Disclaimer: I do not own Fairly OddParents! Why the hell would I be writing a story on the internet if I could just make it into a t.v. movie!
Author's note: Whenever you read the phrase Kamekaze Watermelon, you must duck or you will be hit by a flying watermelon and die! Just read the story already. Why are you still reading the author's note? Read the story! This author's note will destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, Would the owner of a white minivan please report to the parking lot immediately, you are parked on a penguin, whaterver, 1! KABOOM! If you are still reading this author's note, you are probably dead. Please read the story and have a nice pickle. Yes I said pickle, Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
Chapter 6: Chester's Journey
Chester began down the emerald road, which wasn't really all that long when compared to the other 3 roads. About 10 seconds later, a huge watermelon shower struck the emerald road and Chester was plowed about 20 feet below ground under an 83 lb watermelon. Luckily for Chester, he didn't truly die, it was like the past couple watermelon related incidents, he just poofed back up to where he was and continued on his journey.
Chester: That was odd, how come I keep getting attacked by watermelons? Oh well.
A few miles down the road, Chester stumbled into a small civilization of Kamekaze Watermelon monks who continuously tackled Chester until he 'died' again. But like always, he just poofed up on the emerald road and continued on his journey.
Chester: What's up with all of these watermelon attacks?
Two or three miles later, Chester wandered into a type K-W missile testing sight and was hit by all of the K-W missiles. Of course he died, yet again. But, like always, he just poofed up onto the emerald road and continued his quest for the Emerald City.
Chester: Okay, now I'm getting ticked! Why am I the only one getting hit by any attacks whenever I'm here?
A few miles later, the crazy and terrible warlock Albert attacked Chester with kamekaze watermelon blasts. Chester was badly injured but not killed this time.
Chester: Yay! I wasn't killed for once!
Finally, after multiple watermelon attacks, Chester finally reached the Emerald City. Just as Chester was about to talk to the gate keeper, he was plowed into the ground by a giant watermelon.
Chester: UGH! NOT AGAIN! I'm gonna talk to the writers about this.
Chester then talked to the gate keeper who was...