Chapter 14

Same note as always but just in case you for got I don't own Artemis Fowl or MIB

After the group split up Holly and Kay went around back to try to stop the evil fairy with the attitude and the alien with the weird name. When they got to the door Holly tried to use her old Netrino to open the door, only to find out that it didn't work. The device to stop the fairy technology had obviously taken affect.

"Great." Holly moaned. "I don't suppose that you might have something to get the door open?"

"I think I have something," Kay said digging in his pocket. He pulled out something that resembled a communicator. He pressed a button on it, and a little sliver of something that looked like tape came out of a little compartment. Kay put a few pieces on the door hinges, and pressed a button. Instantly the hinges started melting and the door opened easily.

"Jupiter spy equipment can be so helpful," Kay snickered putting the communicator like thing back in his jacket. With that the pair walked into the dark corridors of the ship.

Artemis wasn't having a fun time. Jay thought he would be very showoffy and, only had managed to get them captured. He also detested the smell that was coming off the alien Withahalf. It smelled like bacon grease. Artemis had always hated bacon with a passion

Flashback: (Not why he hates bacon but how they got captured)

Jay and Artemis had taken the entrance Holly and Kay had taken to get in the ship. Once in, they were able to make it about 3 feet in before a fight broke out. Jay still didn't think he wanted to be paired up with a pale, scrawny, and adolescent kid. And Artemis didn't want to be paired up with an obnoxious, annoying, and loud idiot.

"Why I should be forced to deal with your idiotic, miniature, and fallacious behavior is beyond even me."

"I swear white boy you call me one more name that I don't understand-"

"You'll what? Call me a bad name from your increasingly depleting vocabulary?" Jay was speechless, and he was really getting annoyed with this kid.

"I swear, after this I'm gonna neuralyze you right into the crazy hous-"

"SSHHH"

"Don't you shh me boy. I'm the professional here I'll-"

"SShhh, I hear something. It's coming from behind that corner over there." Artemis whispered pointing near a corner. With out warning six heavily armored and heavily armed soldiers sprang from various positions along the shadows. They had been there the entire time, and they would have known if they hadn't decided to go at each other's throats.

Jay instinctively drew his shiny gun and started firing in every which way. Artemis, tried to pull the gun out, almost shot himself, dropped it, and shot the ground before he actually could try to shoot. The first real shot blew a 4 foot hole in the wall. Well so much for being secretive. Artemis thought. He tried to shoot again and amazingly hit something. Jay's gun, how smart of him.

It kind of went downhill from there. The soldiers after realizing that the person who could actually aim had lost his gun and the kid with a gun couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat, they moved in. Artemis tried to defend himself, but it looked more like he was trying to break dance and failing badly. The aliens put the partner's hands behind their back and walked them down to the boss's office.

"I blame you." Jay hissed.

-End Flashback

A/N: Sorry couldn't think of any better way to end the chapter. :)