When no one is watching
(What do the warriors cats do when no one is watching? Now is YOUR chance to find out! Takes place half way through into the wild because... Um... I feel like it!)
"Firepaw," Graypaw, Firepaw's best friend, leapt into the apprentice's den, landing on top of the orange cat.
"Graypaw," Firepaw hissed. "You know you're supposed to be out hunting now!"
"Yes," said Graypaw, "But the author went on a coffee break! We can do whatever we want!"
"Hooray," Firepaw cried. "I've been meaning to go sell ThunderClan's secrets to ShadowClan for a while so that it's so much meaner when I expose Tigerclaw's treachery in book four! Want to come with?"
"No thanks," Said Graystripe. "You know that one RiverClan cat, Silverstream? I was planning on making fun of her for a while."
"You do know that you end up having kits with her in book three, right?" Asked Firepaw."
"Darn," said Graypaw. "I've been after Sandpaw for a while..." Just then Dustpaw walked in.
"What are you guys doing," he hissed, "You know-"
"The author's on coffee break," Said Graypaw lazily.
"Whatever, you stupid furball," Said Dustpaw.
"Can you believe this guy," Graypaw asked Firepaw, "Can't think of anything original to say, even when the author's not watching!"
Slowly, news that the author was on coffee break spread through ThunderClan camp. Bluestar heard and started having her breakdown several books early. Tigerclaw heard and started doing musical farts (Which is not easy when you're a cat, and don't have any arms). Sandpaw and Ravenpaw heard and headed off into the forest to do things-you-should-be-glad-you-don't-know-about.
Then all the clan cats went to fourtrees to have a the-author-is-on-a-coffee-break party. It was loud and boisterous and lasted the entire eighteen minutes it took the author to finish her coffee break.
Hope you like my one-shot stupid fanfic! If enough people like it I might make more for the rest of the books!