there are a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes but it is ten AMand the fog has caused school to start later, now I am about to miss the bus, BYE!

-Chibeh-