A/N: Miof, another chapter of CIH. HAPPY? Now read foos.

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Chapter Six and Vegas

Everyone was back to normal through the miracle of science. Maybe I dreamed it. but Mr. Disney says DREAMS COME TRUE, so he must be right because he's so OBVIOUSLY God! So it was Christmas OMG YAYE break, and our favorite crackish, hyper people decided to go to vegas.

Yes, Christmas comes before Halloween and Thanksgiving now. Why? BECAUSE WE ALL GOT TIRED OF WAITING FOR IT TO COME, OKAY? Now, let us start...OKAY?

Riza woke up from the ringing of her cellphone. She snatched it out of her nightstand drawer and answered her phone, "He--" she was cut off.

"HIRIZA!WEAREGOINGTOVEGAS,OKAY?AREWINRYANDMARIAUP?" It was Roy. (Translation:HI RIZA! WE ARE GOING TO VEGAS, OKAY? ARE WINRY AND MARIA UP?)

It was times like this when Riza wished she never started dating him. Mostly becuse he got randomly high on cofee..."No, they are not up."

"WAAAIII?"

"Because only idiots wake up at 4:30 AM..."

"OH...LEMMETALKTODEM"(Translation: OH...LEMME TALK TO DEM)

"Fine..." Riza said. She walked over to Winry's bed and put the phone up to her ear.

"WINRY!MARIA!WAKEHWAKEH!EGGSANDBACEH!"(Translation:WINRY!MARIA! WAKEH WAKEH!EGGS AND BAKEH!) Roy shouted. Winry jumped up, startled and shouted, "DEMONZ!"

Ten minutes later, Maria, Denny, Al, and Ed came trudgeing through the door in their bedclothes. Roy bounced in a little later and took everyrones clothes off.

"SEVENSOME!"

Everyone covered up their 'private' areas. "What...the...hell?" everyone asked unenergetically. Roy was using Hayate as a trampoline, poor doggy.

"Give me my clothes back..." everyone commanded in tired voices. Roy put Maria's bra on Denny. "HAPPI?NOW...READY,STEADY,GO!" Roy had (somehow) packed everyones clothes within ten minutes and was now drgging their naked bodies outside.

In a desperate attempt to save himself, Ed started calling out, "RAPE! RAPE!" But it was too late. Roy jammed everybody into the backseat of Riza's rusty Mini Couper and got in the drivers seat.

Roy turned around in his seat, "COMFY?" he asked. Roy pushed his foot down on the accelorator hard and they sped off to Vegas. Everyone, luckily, got into someones suitcase and dressed themselves.

Maria noticed she was missing her bra and took Denny's shirt off to retrieve it.

"Awww.." Denny said,"I was gonna bring that into the guys locker room and tell everyone I lost my virginity...kill joy."

Everyone stared at him. "Your wha?" Denny sweatdropped.

"Um, uh, I'm not a virgin, nope, uhhh...shit. You guys suck." He started crying. Maria hit him.

"Denny, you're a NINCOMPOOP!" She yelled.

"I DID NOT!" Roy shouted from the drivers seat. Then, everyone had a huge fight and the car BLEW UP. AHAHAHAHA!

It had been a total of twenty minutes since the car had blown up spontaneously. Which meant twenty minutes of asking Winry, "Didja fix it yet?" Winry twitched as she was asked that again. "YES. IT IS FIXED. THAT IS WHY I AM STILL WORKING ON IT."

"Oh...I see..." Ed replied. After five minutes of silence, Ed asked, "Didja fix it yet?"

Winry got pissed off and began to throw all her tools at Ed.

insert big PMSish chase scene here

Roy soon kicked the car and it blew up again. Each individual peice of car suddenly sprouted wings and flew away. Or maybe I dreamed it. Whatever. All was silent as everyone was in awe of the flying car parts. Not a creature was stirring, not even a BURNING HELL MONKEY FROM THE MOON! Then, Maria kicked Denny, because he was picking his nose. OMG NO! THEY STIRRED! NUUUUUUUUUU!

As soon as all was all boring again. People began to complain.

"ARGH! NOW WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!" Riza shouted.

"ALL THAT HARD WORK FOR NOTHING!"

"THINGS GO SPLODEY!"

"Winry, I want seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxx..." Ed said like a whinny little 50's mob stars girlfriend.

"RAMMSTEIN!" Al shouted as a familiar cat walked by.

