The Torture of Truth or Dare
A/N This is my third truth or dare fic. If you like it then you should read my Harry Potter and my Inuyasha truth or dare fic.
Moose2828: MWHAHAHAHA!
Ed: Where the heck are we!
Moose2828: MWHAHAHAHA!
Ed: Answer my question!
Moose2828: MWHAHAHAHA!
Winry: You're really over doing it with the evil laugh.
Moose2828: Sorry.
Ed: Will you please tell me where we are?
Moose2828: We're in my incredibly messy room.
Ed: Thank you.
Al: Wow! Look at that.(picks up my Al action figure)
Moose2828: NO TOUCHY!(snatches figure)
Winry: Why did you take us here?
Moose2828: To play truth or dare.
Winry: Awesome! I love truth or dare.
Moose2828: That's what Kagome said.
All: Who's that?
Moose2828: Nevermind.
Winry: Can we start!
Moose2828: WAIT! I need to get more people.
Ed: Don't we have enough already?
Moose2828: SHUDDAP!(summons Roy, Riza, Envy, and Lust)
Envy: Where are we?
Moose2828: (says all in one breath) We're in my incredibly messy room to play truth or dare. No complaining, baking down on dares, or lieing. You got that?
Everyone: Yes ma'am!
Moose2828: Any more stupid questions?
Envy: Just one. Where's Glutony?
Moose2828: What do you mean where's Glutony! I don't want that drool machine in my room! Please girl! I mean boy. I mean girlboy-thingymatron. Shoot! I don't know what you are! Just sit down!
Envy: Sheesh. It was just a question.
Moose2828: Lets start. Roy, truth or dare?
Roy: Dare.
Moose2828: I dare you to french kiss Riza.
Ed: OoOoOo!
Roy: SHUT UP ELRIC!
Riza: Uh... I am very uncomfortable with this dare ma'am.
Moose2828: Well to bad! You have to do it.
Roy and Riza: Fine. (french kiss for nearly 5 minutes.)
Ed: Geez! Your finally done. I was starting to grow a beard!
Roy: Uh...
Riza: Wow.
Moose2828: It's your turn. Smap out of it.
Roy: Oh! Uh... Envy, truth or dare?
Envy: Truth.
Roy: Why is your freakin hair green! That's just...wierd!
Envy: Well, it used to be blond but, chlorine does some starnge things.
Al: Ew.
Winry: (to the tune of adlevise) Country Clubs, Full of pools! You sure look happy to greet me! Blue and green, pure chlorine! You sure look happy to greet me!
Lust: You need to stop now.
Winry: Yeah okay.
Envy: Ed, truth or dare?
Ed: Dare!
Envy: Fine. I dare you to drink 60 glasses of milk.
Ed: WHAT!
Envy: Gotta do it.
Ed: YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T DO THAT!
Envy: Well you have to.
Ed: (starts to drink his milk.)
AFTER THE MILK IS GONE
Ed: (unconciuose)
Moose2828: Wow. You killed him.
Envy: Uh... no I didn't he's just in a comma.
Moose2828: Oh. Since Ed is unconciouse we'll have to continue.
Lust: Finally! We can get out of here.
Moose2828: What are you talking about? Your not leaving. You get to watch Naraku jazzersize.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Moose2828:(roles the tape.) I'll be back when the tape is over. Bye!
Al: You can't just leave us here. This is torture!
Moose2828: To bad.
Tapes starts to play.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
When I wrote all Ed was not screaming. R&R.