Disclaimer: You know the drill, I don't own Fairly OddParents, yatta, yatta, yatta, if I did this would be a t.v. movie instead of a fic. And so on.

Author's note: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I've just had a bad case of writer's block. I hope you like this chapter.

Chapter 9: AJ's journey

A few hours ago back at the fork in the road, AJ began his quest for the Saphire City. Just as AJ was walking along the path to the Saphire City, he saw a large 83 lb watermelon that could send a small 10 year old scarecrow boy 20 feet underground. AJ immediately put on his large 83 lb watermelon that could send a small 10 year old scarecrow boy 20 feet underground proofed force field which caused the large 83 lb watermelon that could send a small 10 year old scarecrow boy 20 feet underground to be pushed over to the side and land on the Emerald road which sent Chester 20 feet underground.

AJ: Man, that was a close one. I hope I didn't cause Chester any harm by some strange chance.

A few minutes later, Albert came flying in on his broomstick with an evil grin on his face.

Albert: Hello AJ, how smart do you think you are?

AJ: I'd say I'm the smartest kid on Earth.

Albert: Well, this just in baldy. We're not on Earth!

AJ: Aw crud! I forgot.

Albert: Anyways, I have a little test for you. I will give you 3 questions. If you can answer them all correctly, you will live. If you can't, then there will be a new stone in the grave yard with your name on it. Kapeash?

AJ: I understand. So, what's question #1?

Albert: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

AJ: I-I can't answer that!

Albert: Then, it's time for you to die!

Albert then stabbed 1,000 flaming spears through AJ, but nothing happened.

Albert: What sorcery is this? Why aren't you dead?

AJ: I can't answer that either! Anyways, what's your next question?

Albert: I didn't think that you would survive after the first question so I didn't have another question ready. But I'll be back! Just as soon as I figure out another question.

AJ continued walking down the Saphire Road for a while until he ran into crazy Uncle Albert.

Albert: I'mmmmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

AJ: So, what's your 2nd question? I can take it.

Albert: If a tree falls in the forest and noone's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

AJ: I DON'T KNOW!

Albert: WRONG! The correct answer is yes, it does make a sound.

Random tree #1: Wood fell down last week and hasn't shut up about it since!

Wood: I fell down. I fell down. I fell down.

Random tree #1: Will you just shut the FC up?

Wood: But I fell down. I have to make sound.

Random tree #1: If you don't shut the FC up, right now, I'm gonna kick your

Wood: YAP YAP YAP! I fell down.

Random tree #1: That's it, I'm gonna kick your !

AJ: Will you guys stop swearing? This story's only rated k! You could get this fic removed unless you either a) stop swearing or b) tell the writer to change the rating.

Albert: Can we just get on with the story?

AJ: Whatever.

Albert: Anyways, I'll be back when I think up another incredibly pointless question.

AJ then continued on his journey to the Saphire City until he ran into Crocker, again.

Crocker: Alright baldy, here's my 3rd and final question. If you get it wrong, I will definitely kill you!

AJ: Bring it on oldy.

Albert: Okay, if you strapped buttered toast to the back of a cat and the cat fell off of a table, would the cat land on it's feet or on it's back?

AJ: That's obvious, the cat wouldn't land on it's feet or it's back. It would land on it's butt.

Albert: That's correct!

AJ: You're all out of questions now, so just leave me alone you flying fossil.

Wood: BURN!

Random tree #1: Wood, what did I tell you about talking?

Wood: I'll shut up!

So then, AJ continued on down the Saphire Road until he finally arrived at the Saphire City where he was greeted by the gate keeper a.k.a. Timmy's mom.

Timmy's mom: What are you doing here?

AJ: I've been sent here by Trixie the good witch of the North to retrieve the Saphire Cape of Courage from the wizard.

Timmy's mom: Okay, you may enter.

AJ then entered the Saphire City where he was greeted by the great and powerful wizard...