But as soon as Al got close to the cat, Rammstein clawed Al'd eyes out, then he sprouted wings and flew away. He imploded in mid-air.

"MAH EYEEEZZ! NOW I CANNOT CHECK OUT--IMEAN STARE AT--IMEAN...oh I give up..." Al complained. He layed on the ground and waited for the skin to grown back on his eyeballs.

Ed poked Al with a stick. He didn't move. Denny smacked him on the back. "DON'T WORRY, BUDDEH. I HAVE AN IDEA."

"What would that idea be, Denn..y? DAMN! I HAVE NO GOOD PET NAMES FOR YOU YOU STUPID 50'S DINER! NOBODY LIKES YOUR FOOD! IT TASTES LIKE MONKEY!" Maria screeched.

Denny started to cry.

"ANYWAYS, what was your idea?"

"WELL, -sniff- since Al cannot see, LET US RUN MAH FRIENDS!" Denny shouted.

"Yeah, okay, sure" They all said.

"Okay...Ready...Steady...GO!" then everyone but Denny ran. "Heh. LOSERS," He said as he began to chow down on some delicious tasty RAMMSTEIN.

Denny finished eating Rammstein and decided to be a cannibal and eat Al. But Al was much too fattening, so he just decided to Run after the other people. But he wound up running into them, because they had realized he hadn't followed and came back because they're NICE like that.

"That was a terrible idea, Denny. You should have KNOWN that Maria can't run!" Roy scolded.

"Huh? Why?" Everyone asked.

"Because she's PREGNANT, that's why." He said smugly.

"WHAT! Roy, what are you smoking! I'm not pregnant!" Maria yelled at him.

"You're not?" He said.

"NO!" She shouted. Roy poked her BELLEH.

"You sure?"

"...ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!"

Roy looked at her, "Yes. If you are not pregnant, YOU. ARE. TUUBBEEHH!" he shouted. Then, out of no where a tall mountain POOFED up from no where and the echo made a...

"DEEEEMMMOOONNNZZZ!1111!22211!six!" Riza shouted. "OR AS YOUS PEOPLE CALLS IT NOWADAYS, AVAAALLLAAAANNNCCHHEEEuuuuhhh...yeah..." No one moved. Why? Because they were listening to their iPods! Well, not Ed. Ed had an iPod mini.

Then, the mountain died. It fell on top of Shezka. But nobody cared.

But anyways.

"So. Does anyone have any REAL ideas?" Riza asked, after she violently ripped the headphones from everyone's ears.

Roy bounced around with his hand raised in the air, biting his lip like he had to pee.

"What is it, Roy?" Riza asked boredly.

"We could go on a HITCHIKING ADVENTURE!" Roy screamed like a giddy little girl.

"WHAT!I CAN'T HEAR YOU FOR I HAVE BEEN DEAFENED BY RIZA!" Ed shouted at the top of his lungs.

"WHAT!" Everyone else asked.

"WHAT!" Ed shouted back at them.

"WHAT?"

"OH WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP?" Winry yelled at them.

"WHAT!" everyone else yelled back at her. Winry held out her hand to the sky and shouted, "COME TO ME MAH PRETTY!" Ed walked over to her. "Erm...Not you..." Ed went emo. Then Winry's lacrosse stick fell from the sky and she beat people with it.

Al randomly got up and walked to the side of the road. He held his thumb up in the hitchiking symbol thing and someone stopped for him.He hopped in the car and looked at the woman who let him in.(A/N: With the eyes he does not have. XD) She was hawt. She had brown hair that went past her shoulders and green eyes. Al recognised her, "MOMMEH!" he said and then glomped her. "MOMMEH, YOU GOT PRIDDY EYESES." He said.

He then tore her eyes out and put them in his eye sockets. He hopped out of the car hearing screams of pain. He skipped to everyone else and shouted, "I CAN SEEEEEE!111!1221!ff1!" he then began to rapidly flail his arms. "LESSALL HITCHIKE!" he shouted and then ran in circles.

"Holy crap..." Ed began.

"AL HAS BEEN POSSESEDEDEDEDEDEDEDED BY ALEIMS!" Winry finnished for him.

"Cool..." Ed said.

Roy looked at Riza. Riza nodded and shot the living hell out of Al.

Chibeh: PIE. Okay, yes, this was a VERY random chapter. But meh. Deal with it fools. Yes, Al is mean and possed D

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