Okay this is my second fic. I think you're gonna like it. It's very funny..To me that is. Anyway read and review Please. I won't update until i get at least 5 reviews. Just 5 Reviews ppl! 5 reviews.
Phil and Keely walked through Phil's front door. Phil set his backpack down as he called out to his mom "Mom! I'm home!" Mrs. Diffy came through the living room while putting on an earring. Phil looked at his mom. She wore a sparkly blue dress that went below her Knees, her hair was made up, she wore make-up. A gold watch dangled from her wrist and she was just adding the finishing touches.
"Oh Hey Phil, Hi Keely." "Hi Mrs. Diffy." Keely answered. "Mom, why are you dressed like that?" Phil asked as he reached over to touch the gold watch. She smacked his hand away as his dad came in wearing a Tuxedo. "Your mom and i are going to a wedding." he said.
"What! Who do we know here other than Keely?" Phil said. Keely nudged him in the stomach and he whispered an 'ow'. "The Johnsons next door. They invited us to a wedding and we're going. Now, You're staying home. Pim is having a few of her friends over for a sleepover and i'm leaving you in charge of them. Hide the gadgets and if any of them need something to eat, Use the spray cans." "Wait... Pim has friends?" Phil said.
Pim came into the room saying "Shutup, Shrimpface. It's not my fault the only friend you have is Lil' Ms. Sunshine over here." She pointed at Keely and reached into the fridge took a soda and headed out. . Phil frowned. A car horn beeped outside. "Oh! That's for us." Phil's mom said. She grabbed her coat and took a piece of paper out of it and handed it to Phil."This is where we can be reached." She then rushed out the door carrying a huge Pink box with a bow on it. Phil's dad took his Coat and Winked at Phil before closing the door
. They got into the car and the car drove away. "Well...What do we do now?" Keely said as she sat down on a kitchen chair. "Phil sat down too and said "Well e could start our homework." He then Took his backpack and took out some books and so did Keely. They were studying and doing their homework until a knock was heard on the door. Phil rushed over to it and opened it up. 4 girls who looked to be about 14, with black hair, Pale Skin, piercings, dark make-up, black pajamas and Black overnight bags stood on the porch.. Pim rushed over to the door and shoved Phil out of the way causing him to fall down..
"Janice, Annette, Courtney, Haley! Come on in. " She said and opened the door wider. They came in. The one named Anette looked Phil up and down and looked at Keely and said "Girlfriend?" Phil looked at Keely and back at Annette and said "No No No No. We're just friends. Best friends actually." Keely said "Yeah. Just friends, Nothing More." Annette rolled her eyes and looked at Pim saying "That's what they always say. Pretty soon, They're holding babies in their hands." Phil and Keely had looks of Disgust on their faces. Then the 5 girls headed up the stairs and into Pim's room.
"O-k- Let's get back to our homework. Alright X plus Three over fifths Divided by y Plus 567 equals to what?" Phil said. Keely did some work on her paper and finally came up with the answer. when a loud bang was heard from upstairs. Phil looked up. "What was that?"Keely asked. "i don't know. But i'm gonna find out right now." He said and Rushed out of the kitchen and up the stairs with Keely close behind him. He ran to Pim's door and yanked it open.
A firecracker landed at his feet causing him to grab his toe and jump up and down. Keely went into the room and grabbed a box full of firecrackers from one of Pim's Goth friends. "Hey! We were using that!" Janice exclaimed. Keely rolled her eyes and started to walk out of the room when the girl threw a knife at her missing her by an inch.
Keely stopped in her tracks, dropped the box and stared at the knife on the wall in front of her. She gulped and said "Oh my gosh!" She turned around and said to Janice "That could have Killed me!" Janice shrugged and said "That was the point." And all the girls started to laugh and snicker. Phil who had stopped Hopping, walked over to Pim and grabbed her out of the room and closed the door.
"Pim, I'd appreciate it if you and your little freaky friends would quit" Hey! Who you calling Freaky?" Courtney said. He turned around. "How did you?" Before he could finish what he said Courtney stepped on the toe that the firecracker had almost blown up and he immediately started to hop around again. They all ran down the stairs in an uproar and started to smash things around. Keely sighed and grabbed Phil by the shoulders, making him to stop and said "Phil! We have to stop them before they find!" "Whoa! What's This!" Haley said. Phil had a look of terror on his face and he immediately looked over the stairs and saw The Wizard in her hand. "No!" He said. He ran down the stairs and started to chase her all around the house. Unfortunately she was faster than him.
She pressed a green button on the Wizard and Phil turned into a dog. "Woof! Woof!" he said. Keely ran down the stairs and almost laughed when she saw a Poodle wearing a Blue shirt and jeans with converse. She ran over to it as Haley ran away with the wizard, Zapping stuff as she did. "Phil? Phil? Are you okay?" she asked. The dog only barked and Licked her on the cheek. "Ew Phil." she said as she wiped away the slime. She noticed Haley with the wizard jumping on the couch and zapping at plates as Pim threw them. "I'll be right back Phil don't go anywhere... Not that you could." She then ran into the living room which was now in turmoil and attempted to grab the Wizard but Haley Hit her hand away and threw the Wizard to Pim who threw it to Courtney who threw it to Annette who threw it to Janice and so forth.
Keely struggled to catch it and when she finally caught it, she quickly ran out of the room with them following her. She ran up the stairs and into the Bathroom and shut the door, Causing the five girls outside to bump into each other. She leaned against the door and sighed. She then heard a slurping sound. She looked down and saw Phil as the dog, slurping from the toilet. "Ew ew ew ew!" Keely said and she quickly changed him back to Phil. He coughed and Licked his lips and looked around and spotted Keely "What am i doing in the bathroom? And what am i doing in here with you? And why does it feel like i ate a dirty Gym sock?" Keely roiled her eyes and said "No time for Questions now Phil, We gotta stop those girls before they wreck the house!"
"Alright! Calm down." he said. He went to the door and stuck his head out of the bathroom door and just as he did, a pie landed on his face. He put his head back into the bathroom. Keely chuckled and wiped some of the cream off his face, licked it and said "mmmm...Butterscotch." He gave her an angry look and advanced to the sink to wipe his face. She quietly snuck out of the bathroom and into the hallway. No one was there. As Phil came out of the Bathroom with a towel around his neck, a blur with black hair ran and pushed them into the Hall closet and closed the door and held it. "Pim! I got them! Use your wizardy thingy and lock them!" Pim came in and pressed a red button an the Door knob for the closet was gone. There was no way out.
Okay... i guess it will be a Two shot then. Anyway like i said 5 reviews and I'll update. Thank you!