Author's note: Sry that it took me awhile to update, but just as I promised, if you didn't like Saya then your going to hate her now, this may suck but pleases bear with me and pleaes review, NO flamers though.

PRESENT

Saya snuck her head into the Hyuuga mansion. She looked around. Coats was clear making Saya grin. She tiptoed into the kitchen and went straight for the cupboard. She poured a few drinks and slipped the pouch that Kabuto had given her next to it. She pressed the intercom button on the wall to speak to a maid. "Hello?"

A voice responded, "Can I help you Miss?"

Saya grinned, "Yes, there are some drinks down in the kitchen that need to be delivered to Neji- sama, next to them is a small black pouch containing cold medicine. I am afraid that Neji- sama has been sick, can you make sure that the medicine is poured into a cup and given to poor Neji- sama?"

The voice answered "yes.." Saya clicked off. She chuckled to herself and walked out the door taking out her cell phone as she went. She dialed and waited, "Hello? Tenten? This is Saya! …Yea hi… listen I know you like Neji….what do you mean how do I know? It's pretty easy to see…yea..anyway I told Neji and he totally wants to meet you!" She pulled away as Tenten screamed in her ear, " …..ow…..yea….not joking…really….anyway you have to come here to the Hyuuga state, yea…dress nice…no you have to be here ASAP. Yea like now!..ok…bye!" She hung up and grinned.

A maid knocked on the door, Chouji answered. "Drinks?" the maid asked shyly. Everyone nodded a thank you as the maid walked out. Sakura sighed as the cool drink slid down her throat.

The group had been talking about old times when all the sudden Neji's eyes began to bulge out, his face growing rapidly pale. He wheezed and gripped his throat. His breath fading out. Sakura looked at his face, "Neji, are you okay? Are you choking?" Neji shook his head, he dropped to the floor causing Ino to scream. Sakura ran forward while everyone began to crowd around worriedly. Sakura dipped down to feel his pulse, if he wasn't pulsing then…. She'd need to do.."Guys..we need to do CPR."

Everyone gasped and looked around. They all looked at Naruto and Sasuke, except Sakura. She looked around confused, why was everyone looking at Naruto and Sasuke? Naruto and Sasuke blushed and shook.

"Don't look at me! I am not kissing Neji!"

Sasuke growled, "I am NOT gay!"

Ino giggled, "Are you sure? You did kiss Naruto!"

Sasuke scowled.

Sakura gasped, "You guys kissed? Really? Wow, so are you 2 a couple?"

Naruto looked horrified, "HELL NO!"

Sasuke shook his head, "It was just one kiss, and it was on accident!"

Chouji shook his head, "But it was till a kiss!"

Sasuke and Naruto shook their heads wildly.

Sakura looked amazed, "Wow I never knew any gay guys before!"

Sasuke and Naruto shouted in unison, "BUT I AM NOT GAY!"

Kiba bit his lip,"Um guys? I don't care if your gay but…..Neji?"

Everyone did a "ohhhhhhhhh yeaaa" (poor Neji)

Tenten ran over excitedly, "I'm here!" Saya walked to her smiling. Tenten gave Saya a funny look, "Um I though we were going to meet Neji." She blushed.

Saya smiled, "We are, I was just bird watching while you were out, here take a look at that one, it's really beautiful."

Tenten chewed her lip and nodded, she grabbed the binoculars from Saya and looked in the direction Saya was pointing at, It was a branch by Neji's window.

Sakura walked over to Neji and bent over him, "Ok, I'll do it." She took a deep breath and and shoved air into his mouth, repeating the CPR procedure she had learned.

Saya smirked as Tenten gasped, the plan was working. Tenten began to cry as she looked through Neji's window. Her new pal Sakura was making out with Neji, her beloved Neji. She gripped the binoculars, unable to pull away. She was confused, didn't Neji like her? Was he just actually fooling her? Sakura could get a lot of guys, so why Neji? Were they all just fooling with her?

Tenten closed her eyes as pain closed exploded through her. Her stomache lurched.

Saya grabbed the binoculars and made a fake gasp, "That bitch! She knew you liked Neji! And Neji told me he like you! What a bunch of ass wholes!" Tenten looked at her tearfully, "She knew I liked him?" Saya nodded, "The bitch!" Tenten clenched her fist. Saya inwardly grinned, "Hey you know what? Why don't you get revenge on them? It'll be fun. And I know how you could do it too! Here!" She handed Sakura a sheet of paper, "Post these around school. And give the paper underneath it to a teacher, say that you found it on passroom." Tenten looked at the papers, wondering, she looked up, "Passroom?" Saya shrugged, "Don't woory they'll know what you mean."

Tenten thought for a moment and then nodded, "It'll be done tomorrow." She walked off never seeing the smirking Saya.

Meanwhile Sakura bent one more time only for Neji to jump up, gasping. "Wha…what just..?" They all just smiled at him, hugging him. They were all just glad he was ok.

The next day people were all looking at Sakura funny and glaring at Neji. Sakura had no idea what was going on till she looked at the news board. She burst out crying as she looked at a notice that stated that she was porn star, underneath the words was a picture of Sakura in a bunny costume. Ino stared, "That's not even you Sakura, that's photo shop prints. Where you paste a different body ontop of someone's picture. Your head, but soooo not your body." They all looked at her confused, she sighed "Sakura does not have a tan, mole, or freckles." They all nodded.

Next to the notice was a cheat sheet with answers from exams and tests, on the bottom was a ownership print claiming to be owned by Neji. Everyone looked at him, he glared at the sheet.

A teacher walked over scowling, "You 2 had better explain yourselves!" Everyone looked at her with intense eyes. Neji glaring and Sakura crying.

At the corner Saya and Tenten smirked. Tenten got her ' revenge' and Saya got her mission done.

Author's note: I'll make the next chapter longer, I promise. As for pairings it keeps ending it a vote so I've decided that I'll just do alternate endings between Sak/naru AND Sak/Sasu and the usual pairings, that way everyone's happy k? Untill then…. Heheh forget it…later!