Chapter 2, yay! I don't own any Hamtaro characters, right?
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The humans… pillaging a confused town…
While the humans were busy pillaging the horrified and confused town, the Hams were still peacefully (in all but Penelope's case) dreaming away…
"Where are our naughty little hamsters," Laura shrieked, "I love them and they are gone!"
"Laura, calm down," Kana told her, "we'll get them back as long as it doesn't involve looking in the woods on the ground."
Laura sighed, "I guess you're right; they couldn't have scurried into the woods or on the ground… but I'm still angry at these townspeople for not having them!" Laura shouted.
"God I hate those stupid townspeople, lets beat them up for not having our ham hams!" Kana said.
"Oh, where art thou, my lovely Hamtaro," Laura screeched loud enough to shatter the glass windows of the nearby buildings, "Where art thooooouuuuuu!"
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And in Hamtaro's dream…
"Where art thou, my lovely Hamtaro? Where art thou?" said Juliet Bijou in the clouds of Hamtaro's dream. "I am here, Juliet Bijou; come, let us fly into the clouds and eat coconuts for the rest of our days," said Hamtaro.
"But of course, my dear," replied Juliet Bijou, "but let us not forget zee sunflower seed banquet later tonight, 'tis an important banquet indeed."
It all seemed perfect…until… a giant meteor is hurdling toward them! What will they do? Who will save them?
"Oh no, Juliet Bijou," called Hamtaro, "If that meteor hits us we will miss our important banquet! And also, the meteor is heading straight for our castle over there! What ever shall we do, my lovely?"
"Hurry, Hamtaro! Use your super powers to save zee banquet!" yelled Juliet Bijou.
"Of course!" said Hamtaro, "I'll use my super negotiating skills!"
"Ah ha ha, I have you now!" shouted the meteor, which somehow developed a face, "prepare to miss your banquet!"
"Not on my watch," Hamtaro told the meteor, "this is a very important banquet and we wont be missing it!"
"You go, my lovely!" Juliet Bijou told Hamtaro.
"Oh, but I am so jealous that you have friends," sniffed the sad meteor.
"What about the other meteors?" asked Hamtaro, "they can be your friends!"
"Oh, I forgot about them, thank you Hamtaro!" said the meteor, and he rushed off back into space to apologize to his meteor pals for being gone. "Sorry Mom, I was trying to make friends with a tiny Hamster in some clouds on Earth!" he told his mother.
"Well… okay, son," she replied, "but next time be home before dinner."
"I will, I will!" the meteor told his mama, "fo' shizzle!"
"Yay, Hamtaro! You talked our way out of not missing a banquet!" said Juliet Bijou, "and now we can feast upon our bountiful sunflower harvest!"
"Yes, my lovely white-furred darling," said Hamtaro, "Let us frolic through the misty fogs and into our castle, in which our banquet guests must already be awaiting our arrival!"
"Oui, and on our way we can buy them presents!" Juliet Bijou said.
"Perfect! Then let's go," replied Hamtaro.
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Meanwhile… in reality…
"Agh!" yelled a random townsperson, "what is going on!"
"It's you, isn't it!" bawled Laura, "you have stolen my lovely Hamtaro and you're planning on eating him later! Aren't you!"
"Wh-what?" he replied, "N-no, what are you talking about?"
"Tell me where you hid him!" yelled Laura, but before the villager could reply she ran off to question the next bewildered person, "you have him! Where is he?"
"Who? What are you doing here? What's going on?" he asked. Laura ignored him and shoved him out of the way.
In the other half of town, the mayor is giving a speech…...
"The townsfolk are loosing their minds," The mayor said, "We'll have to capture them and lock them up for good!"
"WOOOO HOOOO!" The 'other' townsfolk cheered. They lit their torches and grabbed their pitchforks and got ready for the search for those naughty townsfolk.
"Wha-?" said Laura, "c'mon guys, run away, but keep searching for those naughty ham-hams!"
"That's right!" agreed Kana, "we have to find them!"
(and they ignored that some people didn't know why they were rioting)
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Back to Hamtaro's dream…
"We have to find them!" said Bijou, "we have to find zee perfect presents!"
"How about these cotton candy machines?" asked a store clerk.
"Sold!" said Hamtaro, "right, Bijou?"
"They will love them!" she replied.
Hamtaro and Bijou wrapped the cotton candy machines in sparkly golden wrapping paper with a red giant bow on top. They gave the first cotton candy machine to Cappy.
"Oh, wow!" he exclaimed, "I can totally use this to make a cotton candy hat, thus furthering my extensive hat collection!"
After each Ham got his or her cotton candy machine they began the banquet of a thousand million sunflower seeds.
All of a sudden all of the sunflower seeds exploded and no one got to eat anything except remains of what looked like… doodoo.
And that's when Hamtaro woke up.
"Uuugh, huh? What?" he mumbled, just before breathing in an intoxicating aroma making him more and more drowsy…
"I-(yawns)-I got to… got to stay awake and… and…" but he never finished the sentence because he dozed off again, only seconds after he woke up. What was that scent?
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-q-p-
Yeah, this is kind of goofy, huh? Anyway, each of the following chapters will be dedicated to each of the hamsters dreams along with the confusion that is the rioting humans… heh heh…