When no one is watching; the darkest hour

(Sorry I haven't updated in, like, um, a long time… I've been sick, and I am still sick, and if I make any stupid mistakes, it's half because of that and half because I am laughing at a movie I found on this stupid little website… So anyways, on with the show! This takes place during the battle with bloodclan by the way.)

Firestar leaped out of the way of a HUGE BloodClan warrior and landed on his paws, hissing and spitting. Many BloodClan cats were dead, or had run off; bleeding from many wounds, but the hollow seemed as full of enemy cats as ever. And to make matters worse, the author was on coffee break, but they couldn't do anything about it.

Suddenly Scourge jumped on top of Firestar, and with a swift bite, killed him. Firestar felt conciseness slipping away, and knew he was losing a life. A moment later, his vision returned, and he saw many cats all sitting around him. He recognized the nine cats who had given him his nine lives. He was in StarClan, and he couldn't resist chuckling.

They were having a party, a wild party. They were taking Tigerstar and holding him on their backs, heading towards a big vat of black liquid labeled –Danger! Highly weird! - They threw Tigerstar in, and he emerged a few moments later wearing an apron and bonnet, and he ha! Two little pink shoes on his back paws! Firestar stifled a giggle and ran over to help.

A few hours later, he tore himself away, and returned to the battle. They were still losing. Suddenly stereosystemfoot came running into fourtrees and deafened all the BloodClan cats. They all ran away and the four forest clans were left to have their party in peace.