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Mario Kart: Double Dash Episode, Segment 1

Koobeck: Hello, and welcome to Mushroom Kingdom Jeopardy! I'm Koobeck, the host of this show. This is the game in which our contestants answer trivia questions for coins. The contestant with the most coins wins!

Koobeck: In this episode, our questions will review various facts about one of our Mario Kart tournaments: Mario Kart: Double Dash! Some of its participants will be our latest contestants! And here they are!

Koobeck: Our first contestant is one of Mario Kart's veterans. He's showed up in all the tournaments so far, even in the one where he had a delayed entrance. He's widely considered to be one of, if not the, best racers in the league's history. He's…TOAD!

Toad: (Waves frantically)

Koobeck: Our second contestant is the son of one of Super Mario Kart's participants. He's the co-founder of Fake Shells Inc., which produces shells for all needs and uses. He's known as "Koopa Troopa" in Mario Kart: Double Dash. He's…KOOVER!

Koover: (Pops out of his shell and waves at everybody)

Koobeck: And our last contestant may be a neophyte in the Mario Kart league, but he's certainly got something to show for everyone. He got a surprising eighth place in the Mario Kart: Double Dash tournament! He's…BOWSER JR.!

Bowser Jr.: (Scowls, then waves out of politeness)

Koobeck: With our contestants here, we'd better tell them what our prizes are. Travis T.?

Travis T.: Our third prizewinner gets an autographed copy of Caeles Tour Classical, composed and autographed by Felix T. himself! The contestant who gets second place gets a free two-week vacation to Nimbus Land, courtesy of Cloud Valley Airlines! And the contestant who gets first…just keeps the money and comes back when the next Mario Kart: Double Dash episode airs!

Koobeck: All right, guys, this is Regular Jeopardy. There is one Daily Double clue on this board, okay?

Koobeck: And…now for the categories! The categories are Shells…Special Items…Battle…Participant Trivia…Karts…and Unlockables! Bowser Jr., you go first!

Bowser Jr.: (Pauses) Shells for 200.

Koobeck: Here's the clue. The only colour combos of shells that Koopa Troopa and Paratroopa can get are…

Koover: (Presses the trigger) What are triple red and triple green?

Koobeck: Correct! Pick another clue, please.

Koover: I'll take Shells for 100.

Koobeck: All right, here is that clue. The most primitive of the shells in the Mario Kart series are these ones.

Toad: (Presses the trigger) What are green shells?

Koobeck: Correct! You get 100 coins! Pick a clue, please.

Toad: I'll take…Special Items for 100, please.

Koobeck: All right, here it is. Mario and Luigi use these flaming special items as their own.

Bowser Jr.: (Punches the trigger) That's easy. What are Fireballs?

Koobeck: Correct! Pick a clue, please.

Bowser Jr.: Shells for 300.

Koobeck: All right, here is the clue. This special shell has wings and explosives!

Koover: (Presses the trigger) What is the Flying Shell?

Koobeck: Of course you're correct! You get 300 coins! Pick another clue, please.

Koover: I'll have Shells for 400.

Koobeck: And here is the clue. This many participants can use Bowser's Shell.

Bowser Jr.: (Madly presses the trigger) What's two?

Koobeck: I'm sorry, you're wrong. (Notices Toad calmly pressing the button) And you, Toad?

Toad: What's all of them?

Koobeck: That's absolutely correct! 400 coins for you! Pick a clue.

Toad: I'll pick Shells for 500, please.

Koobeck: Here it is. Shells can easily get rid of these banes of the racetrack.

Koover: (Presses the trigger) What are bananas?

Koobeck: Correct! Pick another category.

Koover: I'll go for Special Items for 200.

Koobeck: Here is the clue. Birdo can spit this special item out onto the racetrack.

Toad: (Presses the trigger) What is an Egg?

Koobeck: Correct! Pick a clue, please.

Toad: I'll pick Special Items for 300, please.

Koobeck: All right, here it is. This special item explodes like a Flying Shell after a few seconds.

Bowser Jr.: (Mashes the trigger) Seen it before. What's a Bob-omb?

Koobeck: That's correct! Pick a clue.

Bowser Jr.: …Battle for 100.

Koobeck: Here is that clue. There are this many battle modes.

Toad: (Presses the trigger) What are three?

Koobeck: That's correct! Pick another clue.

Toad: I'll go for Special Items for 400, please.

Koobeck: All right, here is the clue. This special item acts much like another item from an earlier Mario Kart tournament.

Toad: (Immediately presses the trigger) What is the Golden Mushroom?

Koobeck: That's absolutely correct! You get 400 coins! Pick the next clue.

Toad: I'll finish the category, please.

Koobeck: Here is that clue. These special items always come in pairs.

Toad: (Presses trigger first, then thinks for a bit) What are Hearts?

Koobeck: Correct again! Pick another category, please.

Toad: I'll pick Participant Trivia for 100, please.

Koobeck: All right, here it is. He's saved the Mushroom Kingdom many times.

Koover: (Presses the trigger) Who is Mario?

Koobeck: That's correct! Pick another one.

Koover: I'll have Karts for 100.

Koobeck: All right, here is Karts for 100. Each character gets this many karts for him or her.

Koover: (Jabs the trigger) What is one?

Koobeck: Correct! Pick a clue.

Koover: Karts for 200, please.

Koobeck: All right, then. This kart is named, rather aptly, after a title of Bowser's.

Bowser Jr.: (Slams on the trigger) What is the Koopa King?

Koobeck: Correct! 200 coins for you! Pick a clue, please.

Bowser Jr.: I'll get…Unlockables for 100.

Koobeck: Here it is. Mario's brother gets this kart as his own a little bit late.

Toad: (Presses the trigger) What is the Green Fire?

Koobeck: Correct! And that's all for now. Here are the scores for the first part:

Toad: 1800 coins

Koover: 1200 coins

Bowser Jr.: 200 coins

Koobeck: We'll be right back after this commercial break!