Disclaimer: Same old, same old. You're still free to knock it off, though...I wonder why anyone isn't doing anything similar.

Thousand-Year Door Episode, Segment 2

Koobeck: All right, and welcome back to our show! Here are the results so far:

Jr. Yoshi: 1400 coins

Goombella: 1400 coins

Bobbery: 0 coins

Koobeck: We'll be continuing our first segment. As Bobbery got the last question right, he'll get to pick again. Bobbery?

Bobbery: I'll go for…Ends with "-oom" for 300, please.

Koobeck: All right, here is the clue. This fungus gives Mario only 5 HP.

Goombella: (presses the trigger) What is a Mushroom?

Koobeck: That's correct! Pick another clue, please.

Goombella: I'll pick For Pigs the Bell Tolls for 200, please.

Koobeck: Here's that clue. This is the town that Mario stayed in.

Jr. Yoshi: (Ground Pounds the trigger) Where is Twilight Town?

Koobeck: Correct! 200 coins for you! Pick another one, please.

Jr. Yoshi: Uh…Bosses for 200.

Koobeck: All right. This guy was the real boss of the Glitz Pit…in more ways than one!

Jr. Yoshi: (rams the trigger) Who is Grubba?

Koobeck: Correct! Pick another clue.

Jr. Yoshi: Bosses for 300.

Koobeck: All right, here is the clue. This is the full name of Lord Crump's robot.

Goombella: (presses trigger) Who is Magnus von Grapple?

Koobeck: You're correct! Pick another one, please.

Goombella: I'll pick…For Pigs the Bell Tolls for 300, please.

Koobeck: Here it is. This Shadow Siren joined Mario in his quest to get his name back.

Bobbery: (blasts the trigger) Who is…Vivian?

Koobeck: You're correct! Pick again.

Bobbery: I'll go for…Ends with "-oom" for 400, please.

Koobeck: And you've hit the Daily Double! You're a little strapped for cash, so you can bet up to 1000 coins.

Bobbery: I'll bet the 1000 coins.

Koobeck: All right, for 1000 coins, here it is. This Shroom can save Mario's life.

Bobbery: (after a while) What is…a…Life Shroom?

Koobeck: That's correct! You get the 1000 coins! Pick again, please.

Bobbery: I'll go for Ends with "-oom" for 500, please.

Koobeck: For 500 coins, here it is. Fill in the blank: Toads used to be called Retainers.

Jr. Yoshi: (presses the trigger) I'm making a wild guess here. What is a Mushroom?

Koobeck: That's correct! You get 500 coins! Pick another category, please.

Jr. Yoshi: (after a short pause) Bosses for 400.

Koobeck: All right, here it is. When Mario first met him, Lord Crump had this much HP.

Jr. Yoshi: (slams on the trigger) I know this one. What is 30?

Koobeck: That's incorrect. And…(notices Goombella)…Goombella, please?

Goombella: What is 6?

Koobeck: Correct for you! You get 400 coins! Pick another clue, please.

Goombella: I'll finish this category for 500, please.

Koobeck: You didn't need to say 500, but here's the clue. This was the last thing Hooktail tempted Mario with before she ate the audience.

Goombella: (slams on the trigger) What was…to smell her feet?

Koobeck: That's absolutely correct! 500 for you! Select another category, please.

Goombella: I'll pick For Pigs the Bell Tolls for 400, please.

Koobeck: All right, here it is. Her husband was turned into a pig.

Goombella: (presses trigger) Who was the shopkeeper of Twilight Town?

Koobeck: That's correct! Pick another clue, please.

Goombella: I'll pick For Pigs the Bell Tolls for 500.

Koobeck: All right, here is the clue. Doopliss rigged the name-entry machine by…

Bobbery: (accidentally presses the trigger again) What is…augh, I don't know!

Koobeck: You lose 500 coins, Bobbery. And…(finds that Goombella is pressing the trigger)…you, Goombella?

Goombella: What was by getting rid of the "P" key?

Koobeck: You're correct! Pick another category, please.

Goombella: I'll pick…The Boggly Clues for 400, please.

Koobeck: Here it is. Mario attracted the Punis with this device.

Goombella: (bonks the button) What is the Puni Orb?

Koobeck: Correct! 400 coins for you! Select another clue, please.

Goombella: The Boggly Clues for 500, please.

Koobeck: Here is that clue. The Glitz Pit team from the Boggly Woods is…

Jr. Yoshi: (excitedly throws an egg at the trigger) Who are the Mind-Bogglers?

Koobeck: Correct! Pick another clue.

Jr. Yoshi: Dang, all the good clues are taken! I'll go for…Petalburg in Distress for 400.

Koobeck: Here is the clue. What did Mario have to do in order to access Hooktail's lair?

Goombella: (madly presses the trigger) What was to use Koops?

Koobeck: That's…correct! You get 400 coins! And here's the last clue. From Petalburg in Distress for 500, here it is. This keeper of the keys lived in Petalburg.

Bobbery: (blasts the trigger) I know this guy. Who is General White?

Koobeck: You're correct! 500 coins for you!

Bobbery: (blows up in excitement)

Koobeck: And that's all for this round of clues. Here are the scores from this round:

Goombella: 4600 coins

Jr. Yoshi: 2400 coins

Bobbery: 1300 coins

Koobeck: We'll continue with Double Jeopardy after this break!