A/N: I am so nice, dear for Chibeh made a crack bonus for CIH.
There will most likely be more of these Angel Chats throughout the chapters. SO FEAR.
Bonus: Angel Chat!
Above, in heaven, or possibly upstairs, sat a bunch of angels, watching over our seven lovely Preeschool dropouts.
Trisha Elric sadly pointed to Al. "Yes, that is my son...the cat-molesting maniac."
Sara Rockbell and her husband Man (they never say his name..so he is now Man Rockbell XD) Rockbell pointed to Winry. "Our daughter...OH WHY DID I HAVE TO SMOKE CRACK WHEN I WAS PREGGERS?" Sara cried into Man's chest as he proceeded to eat some pudding, that wasn't really pudding.
Brudis Mustang pointed to Roy. "Mine."
Twtchy Ross and Woman-Man Bloch sat silently, too afraid to speak.
Then, Sunflower Daisy Hotpocket pointed to Ed. "DAS MAH BOOIII! NOT YOURS, TRISHIE! MINE! YOU WIHS YOU HAD A WOMANLY SON LIKE I DOO!EH."
Trishie looked at Sunflower Daisy Hotpocket and asked, "Who is his birth father?"
"COLIN MOCHRIE! THE DEXAY BALDING MANM FROM WHOSE LINEE!" then Sunflower Daisy Hotpocket passed out from all the shouting, that and her angelic appendix just burst.
"Now that we are aware of who's sla--I MEAN KID is whos. LET US TALK...HOMIEZ." shouted the over-energetic Trishie-kins.
Brudis raised her hand and said, "Me want food." then she passed out from the exaustion of saying more than one word.
"Lovely, at least you don't smoke more crack than the recomended dose like SUNFLOWER DAISY DID!"
Sunflower Daisy Hotbocket came alive again and shouted, "YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!" and then went back to being dead. Like a good Canadian Hippie. Then she came back again, "AND YOU DON'T SMOKE CRACK! YOU SNIFF IT! GAWSH!"
Sara walked over to Sunflower Daisy Hotpocket and pointed a gun at her, "AWRIGHT! WHERE'S YOUR STASH, BIACH?"
Sunflower Daisy Hotpocket screamed and ran around. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIVVEE!"
Sara began to chase her, "OH YES I WILL!"
"NO YOU WON'T!"
"YES I WILL!"
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU you won't!"
"I BET MY FLAMING THONGS ON IT THAT I DOOO!"
"NOOOO! NOT FLAMING THONGS!"
Then, Sunflower Daisy Hotpocket jumped out of the window of Heaven and plummeted down to Earth and SMOOOOSHED a poor crack addict and stole his stash and sniffing some. Then she stole Drew Carey's Motercycle and rode off into the distance.
"Well...that was...interesting...yes..." Trishie stated before Sara jumped on her screaming, "WHERE IS YOUR STAAAAAAAAASSHHH?"
Brudis came back and ate Man Rockbell and then said, "Man good." and died.
Twitchy twitched while Woman-Man tried to kill her-himself. It didn't work since she was already dead.
Then Suppahhappi Hawkeye ran in and said, "ARE YOU HAPPY? BEACAUSE I AM SO HAPPY!" then died from being over-happy.
Then Chibeh typed 'The End' and it was all over.
A/N: I am weird without Ari XD I need help, and yes, her name IS Sunflower Daisy Hotpocket. FEAR HER, for she is Ed's TRUE birthmother XD
Most likely there will be more of these.
-Chibeh-