Authors notes: this is my first fanfic and I want the people who read this to criticize, praise, review, chuck rotting potatoes at it, whatever. JUST DO SOMETHING!

Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom, Sam or Tucker

Chapter 1:operation: L.O.V.E.B.I.R.D.S

The names Foley. Tucker , Foley. I have two awesome best friends, Sam Mansone, and Danny Fenton. What's so special about these two you ask? Oh nothing. Well, except the fact that Danny is half ghost , can shoot ectoplasm out of hands, phase through walls and kick ghost butt and Sam is Gothic and hates anything girly, theres nothing much, yeah. Now you think it probably the best thing in the world to have such cool best friends, but, well, its not. They can be quite thick at times, actually. The are SO the perfect couple but the refuse to see it. Dannys PRETENDING to go after Paulina, but what he really wants is Sam(I know it. I can see it in his eyes). Sam obviously likes Danny too, but then shes as stubborn as a mule and refuses to admit it(how do I know? Well, lets just say she gets very violent when Danny goes on about Paulina so I'm quite sure). To stop all this awkwardness I feel when the two of them are caught doing something romantic( holding hands ,fackout makeout, etc) ,I , Tucker Foley, shall get these two rather thick lovebirds together.

ATTEMPT NO.1

He he . I have put a bunch of flowers in Sam's locker with a note that says: "with love from Danny." Those two lovebirds will never know what hit them! Sam would probably think that they were really from Danny and hug him and- hey! HERE THEY COME NOW! I'm hiding in a corner right now, waiting for their reaction. Sam is opening the locker, she's seen the flowers, wait for it... "TUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!"

Dang, I think their on to me.

ATTEMPT NO.2

Okay, so that was a minor setback. Hey, I thought that it was a really good idea. Maybe I've got to try a more secret approach. How about "meet me in the park at twelve midnight, from your secret admirer?" nope, that is way too cheesy. They would find out it was me the minute they read it. I've got it! Tucker you genius! They are REALLY gonna feel the love tonight...

YES! They have agreed to it! They are coming to my house for dinner tonight! My folks are out tonight so we have the house to ourselves. Now time to order that pizza...

Yes here they come! The pizzas here, I got romantic movies out, now time to watch the drama unfold...

Hmph. I purposely wait four hours in the movie rental shop to rent "love-o-rama 2004", put candles all over my living room and lighted them an switched off the lights to give it a romantic feel, go for loooong toilet breaks so that they have lots of alone time and what do I get? Nothing . Nada. Zilch. Time for a new plan...

He he. Is this considered a cliffie? I think it is. There's another chappie coming up! PLEASE REVIEW! If you are an experienced writer, please give me pointers!