Disclaimer: Will not repeat...
Note: In case you didn't already notice, parentheses denote actions, not speaking lines. Underlines denote when roles speak, and bold shows the scores (and the title).
Note 2: Random tidbit of the month. In case you didn't realize it from the Paper Mario games, Nintendo puts many adjective puns in its Toads' names, so I've continued the tradition with Travis T. Apparently, he once tried hosting Mushroom Kingdom Jeopardy, so the show's popularity crashed. Koobeck had to get hired in order to get the ratings back up. That's why Travis T.'s only experience with hosting TV shows was a "travesty".
Thousand-Year Door Episode, Segment 4
Koobeck: Welcome back to Jeopardy! The scores from last round are as follows:
Goombella: 15400 coins
Bobbery: 2500 coins
Jr. Yoshi: 800 coins
Koobeck: And, for those who missed it, we'll recite the prizes again!
Travis T.: Our third prize winner gets one year's worth of free food and service at Luigi T.'s Pizzeria! The contestant who gets second place gets one random product from E. Gadd himself! And the contestant who gets first…just keeps the money and comes back when the next Thousand-Year Door episode airs!
Koobeck: Thank you for repeating your last speech word for word. At any rate, we'll start with our Final Jeopardy category! It is…The Excess Express! Contestants, make your wagers now!
All Contestants: (quickly scribble their wagers)
Koobeck: Now that that's done, I'll say the clue. No changing your wagers, contestants! In his Trouble note, the chef on the Excess Express asks for a fruit, an egg, and a leaf. The leaf can only be found in this place. Put down your answers now!
All Contestants: (quickly write down their answers)
Koobeck: All right, I'll now look at everyone's answers and wagers. Then we'll see who wins what!
Koobeck: I'll start with Jr. Yoshi. Jr. Yoshi, your answer was…crossed out many times. The last answer was Petalburg, though. I'm sorry, that's wrong. You lose 200 coins.
Koobeck: Now I'll evaluate Bobbery. Bobbery, your answer was…a total blank. I'm sorry, that's obviously wrong. You, thankfully, lose nothing, since you didn't wager anything.
Koobeck: And, last but not least, I'll check Goombella's answer. Goombella, your answer was…Creepy Steeple! How did you know? That's definitely correct! You wagered 4600 coins and you get them, bringing you to a nice round number!
Koobeck: And the results are here! Here they are!
Goombella: 20000 coins
Bobbery: 2500 coins
Jr. Yoshi: 600 coins
Koobeck: And Jr. Yoshi gets a year's worth of free food and service at Luigi T.'s Pizzeria! Hopefully, you can drop by Mushroom City sometime. Or you can get it delivered to your stop in a guaranteed week, no matter where in the Mushroom Kingdom you live! That does include Glitzville, we're proud to say. This is for your Yoshi-sized appetite!
Jr. Yoshi: Yeah, Luigi T. makes the best pizza! Thanks for the service! At least I don't have to eat that shoddy food court pizza anymore…
Koobeck: Bobbery, meanwhile, gets a random product from E. Gadd himself! E. Gadd, would you like to come here now, please?
E. Gadd: Glad to! And, I've done some complicated things with math, random number generators, and your name over the day, so you get a Gaddbrush! (Gives the Gaddbrush to Bobbery)
Bobbery: How useless.
Koobeck: Don't worry; you can give it to the artist in your family. Yes, I know this product line did devastate Isle Delfino, but clearly that artist will use it for better means?
Bobbery: Come to think of it, I think I can give it to my nephew Bombjack…
Koobeck: And yes, for the information, Bowser Jr. was a good painter. And Goombella…you'll be back for our next Thousand-Year Door episode! That, by the way, airs next week, but you'll be showing up for that in a couple of hours.
Goombella: Trade secrets these days…
Koobeck: We'll be back with a Mario Kart: Double Dash episode tomorrow! See you, folks!