Three Cheers For That Rogue!
Disclaimer: I do not own Dynasty Warriors. Koei does.
Summary: Once upon a time, an almighty author had had enough of all the 'overhyped praising of a character' that was running rampant on FFNet. Therefore, he decided to write…What might be the first (character) (portrayal) bashing fic!
Author's note: Oh, and in case you haven't noticed, this is a fic bashing someone, (as seen in most fics). I'm sure you can guess. If you don't like it, I suggest you should look elsewhere for entertainment. You've been warned! Be fair!
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Three cheers for that rogue, that pirate, that fiend,
The 'popularest' pirate the world's ever 'seened'!
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The guy who's so far from the obvious canon,
The great man whose fanfics are obviously fanon!
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Behold his great prowess, his cunning, his wit!
Pay no heed to the fact that it's overhyped spit!
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Watch and be awed as he gives us such fun!
Watch his romances! Every fake! Every one!
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The man with the mind from the US of A!
He tackles old China the modern day way!
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He's most proud of the fact that he introduced feminism,
By now you should know that he hates realism!
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He's done that so much that it's gotten quite stale,
Yet somehow all fanboys will eat up that tale!
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A fresh new label, an altered plot and his face,
And good old Shang Xiang's little heart will then race!
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It's amazing, folks! He's now Gary Stu!
The writers did that to him! It's true! It's true!
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They always say how he's better than Liu!
Well, if that's the case, shouldn't HE rule China too?
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The day of his death and the day of his birth,
Should be a national holiday the size of Xu's girth!
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Yes, yes, why don't they just deify him as well?
Worship his coolness or he'll send you to hell!
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And if you try to unveil his name yet find nothing,
Here's a big hint: It rhymes with something!
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So three cheers for that rogue, that pirate, that fiend,
The 'popularest' pirate the world's ever 'seened'!
A.N: If you've guessed who he is, then I will say that I'm not looking for reasons on why 'he's SOOOO much better'. I like 'him' in general, but when people overpraise him and whatnot with all the pairings, situations and so on, it really starts to get ridiculous. Therefore, to show he's not invincible, I wrote this fic! Hope you enjoyed, read the warnings, and judged fairly! Toodles!