Chapter 8 and Reincarnation

The next morning, everyone but Riza had a hangover. They were all over the furniture because they were cheap and only got one hotel room. Riza got an EVIL idea. She melted the fridge and poured the molten fridge over Roy's head. The scalding hot metal woke him up and somehow dried instantly. Roy put his hands on his head nad pulled off all his hair in one big clump. "NUUUU! I AM BALDING!"

Riza stared at Roy's head. "SWEET! CAN I TATOO SOMETHING ONTO YOUR HEAD!" she shouted perkifully. She immedietly pulled out one of those tatoo-needles. "DO YOU WANT A PUPPY!" she asked. "OR A KITTY-CAT? 'CAUSE I AM GUNNA GIVE YOU A KITTY-CAT!" Roy twitched as Riza turned on the needle."WOW!" she shouted. "I REALLY WISH I KNEW HOW TO USE THIS! WAIT! STOP! RUUUUNNNIIINNNGG!"

Roy slapped Riza away and jumped out the window. He landed on a fat man. It was...

"HOW DARE YOU FALL ON MY STINEY!" Havoc cried. "Are you alright my darling!" He whimpered, dragging the lump of squish out from under Roy. Then he started crying. "YOU KEEL'D MY LOVE! YOU KEEL'D HIM DED!" Roy sweatdropped and ran away. Away to...BRAIN'S HUMAN HAIRPEICES! It was run by a disembodied brain, who was sad because he had no hair so he killed people and used their hair to make wigs. THe brain thing eeked Roy out a little, but he got a wig from him anyway. It was a pink mullet.

Roy walked back to the hotel room, feeling very SEXAY, OH SO SEXAY! And...I'll stop now.. But anyways, he looked like a gay-biker-hippie-pimp-whore. Which was now apparently, a trend. Roy frolliced his way home, like the gay-biker-hippie-pimp-whore that he now was. But as he walked, he heard something.

"FOOL! DON'T GO BACK TO THEM! THEY WON'T UNDERSTAND US, BABY! WE MUST BUY YOU A HARLEY! AND THAT WILL BE OUR FIRSTSTEP TO WORLD DOMINATIOOOONNN!"

Roy gasped, knowing who was talking, "OH GREAT! I FINNALY GET A MULLET AND IT WANTS WORLD DOMMINATION! I WILL NEVER GIVE INTO YOU, MR. MULLET!"

The Mullet jumped off his head and shouted, "Then give me your sooooouuuulll!"

"NEVER!" Roy shouted.

"Well then, I MUST KILL YOU!" The mullet then jumped at Roy, attacking his face and stealing his sould. As Roy fell to the ground, the mullet muttered, "Eeeeeexxxeeeellllleeeennnntttt..." and then hopped up the stairs to the hotel room to kill the others.

The mullet bounced up the stairs to the hotel room and slithered unter the door. Riza didn't notice as she was in the shower. Hawt. Edo's mouth was hanging wide open, so the Mullet, who was named Steve, tried to jump in to Ed's brain through his mouth. Sadly, Ed was dreaming about TACOS, so he ate the mullet. From then on, Ed suffered severe indigestion and was never the same again...so sad.

Winry walked out to the balcony that randomly just appeared for a free buffet but NOOO damned lying fliers...I'll shut up now.

But anyways, Winry looked over the balcony and peered throught all the SMOG AND CRAP that was in the air. She gasped upon realising something very important, "ED! YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS!" Then she spotted something on the ground.

"Gasp." She said. "It's Roy. Gasp. Oh no...gasp." She jumped off the balcony and landed on Havoc, breaking his spine as she was wearing SPIKEH HEELS. So yeah. She ran over to Roy and dug through his pockets. "SCORE!" she shouted as she found his wallet.

She opened it and screamed, "WHAT! TWO BUCKS! CHEAPSKATE!" she then kicked him in the groin and left him to his new life of being eaten by rats.

Havoc's soul then somehow fused with Roy's and Roy sprang back into ACTION AND FULL COLOR! He got realllllly comfused and thought winry was Riza, so he glomped her and tried to make out with her. Winry hit him in the scrotum with a size 4836659036485 wrench. It killed roy's chest hair. Roy celebrated by buying a bunch of copper wire and cutting apart snaked with it.

Out of pure boredom, Satan showed up. "Hey homie biscut homie G biscut homie dawgs. Since you all BORE THE FUCKING HELL OUTTA ME, I am rewarding you by forcing you all to Rap...FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIIIIIVVVEEESSS!"

"But wait!" Winry protested. "ED IS CANADIAN! AND YOU KNOW CANADIANS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RAP OUTSIDE OF...of..." she had a blonde moment. "Of... CANADIA... Oo"

Ed glomped winry. "THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME LOVERRRRRRRRRR!"

Roy looked at Riza in a suggestive manner and attacked her. "MAKE OUT WITH ME OH LOVERR!"

"NO OH RETARDED ALSO LOVER!"

"...-emosob-"

"HA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN!"

Satan stared at all of them. "WEEEEEELLLL, there is ONE...or THREE...Or maybe four, I never learned how to count. BUT ANYWAYS, There are...SOME that shall be forced to rap...some by the names of...ARUUFONZUUU ELUURRIIKKKUUU or Aru and...DENNEH AND MARIIAA. So fear mah curse, hommiiiieeeezzzz!" Then he randomly poofed away into the mist, that damned, evil mist.

Al jumped out from behind a cactus that just showed up, wearing cat ears and a skimpy pink dress. Then he began the most horrible rap that has ever been...rapped. "MEW MEW STYLE, MEW MEW GRACE! MEW MEW POWER, IN YOUR FAAAAAAAAAACCEEE!" O.O

Everyone sweatdropped and ran away in terror screaming "OMGNO!11! 4RU 15 4 7R4N5V35173!" (translation: Oh my god! No! Al is a transvestite!) Our l337 friends then fell off a cliff and died a horrible, painful death. But, since they were naked, they were all reincarnated.

They were all reincarnated into loverly cowz, then taken to a butcher shop where the evil butcher-man killed dem and sent them to Wendy's, where they became lunch to a bunch of fat tourists. Then, later they were reincarnated again as Turtles. But their flavor? We shall never know. Then they were made into loveleh stew that tasted like crap. Yum.

We be random. YAY Fear us, and I hope we do not get flamed by the Mew Mew Power lovers...oh dear god...

-Chibeh- (who thinks Mew Mew Power sucks and Tokyo Mew Mew ROCKS)