Disclaimer: If I owned Fairly OddParents, don't you think I'd have made this into a t.v. movie?

Chapter 3: The fortress in the forest.

After a few minutes of walking through the watermelon forest of doom, our 4 heroes reached an incredibly large fortress.

Timmy: I don't remember a huge fortress in the middle of the forest.

Sanjay: Yeah, why is there there a huge fortress in here?

AJ: I don't know, but it looks like we'll have to go through it if we want to get any farther on our quest.

So then, our 4 heroes entered the huge fortress, but to their surprise, there was nothing inside. Or so they thought.

Chester: Well, this is a rip off, I thought that there'd be a whole bunch of cannons shooting watermelons at us.

Just as Chester had said that, a whole bunch of cannons appeared along the walls of the fortress.

Sanjay: I was hoping there would be huge spikey platforms that fall down from the ceiling.

Just as Sanjay finished saying that, a whold bunch of huge spikey platforms appeared on the ceiling.

AJ: And I was suspecting a huge boulder would be chasing us the whole way through until we got to the end.

You can probably guess what happened next.

Timmy: I don't care what's in here, I just think we should keep going.

AJ: Yeah, I guess you're right Timmy.

So then, Timmy, Chester, AJ, and that Lion kid-

Sanjay: I'm Sanjay.

Yeah, whatever, Sanjay, started running through the fortress. They weren't just running to improve their physical fitness, it was because they were dodging watermelons, huge spikey platforms that fall down from the ceiling, while running from a giant watermelon.

Timmy: This is weird, everything you guys said you expecting to be in here appeared and now we have to run through all of it.

AJ: Actually, I said a giant boulder, we're being chased by a giant watermelon.

Timmy: Whatever.

Just as our 4 heroes were a few feet away from the end, Chester tripped and was run over by the giant watermelon. Doesn't that seem familiar?

Just outside of the fortress...

Timmy: Awwwwwwwe man, we lost Chester.

Chester: No you didn't, I'm right here.

AJ: How'd you survive being run over by the giant watermelon.

Chester: I had an extra life, duh.

AJ (sarcastically): Ohhhh, that makes a lot of sense.

Chester: Wait, I thought this was a magical fairy tale land, not a video game, how'd I have an extra life?

Timmy: I don't know, oh well, we can figure that out later. Like after lunch

Timmy then grabbed a watermelon off of one of the trees and, of course, it fell on him. Didn't he learn from the last 3 or 4 times he tried that? Oh well, his friends were still able to lift it off of him.

Author's note: I know it was short, but I'm kinda low on ideas. Please review, but no flames. For every flame I get I will kill you.