Disclaimer: I don't own FOP all I own are Jeff and Eric.
Author's note: I am on a ROLL, 3 chapters in 2 days.
Chapter 12: Sanjay's Journey (sort of)
Back at the fork in the road, Sanjay started on his journey to the Ruby City. At least he would've if he hadn't stepped on a land mine and gotten blasted all the way to the Sapphire City. While he was traveling through the sky, on fire, he flew over a secret watermelon monk sanctuary.
Secret watermelon monk #1 (Let's call him Jeff): Eric! Today is the day we've been waiting for!
Secret watermelon monk #2 (Let's call him Eric): Is it the day that the giant fig people attack?
Jeff: No, that was last Thursday. Today is the day that the flaming child flies over our sanctuary. You know what that means, right Eric?
Eric: Is it the day that we overthrow the grape empire?
Jeff: No, that is next Thursday! Today is the day that we attack a small scarecrow boy who is on his way to the Emerald City!
Eric: Oh yeah, this is a great day to be a secret watermelon monk!
Me: So, that's the story of how Chester got attacked by the watermelon monks a few chapters ago.
That lion kid: Excuse me, first of all, my name is SANJAY! And second of all this chapter is called Sanjay's Journey (sort of)! THIS CHAPTER IS ABOUT ME, SANJAY!
Me: And your point is?
Sanjay: I DESERVE SOME RECOGNITION! JUST BECAUSE I WASN'T IN SEASON ONE DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN'T FORGET WHO I AM!
Me: Okay, cool down Samjoe.
Sanjay: MY NAME IS SANJAY! This chapter is me time! This is Sanjay o'clock!
Me: Cool down sAnjAY.
Sanjay: So, anyways I wind up in the Ruby City even if I am on fire! I get there anyway and I wind up getting the ruby boots of battle from the wizard then return wearing the the boots of battle.
Me: So then, getting back to the actual plot, Sanjay arrives at the gate of the Ruby City where he is met by the gate keeper...
Author's note: Please review. NO FLAMES! I hope I made that clear enough. I wrote that in the largest font possible and in bold.