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Theycame, He Saw, He Freaked!
Ok, I just met Director Hellsing. She is odd. Still she is nice. But my question still remains, what next, vampires? They said for me to wait in this room. Its small, dark and damp. What am I waiting for?
"I was told to meet you and explain our mission to you."
Ok, now I am hearing voices. It's a nice female voice. She sounds nice enough.
"I am Seras Victoria. I am a vampire and I am here to tell you our mission."
Hooooooooooooold on there buddy boy! Did she say vampire? That can't be possible! Is she really a vampire? She is so cute she can't be a vampire! How could she be? Is she still taking. I have to get my mind on business.
"Hold on, please. Show me some proof that you are a vampire."
She just grinned and said she would. I saw her incisors. They looked like fangs. I focused on her face. She told me to hold still. She raised her finger and I went flying! Man that hurt! what did she hit me with! Oh, well. I got up and didn't see her anywhere. She vanished. She vanished? She vanished! Now what! Ok, think like a rational man. I will just turn around and leave, that's what I will do!
"Going some where Lieutenant?"
Ok, I hear her voice. Where is she? I am the only person in this room. Man, what is going on here!
"Ok, jokes over. Come on out. You got me," I said into the nothingness that surrounded me. The next thing I knew she was right next to, man, right there! She came out of wall! She is a vampire! Man, this isn't right! Vampires aren't supposed to exist! She is a freak!
"Now as I was saying, our mission is to eliminate all non-living creatures. This is saying vampires, ghouls, and zombies. Learn our prayer well," she said to me.
Ok, so I am gonna be working with one vampire to kill other vampires. No problem, right? Right? I mean really how bad could it be?
"Oh, it can be bad, my friend, it can be bad."
It was the voice of a man, a deep voice. I turn and come face to face with another vampire! Two of them! Come on! Ok, ok, calm down. Who is this guy?
"I am Alucard, the 'No-Life-King'. I am the ultimate undead, as well as the Hellsing's Trump card. Welcome to my home."
WHOOOOOOA NELLY! Is he reading my mind! Can he hear my thoughts! This ain't right man, ain't right at all! How can he do that!
"I am a vampire, how else? Oh and, yes, I can hear your thoughts."
Ok, I am now officially freaked.
"Stay away from me you FREAKS!", I bellowed at them. Man this is really freaky man, real freaky.