Chapter 8

Don't own MIB or Artemis Fowl

(MIB head quarters)

Agent Kay & Jay were not having one of their better weeks. First, the Queen of England, President of the United States, and the United Nations representative for Australia had disappeared. Lots of alien spacecrafts were being spotted. That meant they had to neuralyze them, which took too much time.

At the moment, the partners were in the president of the MIBs' office (Zed). Jay really didn't know what was going on considering what they were talking about was before his time. This wasn't what he was used to.

"Those damn fairies keep hacking into our files!" Zedcomplained.

"Do they know it's MIB?" Kay asked.

"No, we neuralyzed the lot of them after that Alfalfa case."

"Sir," Jay interfered, "Who are we talking about? Some odd alien species I haven't heard of?"

"No Jay," Kay answered, "About 16 years ago before you joined we had a little crisis. A big herd of, what we thought were aliens, got onto earth and we didn't know any thing about them. Well, it turned out they were what this' underground civilization of fairies' called trolls. We had no idea how to fight them so we got a little help. They helped us fight them and get them back underground. But since MIB is to be kept secret we had to neuralyze them."

"And now they're hacking into our database? How?"

Zedtook over this one. "They got a new member on their staff. A centaur named Foaly. Won't leave our computers alone."

"SSSooo we're going to neuralyze him right?"

"Yes, but first we have to finish the case we're on now. Why are we having more unidentified ships coming to Earth?" Kay told his younger and more naïve partner.

"All we know is that they are all planet Klumofolf ships,"Zedsaid. "You two are going to the area where the ships have been landing. If you find anything report back here."

"Got it," Kay said, walking out of the room with Jay.

It turned out watching the freckle cam had been a good idea. When they watched it, Trouble got more than enough info to get Sool fired. First it had been routine. Walking around yelling at people for no reason. Telling people to got off their lazy butts and do their job. Then after about five minutes Sool said he had to go on another top-secret LEP mission.

Getting on the shuttle for LEP Sool seemed to be in actually happy mood. This disturbed even Artemis.

" What do you think he's doing?" Trouble asked.

"I don't know," replied Foaly, "but I have noticed that Sool has gone on these secret missions a lot lately. And the dates of the secret missions almost match with the dates of the UFO sightings."

"What a odd and most likely planned coincidence," Artemis stated.

"We need to take this to the Board. Get Sool fired," Holly told Trouble.

"We need more proof Holly, so watch let's watch a bit more."

And watch they did. The entire shuttle ride Sool was singing the evil, and most hated piazza song. Holly was doing her best not to fall on the floor screaming and twitching. While she didn't fall and scream, Holly couldn't keep from twitching. Of all the songs, of all the people, of all the times why the piazza song and why now? I swear I will hurt the next person who sings it. Other than Sool's bad singing he didn't seem to be doing anything wrong.

After the shuttle ride, Sool shielded and started to fly.

"Where do you think you're going Mr. Boss man?" Foaly said finding Sool's coordinates. He was flying to Missouri in the Ozarks, where most of the sightings were. The deep woods were hard to see through at night. It was a cloudy night, so there was no light. Artemis wondered how in the world he could see.

Then through the trees there was a light. A bright green glowing light that didn't seem earthly. Sool walked toward it.

" If that isn't suspicious then I don't know what is," Trouble declared.

"I'm going to agree with you," Artemis said.

"Shh," Foaly ordered. "There's someone there."

Agent Jay & Kay had gotten to the Ozarks and were trying to find the clearing they were told to go to. Frank wasn't really helping things. Jay wasn't really a big fan of nature. He was more of a city boy. The stubbing of the toe (multiple times) did not do much to improve his mood. Kay on the other hand enjoyed being out of the city. No subway worm Jeff to deal with. No cigarette-smoking worms, and no neuralyzing each person he sees on the street. But he did miss blowing the head off of his good friend, Jeebs.

They had been walking for what seemed like hours. Jay had nearly fallen in the lake. For a highly trained secret government agent, Jay wasn't exactly the sharpest knife. He refused to use a flashlight because he thought that who ever they were going to see would notice. Kay thought Jay was being an idiot and brought a flashlight for him and Frank. It attached to his collar.

When they got to the look out spot, the agents were, for the most part, beat. Kay was a bit on the older side. Not too old for the work, mind you. And Jay wasn't much of the outdoorsman.

"So, we're just supposed to wait here for something to happen?" Jay asked.

"You were in the room Jay, you should know."

"Hey, listening is your job."

"You've been in this job for years and you're still a rookie kid." Just then, a huge ship that had bright green windows appeared in the clearing. It, apparently had a cloaking device. Programmed to turn on when a specific person walked into the clearing. Frank was the first to see the little short man walk up to the ship.

"Hey guys, look at th-" Frank didn't get a chance to finish because Jay had become an expert in shutting Frank up, but Jay and Kay both saw the little man. He had pointy ears and looked no taller than 3 ft. He was wearing what looked like a uniform.

"Is that some alien, or those fairy people?" Jay whispered.

"A fairy, who looks like the new commander of their police squad LEP." The door opened and an alien came out that had 4 legs, tentacles for arms and blue spiky knee length hair.

"Sool," the blue haired alien said, "come in and we can discuss our plans."

AN: Told you MIB would come in, in the eighth chapter!