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Chapter 14: Waaaannndaaaaa's Challllllennnnge!
Wanda: So Sanjay, do you have any questions before you enter the MINE FIELD of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?
Sanjay: Y-y-y-yes.
Wanda: What's your question?
Sanjay: H-h-h-h-has anyone ever d-d-d-d-d-d-d-died out there?
Wanda: Nah, they've been put into comas from blood loss after being hit by the giant spikes that occasionally fall from the sky on mondays.
Sanjay: B-b-but t-today's m-m-m-monday!
Wanda: Then you might want this steel umbrella.
Sanjay: Yes I would like that steel umbrella.
Wanda: Well then you'll be disappointed to know that you aren't allowed to take anything with you on the challenge course.
Sanjay: Oh snap!
Wanda: Well, you gotta go out there if you want the ruby boots of battle.
Sanjay then entered the MINE FIELD of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMand was nearly impaled by 17 falling spikes. He then began running around screaming at the top of his lungs while grabbing the pieces of the medallion. He was about 5 feet away from the exit with all 4 pieces of the medallion when a huge mine rose up from underground and blew him up into the air until he hit the invisible shock barrier at the top of the MINE FIELD of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMand dropped all of his pieces back into the challenge course.
Sanjay: Oh supuh snap!
When Sanjay landed back into the challenge course, he began searching for all of his medallion pieces. Unfortunately for him, all of his medallion pieces were hidden in areas that were heavily guareded by a relentless downpoor of giant, mine encrusted, spikes. Sanjay then silently cursed his horrid luck. Sanjay then stupidly charged into one of the giant, mine encrusted, spikes only to find that the spikes were holograms but the mines were real. Although Sanjay was injured by the explosions, he was able to grab the medallion pieces when he ran into them. Sanjay then ran to the exit with all of his pieces assembled and was finally able to exit, even though most of his hair was singed off.
Wanda: Hello Sanjay, congrats on completing the challenge course. What happened to all of your hair?
Sanjay: It was singed off by the explosions of the mines.
Wanda: I'll make you a deal. You can either get all of your hair back now and go back into the challenge course and have to complete it all over again or you can get the ruby boots of battle.
Sanjay: Although I would rather have my hair back, I ain't EVER going back into that deathcourse!
Wanda: Then I guess you just get the boots of battle. Hopefully you can get all your hair back while you walk back home.
Sanjay: Actually, I never walked here, I stepped on a landmine and got blown all the way here. I don't know anything about the terrain.
Wanda: The boots of battle will protect you from anything on the path, you won't have to worry about the landmines, or the killer psychos, or the half hamster, half human, half dolphin, half hawk mutants that live on the path. So go on back Sanjay.
Wanda then poofed up the ruby boots of battle, gave them to Sanjay, and sent him off.
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